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Before I begin, let me clarify that I am fully aware that many employees of stores are lazy/rude/stupid, and I have had bad experiences as a customer just like everyone else. I'd like this thread to be focused on rude customers rather than snarking back and forth about bad customers/bad customer service.

Aaaanyway......today made me so mad. I work at a coffee shop in Canada (duh, guess which one :) ). There was a guy today that was rattling off an order of like 10 things faster than my friend Yan could type them into the cash register. When she tried to repeat back his order to clarify, he rudely said "TWO hot chocolates! God, learn to speak English! I have no patience for you people." Yan's English is fine; she just has a bit of an accent. At this point, wanting to get the guy the hell out of my store, I took over taking his order. He asked for a receipt, I got it. Then when Yan went to hand him his coffee, he said "these are smalls, I wanted mediums." He had his receipt for 2 minutes at this point, and if there was anything wrong, he could have said something (but he did order small). I said, "You ordered small". He said "I'm not here to argue, I'm just here to say Fuck You!" and turns around and leaves. I love people. At least later in the night a drunk guy asked if we still sold Egg Mc Muffins. :lol


Other stories......A guy was mad because one large coffee costs 1.40, but 2 is 2.81. He screams that he is being ripped off, and when the employee attempts to give him a penny, he grabs it and throws it at the woman. He later wrote an angry letter complaining about this rip-off.

A guy wants to redeem coupons which have expired a month ago. He is told they are expired, and demands to speak to a supervisor. There are three working there, and they tell him the same thing. He flips out and starts pointing at them, screaming "You suck, and you suck, and you suck!"

A guy attempts to pay for his coffee with rolls of pennies. I don't think I'm allowed to accept these, so I go ask the supervisor. She says it is policy that we can't take them, and she goes to tell him this. He says "That's ok" and then looks at me and says "and you can go fuck yourself, you little idiot".

A woman gets a tea with milk. She comes back and complains that there's sugar in it. I tell her there is not. I offer to make it again. She says it might have gotten in when I stirred it, but I don't stir drinks with just milk added. She is being very rude about it, as if the sugar has ruined her day. I remake her drink, and hand it to her without a word. As she joins her husband walking out the door, he says "he better wipe that smirk off his face, or I'll wipe it off for him"

A woman places an order in drive thru, and when she gets to the window, she decides to change everything about it and add five more things. She is taking forever and keeps changing it, so Jing Min asks her to please hurry because there's a long line up behind her. She says dismissively "There's always a line up" and when Jing Min goes to get her donuts, she says to me fiercely "She can't talk to me that way! I'M A CUSTOMER!!!" She called the next day, complaining that "the Asian girl" was rude to her.

A man comes up to the counter, raving that his donut has no filling. The girl working says "the baker is new, let me check" and goes out back to ask the baker if she forgot to fill them. He looks at me stupidly and says "Is she calling me a liar? How dare she talk to me and walk away." I calmly explained that she had just told him the baker was new and made a mistake. Ignoring me, and running with the liar theory, he snarls at her when she comes back "ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?" She is at this point holding TWO donuts from the baker to replace his faulty one. He then tries to turn it into a joke, laughing, "Oh, I thought you were calling me a liar!"

99.9% of customers are fine. This tiny percentage seems intent to make you feel like shit, however.
 
Yes, that's all it is. If one coffee is 1.404444, for example, then two would be.....2.8088888, rounding up to 2.81! Or something.I don't really get it, but it certainly doesn't warrant a tantrum.
 
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Yeah, you might think some of the anecdotes in the original post are crazy and extreme, but at some places you get those every single day when you deal with customers. It's really incredible how terrible people are. Some of the people reading this right now are themselves those customers.
 
What fucking douchebags. Is it possible to call the cops on them or something like that?

I really want to see these people scared shitless. And after that, I'd like to beat the shit out of them in the parking lot.

The other night at work "Jane" came in to our restaurant. Every Monday we do a promotion called Mussel Mondays, where you get 4 pots of mussles + 3 kinds of sauces for $20 CDN. Also, this is fine fucking dining, not some cheap ass mussles at all man. Most dishes where I work = $30 CDNish, it's good stuff!

