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Did quite a few of those when I was younger but at this point all I do is drive to/from work and the grocery store and do so during off hours. I'm quite safe famous last words....

However my knees, ankles and back aren't too happy about me sticking around for so long :messenger_weary:
 
Never thought of back country skiing, horse riding and downhill biking and its risk rates. I think all the other seem pretty logical.

LOL at base jumping.

If you never saw raw footage of base jumping accidents they are nuts. Some are just quiet gloomy videos like a guy just drifts away down as he goes off course or parachute doesnt deploy. You cant even really see anything.

But one was a wacky one. It was a team of base jumpers off a plane. And their plan was to zoom down under a big bridge with spectators. One guy crashes into the railing with a giant thud, people gasp, he lost his leg (you cant tell that part but I read about it) and you just see him just twirl below the bridge. I think the other guys were fine.

Because it was a fan doing it up close on cam, you dont realize the speed of them as they zoom down. They must had been going a couple hundred KM an hour.
 
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Motorbike deaths in Asia are a sea of blood every year. Hundreds of thousands of deaths. Wear a helmet.
I lived in China for many years, this is true. However in my personal observations it's that the bike/scooter drivers think the rules of the road are for cars and trucks and not them. The red light? That's for cars.

I've seen so many blood splats and bits of broken bike left at junctions, they don't even wash it off or put down sand. If they even wear helmets, they don't even strap them up.
 
How can they class Formula 1 as "very dangerous" when there has only been one fatality (excluding people messing about in vintage cars) since Ayrton Senna in 1994? Given the safety measures they have now, it seems unlikely that there will ever be another death.
Maybe they're just saying it's dangerously boring?
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Ultra insanely dangerous activity: using dating apps.

- 80% chances of matching crazies.

- 50% chances of the relationship ending up in a nasty way.

- 30% probability of getting doxxed or publicly exposed on social media

- 20% probability of escalating things to real friends/family.

- 10-15% risk of false accusation of some kind of sexual violence.

- 1% risk of being sentenced.

- 0,1% of suicide.
As crazy as it seems using dating sites.

Contact a Hooker profile promoting on a dating app.

100% you get laid, no strings attached, and even know exactly how much money you'll spend on her. After youre done, she wont bother you again. lol
 
Motorbike deaths in Asia are a sea of blood every year. Hundreds of thousands of deaths. Wear a helmet.
Would probably also help if they didn't fill in every open centimeter of space on the roadway. Stopping at a red light in India will see 3 or 4 motorbikes squeezed in between cars with everyone trying to move forward like that. They spend so much money painting lines on roads but nobody seems to know what they mean.
 
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Kind of surprised hang gliding came out safer than paragliding. You'd think the parachute part would tip the riskiness the other way.

I guess people who hang glide tend to have some idea what they're doing, whereas a lot of paragliders are just drunk tourists.
 
Rarely leave green according to that chart. I did do some open water swimming before, but not regularly.
 
Ultra insanely dangerous activity: using dating apps.

- 80% chances of matching crazies.

- 50% chances of the relationship ending up in a nasty way.

- 30% probability of getting doxxed or publicly exposed on social media

- 20% probability of escalating things to real friends/family.

- 10-15% risk of false accusation of some kind of sexual violence.

- 1% risk of being sentenced.

- 0,1% of suicide.
Yeah but 0,0000001% chance of happiness!

And see I used the goofy Euro-comma instead of a proper decimal. Who says I'm xenophobic?!? ...........well, I mean filthy foreigners do.
 
Yeah but 0,0000001% chance of happiness!

And see I used the goofy Euro-comma instead of a proper decimal. Who says I'm xenophobic?!? ...........well, I mean filthy foreigners do.

comma looks better, because it's a clearer divider.
just like how 1.000.000 looks way cleaner than 1,000,000 😏

btw, it's not European. it's most of Europe, most of South America, most of Africa, and some Asian countries. Canada afaik uses both... which sounds weird tbh.
 
I'ma certified scuba diver so I guess I'm dangerous.

Also my hands are registered as lethal weapons.
Step away from the penis bro. This circle jerk is meant to be fun, not a death sentence.
 
I've done a fair bit of rope access work inspecting bridges and high risk confined space stuff requiring gas alarms and escape kits. But you won't catch me skydiving or mountaineering for fun.
 
I was working for Bonefish Grill in Florida before the brand got bought up by the Outback giant.
iirc one of the founders used his massive buyout to buy an insane speedboat that he promptly wrecked and died in.

All of my risky behavior involved alcohol/drugs, been sober since 2012.
 
I'm a qualified skydiver and have done base jumping in the past so the highest it can possibly be?! 😂

Granted it's still extremely dangerous but I think the base jumping stats are a little overstated. A lot and I mean a lot of prep goes in to a base jump, you don't just rock up to a bridge, top of a building or cliff edge and jump off. Unless you're a fucking retard... actually the stats might be correct.
 
I was working for Bonefish Grill in Florida before the brand got bought up by the Outback giant.
iirc one of the founders used his massive buyout to buy an insane speedboat that he promptly wrecked and died in.

All of my risky behavior involved alcohol/drugs, been sober since 2012.
That's good since that can turn out really poorly. I mean look at Roy Hallayday who decided to do stunts in a light aircraft while apparently high. (But we're not supposed to comment that he was an idiot.)
 
Oh, I get it. But I have an irrational fear of flying, so ... probably not in the cards for me.

I do commute more than 2 hours a day, though -- (to and from). No thanks on the hang gliding/parachuting, but I would definitely race cars. Easy.
 
I did have a motorcycle accident recently (26th of August). Didn't die, not even close to it, which is all the more impressive seeing what went down. Did get both my wrists broken, or more specifically, a smaller bone within the wrists.

Been in cast for 4 weeks on the left and 6 on the right. Finally out of that shit, but damn, muscles are still so stiff. At least I can hold a gamepad properly again.

Anyway, 1% seems low but with what I experienced I believe it.
 
Oh, I get it. But I have an irrational fear of flying, so ... probably not in the cards for me.

I do commute more than 2 hours a day, though -- (to and from). No thanks on the hang gliding/parachuting, but I would definitely race cars. Easy.

Man, I would rather die a thousand deaths than have a 2+ hour daily commute. When I lived on the east side of town I spent a good two plus hours in the car daily to go about 35 miles round trip. Never again.
 
Man, I would rather die a thousand deaths than have a 2+ hour daily commute. When I lived on the east side of town I spent a good two plus hours in the car daily to go about 35 miles round trip. Never again.
I totally get it. I absolutely love the job and the people I work with. ZERO (I mean Z E R O) drama in this place. I've never had that before. But yes, some days I feel like I'm dying inside when I'm driving.
 
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