Anyway, she apparently has a history with us. The main thing is, she has some sort of sickness that makes her puke all the time :lol Really though, it makes US look really bad, as she's puking every time she comes in to eat at our restaurant. I don't know how that reflects on our other patrons.

Even worse though, is "Jane"'s fucking arrogance. She walks in like she owns the place. We have a service bar, and this is a sitdown restaurant. And what's the first thing she does upon being seated? She gets up, walks up to me, and tells me how she wants her margarita. I explain to her that the waitress will have to give me the order first, but I'll make it how she wants it regardless. She then tells me to just make it ASAP and she'll tell the waitress whenever. What she's saying does make sense though, but it's not like she's been waiting a long time for her waitress. What pissed me off was her tone.

Anyway after that she got her mussles, and asked if she could get one of the sauces made differently - she wanted our curry cream sauce...without the cream. What a stupid cunt. The waitress didn't know exactly what to say so our head chef actually came out (Monday is our busiest night too) to consult with her.

The worst part was at the end of her meal, she only complained. Her table was closest to the bar so I heard everything. She was complaining (to her alleged boyfriend...dumbass) how they got less mussles tonight than last Monday, how the service was slow, how we couldn't make her creamless curry cream sauce, etc.. And she said "I know this is mean, but it can't be helped" or something to that effect, regarding her tip.

I hope she dies, honest to God.

Our manager called her the next day and told her we're invoking our right to refuse service. I hope she gets the message, but knowing her, she took it the wrong way.
 
A couple of days ago at work, this old legally blind (though not completely) lady came into the store. One of the managers had an employee named Kelly in a headlock and was walking her up and down one of the aisles, jokingly. The old lady "saw" this, and it was as if a nuclear bomb went off in her diaper. She complained to the manager, and was literally yelling at him about how innappropriate it was to be wrestling with a "fragile young girl." Even Kelly told her it wasn't a big deal, but she would not budge. She asked for the corporate number, called it while she was still in the store, and complained to the regional manager.

What the fuck, get a life you old hag.
 
I've got a Blue Pants said:
A couple of days ago at work, this old legally blind (though not completely) lady came into the store. One of the managers had an employee named Kelly in a headlock and was walking her up and down one of the aisles, jokingly. The old lady "saw" this, and it was as if a nuclear bomb went off in her diaper. She complained to the manager, and was literally yelling at him about how innappropriate it was to be wrestling with a "fragile young girl." Even Kelly told her it wasn't a big deal, but she would not budge. She asked for the corporate number, called it while she was still in the store, and complained to the regional manager.

What the fuck, get a life you old hag.

That's when you're supposed to give her the number that rings the back office and have someone on staff answer it and say, "Thank you for reaching the regional headquarters of [company name], I'm the regional mangager, how can I help you?"
 
I work in a movie theatre so I get tons of annoying customers. But I do remember one time this customer was ordering a lot of food. She got her order and then picked up the stuff and tried leaving without paying. We stopped her and told her she had to pay, she gets pissed off about this and says "FINE!". She reaches into her pocket pulls out some money and then throws it in the face of the girl who was serving her. We then called security and had her escorted off the property.

Best thing about that though was everything she bought was like 15-18 bucks, when she threw the money at the girl she threw about 30 bucks; so she got to take home over 10 dollars profit.
 
We get several rude people at the restaurant. I just give them some of my classic snarky and snappy wit. They probably know I'm being rude, but whatever. They can always leave.

"DO WE HAVE A TABLE YET?"

NO YOU DO NOT! :)

"HOW LONG?"

ANOTHER 30 MINUTES.

"ANOTHER?"

YEP, I FELT IT WASN'T LONG ENOUGH SO I ADDED ANOTHER.

"WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ____"

WELL, COULD YOU WAIT JUST A BIT MORE? I'VE GOT PEOPLE TO SEAT. :)

"THERE ARE OPEN TABLES OUT THERE."

YES, BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU. :)
 
As I've mentioned before, I work for DirecTV as a CSR.. I've pretty much had it all:

"I know I'm $100 past due, but can you still order that $49.99 rasslin' [sic] for me?" (I swear to God, WWE brings all the people who can't pay their bill on time out of the woodwork)

"I didn't order these porno movies!" (this is fun when you take them to the Purchase History on their receiver and see that yes, in fact, they were ordered.)

"I know my dish broke because my kid threw a football at it, but you had better come out here and fix your dish or I'll cancel!" (problem: most customers own their equipment, making it *their* dish, not ours. Does your car dealer fix your car for free? Didn't think so.)

"I haven't paid my bill since I got service, but can you turn my TV back on? I'll pay everything next week, I promise." (uh-huh, suuuure. Actually had this call last night, although that wasn't a direct quote).

Nathan
 
I was working as the only cashier at the north end of our college cafeteria... there's two sides on my little cashier island, and normally people line up on both and we alternate between ringing up the left and right lines. But, since it was closing time, there weren't really any lines to speak of.

I had 3 non-English-speaking students line up on my left side - While ringing up the second guy, this woman rushes up with her food on the right.

When I start to ring up the third guy, she's says , "*I'M* next."
Me: "He was here before you."
Her: "You're supposed to alternate!"
Me: "That's for when the lines are long and we don't know what order people got here in... these guys were all here before you..."

At this point, she started shouting as though I was breaking some sacred cashier commandment. The students just got out of there, all looking very confused and concerned.

After I rang her up, she kept shouting that she was going to tell my manger; but when one of the managers came out to see what the commotion was, she just took off. Wouldn't even stop when he called out after her.
 
I love these threads; I too used to work at a Movie theater, and aside from the constant finding of condom wrappers and stopping kids from skipping into other theaters, this is not where my story begins.

I currently work at EB Games up here in Canada, and in any retail job, well, you know how it goes...

One of my favourite 'situations' happens almost every week. at EB we give credit for broken systems, or working systems, they vary in price for each system (eg working xbox and ps2 is 75 bucks, whereas a broken xbox is like 40 and broken ps2 is 30 or so [for nintendo it's, and i'm not jokin, $20 working, $1 broken]) Anyways, up until last christmas or so, we offered two-year multi-use warranties on brand new systems (meaning if your system was replaced, your warranty still applies for the rest of the term), which have recently (november) been stopped for newer one-shot one-year warranties that are much cheaper than the two year plan.

Anyways, every week we usually see a system come in with some kid saying it doesnt work or wont play; and when we go to check the seals, they've obviously been opened or modified. Now, we COULD take them in broken, but it's still a touchy subject as the systems have been modified and we could get in shit for even having them in-store. But the real fun begins when they want it replaced with a NEW system because they still have one of our warranties.

for those who don't know, EB warranties are 'no questions asked' as long as the seals are still intact, if you soft modded, if you dropped it down stairs, we dont care, as long as the seals are still there.

So the conversations with the typically 16-20 year olds go as follows:

Him: My xbox isnt working and I want to use my warranty for a new one
Me: Alright, do you have the system, one controller, and cables?
Him: (Either yes or no, no he goes home, yes he stays) Yes.
Me: Alright, lets see.
*Guy hands over bag of stuff*

>I pull out the system here< -- I always look at them when I do, because they know I know. We have like 50 thousand signs in our cash area showing the different seals and types on different models of systems, so it's like, we're totally covered there.

Conversation continues:

Me: We can't take this in.
Him: Why not?
Me: Well, the seals on the system are broken, meaning you've likely modded it.
Him: what the fuck? No man I didnt touch the system
Me: Well, We can't take this system in for a replacement if it's been modified.
Him: What the fuck. I have your warranty; I want a new system.
Me: Well man, there's nothing I can do.
Him: I want to see a manager.

*Our store is small, there's usually only two people working, typically the ASM or Manager is there during the day, and it's standard assosciates at night, so it's the luck of the draw*

Me: Even if you talked to her, she'd say the same thing I am.
Him: This is bullshit, I want my money back for my warranty then.
Me: I can't do that, you voided the warranty yourself by opening the system.
Him: Fuck that, it was "NO QUESTIONS ASKED"
Me: ... Unless you open your system seals.
Him: They never said that to me.
Me: It's on your reciept clearly.
Him: No it's not.

I then turn it over and give it to him and point out where it's written. At this point we take the warranty slip as it's no longer valid (receipts are serialnumber specific, so he cant use the warranty at another eb via his modded box).

I usually tell him to try Microplay or another trade in shop to see if they're stupid enough to take it, but that there's nothing we can do since he opened it.

Thats the typical customer, the ones who cant own up to their own inexperience with soldering a chip onto a motherboard. Officially we can't say anything to them on shift, but when there's no manager around, I have lengthy conversations about mod chips and systems and such, I figure it's no harm no folly if what they're using it for is legit (XBMC etc).

Then there are the idiot fucking teenagers (13-16yr) who come in with their broken systems (usually modded as well, most of the time it's ps2s) and while the conversation goes similar to the above one, they play even dumber than before; saying the system CAME like that when they bought it, and when we finally confront them about it, they laugh off and run away with their stuff, sometimes I think darwin missed a few.



Other than modded systems, returns are the other big troublemaker. And not to invoke racial profiling here, whenever we see someone who we know doesnt speak the english very well, we tend to drive home the return policy at least three or four times before they leave, to be sure they know wtf they are doing with their software before they go to bring it back. But regardless of how many times we explain it, 9 times out of 10 they come back with opened pc or console software asking for a refund [policy states that when a product is open, within 14 days (30 preplayed) you can only trade it in, or get defective exchange) if it's sealed, you can get a refund.] -- Anyways, typically if they dont lose their cool, and don't seem all that 'shady', we'll do it anyways and just label the software as defective so it doesnt get resold as new (hey, our store is fucking legit, I hate how stores resell used shit as new *cough*Walmart*cough*). Anyways, they usually put up a big fight and we just tell them they're stuck with it, as that's policy.

Like I said above, if they're calm about it, saying that it was the wrong version or whatever, we'll usually do the exchange anyways, as long as their item is same amount or more expensive than the one they originally bought (it's a no no to give out cash when you arent supposed to, lol).


But, the big kicker is when teenage punk kids come in wanting to return a game because they 'didnt like it' and want to try another; we tell them it's not blockbuster and we dont rent out games; and that if they dont know wtf they're buying, go rent the thing before they do... Apparently rentals are something LOST on this generation of gamers, I used to rent shit before I bought it to be sure a) It was worth playing more than three days, and b) it had replayability/enjoyablitiy to warrant a 60$ purchase.


I dunno, I could go on; but it's the retail world, you can't really get pissed at customers to their face, but there's nothing stopping us from making fun of you when you leave.

Also, I'm a firm nintendo "fanboy", I like their philosophy, but i also own the other two consoles, so I don't really hold the 'race' in much regard other than the fact that I will prefer Nintendo and defend their views/gaming for as long as I play videogames; when people come in and say "Nintendo sucks cuz it doesnt have GTA", I think to myself that this kid's generation of gamers are really what's going to kill the industry, only wanting violence, good graphics, and shallow gameplay [not gta, but in general]; it's saddening to think that, when I try to point out games like polarium, RE4 and others, that they say 'its all for kids' and shit; I don't lose my cool, but it unnerves me a bit to think that gaming these days is all about explosions and eye candy... Sigh, whatever.

Anyways, I have a lot more stories but this post has dragged on too long as it is.
 
I've worked in retail a lot of years. Lots of fun to be had with rude customers.

- One man asked for a product he was looking for three years ago. We check it on our PCs and its discontinued. Then he asked when is the next shipment of it coming in. I tell him that discontinued means that the mfgs don't make them anymore and we don't carry them. The customer boils with rage, saying how this retailer and that retailer just had them. I said that they might have some left over but we do not. He asked for a manager. She told him the same thing. He yelled out a string of expletives and left the store. He mentioned he wasn't coming back but there he was three days later.

- I took back a DVD that he claimed was broken. Inside was a porno disc. I let him know that its the wrong DVD (I did not mention its porno). The customer screams at me, saying how its not his fault. I then whispered to him that I know what movie it is inside and he did not want me to say what the movie was outloud instead of what it should be. He threatened to beat my ass as soon as I got out of work (store closed in 20 minutes) for making him out to be a fool. I really wasn't into bodybuilding at the time so I had no strength. So I was a little scared but fortunately, my friends and I went to hang out in a different car. He was out there, saying "Fuck you" to me constantly (he seemed drunk) until we got in the car and drove off. When I came back four hours later, nothing was wrong with my car so at least nothing was fucked around with that.

Had I not be invited to hang out, I would have called up the police if he was out there and making threats. I did not need that bullshit. Next time, Big Daddy is not called Pink Lesbians 5. Not sure if that was the name of the porno but whatever.

- When I worked in electronics, we had to sell the games there or up front. The customer could not carry them until after they were paid for. A kid, maybe aged 10-12, when finding this out, threatened to set the store on fire. I called up the manager and we both kicked the bastard out and told him never to come back. He would try to come back a few times but would never get past the customer service counter.

- I took a bad Xbox back. Well, so the customer says. He said it wouldn't even start up. So we turned it on and found a bunch of saved files and music downloads on the HD. Mostly EA Sports. Most songs were the usual Top 40 Rock at the time. We came back with it and said it was fine and had a lot of saves and music on it. Furious, he accused us of calling him a fuckface. We never said the words 'fuck', 'face', or 'fuckface' but he accused us of it. We told him we won't take it. He threatened to call the cops. Nothing ever surfaced from it.

- A former employee (who quit, didn't get fired) would show up once, twice a week, and shop around but never buy anything. In the store, there were two spots where security cameras were not at. Soon, employees would find discarded DVD cases and CD album cases in these spots. The manager, quick on her toes, realized that there's no way Joe and Jane Customer could figure it out. Next time, we had some employees that were around the two spots where the cameras were gone. The former employee would go to these spots (one was tools and one was a garden center) and get irate with the employees and tried at the garden spot. She was polite at first but quickly became angered. She had a $100 of DVDs and CDs she wanted to steal but nobody would let her.

She screamed at the girl who was by the garden center and actually fought her! I was about 50 ft away and was able to hear some shrieking and some boxes knocked over. Another guy was with me and we ran over to find these two girls battling it out. Separating the girls, the klepto accused me of running my hand up her skirt and filed sexual harrassment charges with the store afterwards. What she didn't know was that there was a camera and I pulled the employee out of the brawl between her waist and chest. I didn't lay a hand on her. She was caught red handed and was barred from coming to the store. She tried once again, drunk but I wasn't working that night. According to stories, she was in the store for maybe a minute until kicked out.
 
Memories..............


Server Days.....


Lady orders our fajitas. Our fajitas are spicy and come with a huge jalapeno on the side. They’re all eating and she's happily chewing along her chicken and steak rolled up with cheese, guacamole, sour cream and salsa. I walked away to check up on other people etc... Five minutes later we hear screams like you wouldn't believe. We all thought someone dropped dead and she was screaming looking at a dead body or she was being brutally murdered. I show up as well as half the staff to this woman crying shaking in her boyfriend or husbands arms.

She repeatedly pointed to what was left of the jalapeno and repeatedly screams "that is hot, that is hot..." Her family turns to me and starts making allegations that I did it on purpose to hurt her. I just plainly told them, "I took the order and served the food and that is it." None of them heard it as they were all just murmuring stuff about me or something. The manager proceeds to explain to them that it is a jalapeno, to a Hispanic family no less (I know from experience, Hispanics know their spicy.) Then they went from the restaurant deceiving them specifically on purpose to suing the franchise.


And it doesn't end there. They figured they'd make an even bigger scandal. The mother starts complaining that she ordered a steak and not a smothered chicken, even though she had special instructions up the ying yang and how she made me watch her cut into it while she warmed me that "my chicken better be cooked right in front of everyone" earlier. Either way, one wonders why she had to eat 3/4's of it to realize it wasn't a steak.

Then the grandfather or what not saying to expect his expensive medical bills because the soup was too hot and it burn his mouth and esophagus and he was going to the hospital etc...

Yea...

Bartender (franchise)

I don't remember all the drinks they ordered or the order they came in but I remember this one quite well. I get one order for a margarita (100023829398293 ^%76^%% margarita poured) then I get it back saying they wanted a pina colada. It was my Sunday AM shift and the morning is pretty laid back. So unlike a busy night where I tell them to get a manager to comp/void it first and to ring it up, I just took it and made the pina colada and told her don't forget to get a manager to void/comp it and ring it up later. Then it comes back and she says they want a strawberry daiquiri. I gave her the look, as in "Don't start with the mistakes" since it wasn't even busy. It comes back, this time wanting a Mai tai. All the drinks came back about a little over 3/4's full of what I originally poured.

Either she couldn't get it right, misled people on liquor, or she was selling liquor to a minor. The server hadn’t been there long so instead of getting a manager and having them to go the table, I decided to just go there myself to help her out and let her slide ONCE (she still needs to get them voided/comped and then ring them up, last thing I need is the liquor cost during a slow shift on my time going sky high with no one but me to blame."

So I head to the table and introduce myself and before I could finish this girl and her family smile and says "Hiii!! Ok take this one away, I want a Sour Apple Martini." After looking at her for 5 seconds, she says "don't you know that?” Went straight to the manager cause I wasn't going to be throwing or giving away anymore liquor. Then they bitched, complained, and raised a scandal on how I should have minded my own business and how I was nobody to tell them what to do etc... (Even though I never said anything to them besides introducing myself.) The manager apologized and asked how they could help. Manager promised them all deserts and then walked towards me and told me to "please make them Mai Tai" and just let it go today”. I gave the manager the look of death, and told him I'm not pouring another drink until he rings the other ones up and comps them or what not.(Pfft, last thing I need is being blamed for the liquor cost. Trust me, they are that anal.)

After doing that the server comes up with snobbiest attitude saying "Now make me a Sex on the Beach and next time go hassle some other servers table and stay out of mine" while the table looked at me with some look of accomplishment. I gave the biggest look of death to the manager. He told her to meet in her in the office when he gets back and he went to tell the table, the table tells them "she still has a problem with us trying drinks" and the manager tells them "She and I don't mind you trying drinks as long as you pay for them." As for the server, went straight up to her and told the dead bitch, "We’re going to have problems." From the moment on, and trust me when I say the bartenders stick together, we poured all her drinks dead last. And man did I slap it in the face when she fucked up, which was every shift. When she asked us about the garnish on a particular drink we all ignored her. Table still got their deserts and the manager apologized for the “confusion”. She got fired later on. Tee hee hee...hee...


Bartender (Posh Night Club/Lounge)

Guy sitting there with his girl on his lap. They had the look of sex as in they wanted to have sex with whom ever they were both looking at. I got a few friends in that night and manage to break away from the fast pace behind the bar to say hi where they were sitting right by that couple. The guy was older and the girl looked like some run away 17 year old (probably high) in an expensive dress. As I was talking to my friends I feel a hand right on my hip. I look at it and shot a “wtf don’t touch me” look at the guy. He took it off like he was surprised or something (yea right my ass.) Then as I was giving my other friend a hug and asking how's she's been I feel one hand on my hip and another around my inner leg. Both of them touched me. I look over to my friend again and again they start feeling up. Spoke to the bouncer but they had disappeared. Bouncer still got to them and had a word with them (His name was Roly, biggest sweet heart ever, unless you cross him.)

A week later I see him talking to one of the friends of the manager. Then I see the manager, and I was like "fuck", I knew what was coming. They came over and said someone wanted to talk to me. He then started apologizing and blah blah blah, he's a liquor distributor yak yak yak, and makes whatever amount of money yada yada yada. Yea, this fuck faces apology smelled more like a pick up.

Manager told me next just ignore it. Some how the owner got wind of it though and came towards me to confirm. From what I heard, they (manager and fuck face) got told and there was a bit of a scene. Gay Owners ROCK!



That’s it for now. *Closes vault….
 
Here's one I got fired for:

I worked at Chili's in Dunwoody, Ga and I'm working the lunch shift on Friday in the bar. I'm the server and it's crazy busy. Anyway, if you guys have ever ordered the Mombo Combo (maybe its defunct now, I don't know) you know it's got wings, eggrolls, and fried chicken strips on it and some of the items come from different stations, including the fry station which is ALWAYS slammed. So a group of business men come in sit down and order it along with their meals and drinks:

Me: Just to let you know if you're in a hurry the Mombo Combo might not be the best item to order because it takes at least 15 minutes to come out.

Lead Businessman: We are not in a hurry, take your time.

So I think this is a great table, nobody is stressed out, it's gonna be great. Not 5 minutes later one of the guys comes up to me at the POS and asks when the Mombo Combo is going to come out, they're in a hurry...

Everytime I come around their table they ask me when it's going to come out, so I bring them complimentary chips and salsa to try and placate them. Now each time I politely remind them that I told them it would be AT LEAST 15 minutes and this guys (pointing at him) aid you weren't in a rush; I'm beginning to get really pissed-off because they are starting to take time away from my other tables. After about 10 minutes they start to get really angry and begin to tell me to go back and make it myself. I'm in decent shape, know at bit of martial arts and I'm not taking shit from these guys so:

Me: I told you fuckheads that it takes at least 15 minutes for it to come out but if you want to continue being assholes I could go back and teach you how to make them, I'm sure the line could use the help.

Them: Blank stares. Get your manager for us.

Me: Gladly, and because I'm going to be outside before you are make sure you don't run into me or let me see what car you drive.

Nothing ever came of it because I had to continue working another section until after the lunch rush (it was a Friday), after that I had to explain to the manager what happened and then I got fired. So by the time I left the restaurant was empty. The funny thing was the manager didn't want to fire me because I was renting a rom from him at the time.

Sorry, long-winded I know.
 
Property of Microsoft said:
Me: I told you fuckheads that it takes at least 15 minutes for it to come out but if you want to continue being assholes I could go back and teach you how to make them, I'm sure the line could use the help.


I would have loved to see that happen :lol


Shit I am so glad I don't have to work anymore.
 
Another Tim Hortons story. I had the misfortune of working at the only Tim Hortons in my city to have power after the huge summer 2003 Blackout that took out half of North America. Why it had power and my house ( a few blocks down) didn't remains a mystery. So basically the lineups inside were enormous, and the lineups for the drivethru went in 3 different directions spanning insane distances. Worst yet, the power would flicker here and there, slowing down service. This one guy complains that he wants a free coffee because the line took so long. Okay, first of all, you saw the fucking lineup when you walked in and decided to wait. Number two, we're not god, we can't affect the power coming into our store. What the hell did he expect? He ended up storming out after the trainee manager just couldn't deal with him.

Though I could handle him, there was this one customer that had to be not right in the head because he always ordered the same thing... an XL coffee with.... 99% milk. Yes literally, the cup was full of milk, I would put in like 6 drops of coffee into it and then warm it in the microwave for 90 seconds. WHAT THE FUCK!?!
 
DrEvil said:
when people come in and say "Nintendo sucks cuz it doesnt have GTA", I think to myself that this kid's generation of gamers are really what's going to kill the industry, only wanting violence, good graphics, and shallow gameplay [not gta, but in general]; it's saddening to think that, when I try to point out games like polarium, RE4 and others, that they say 'its all for kids' and shit; I don't lose my cool, but it unnerves me a bit to think that gaming these days is all about explosions and eye candy... Sigh, whatever.

Anyways, I have a lot more stories but this post has dragged on too long as it is.

That sounds suspiciously like the anti-Nintendo trolls who post on GAF. Maybe you should do the secret GAF handshake to see if they are from GAF.
 
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