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[Drinky Crow]

Folks who DON'T get off on obsessively posting about monkey-dumb dudes in tight/skimpy clothing running around and rubbing against each other can post non-sequitur based humor and funny animated GIFs here!

 

[Drinky Crow]

MOD note: Using this thread to claim that against all evidence to the contrary watching non-racing sports IS a heterosexual activity and/or somehow manly will get you a week-long ban.

 

[DCX]

.....don't know what to say other than...meh

DCX

 

[Hitokage]

MOD note: Using this thread to claim that against all evidence to the contrary watching non-racing sports IS a heterosexual activity and/or somehow manly will get you a week-long ban.

Says the man who announced his praise for putting ones boner in a dirty diaper.

 

[Fifty]

Awesome.

 

[Drinky Crow]

That's GROSS OUT HUMOR, sir, and VARY MANLY. It's threatening!

 

[Hitokage]

That's GROSS OUT HUMOR, sir, and VARY MANLY. It's threatening!

Or should I bring up your track record of praising games before their release.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

he's right! We should all engage in more heterosexual activities, like playing games called Princess Crown. Now whats this about a diaper and a boner, or should i be afraid to ask?

 

[Drinky Crow]

Don't hate, appreciate!

 

[DCX]

Who here has cried watching Jersey Girl??

DCX

 

[Drinky Crow]

I've never cried in my life. Seriously.

Alright, I cried once, when OMG LEO DIED SAVING THAT RED HAIRED CHICK ON THE TITANIC!!!!!!

SO SAD

 

[bishoptl]

Anti-sports screeds are for weak-kneed pantywaists who are still bitter that their obssesiveness over The Bard's Tale in high school didn't get them laid.

My name is Tim Lewinson and I approve this message.

 

[explodet]

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

 

[DMczaf]

Anti-sports screeds are for weak-kneed pantywaists who are still bitter that their obssesiveness over The Bard's Tale in high school didn't get them laid.

My name is Tim Lewinson and I approve this message.

You got my vote!

 

[DCX]

I've never cried in my life. Seriously.

Alright, I cried once, when OMG LEO DIED SAVING THAT RED HAIRED CHICK ON THE TITANIC!!!!!!

SO SAD

I haven't cried until i met the love of my life, she broke my heart and now ever since i have been a damned waterfall!!! Movies, games, music...anything that has some type of sentiment, there i am crying like a little bitch I need therapy

DCX

 

[bishoptl]

Shit man, I geeked out in high school, but I wasn't getting any of this

until I learned how to balance my Commodore love with a 3 year stint on the rugby team.

Chicks dig the long ball. You don't have to like it, but you better learn to love it cuz it's the BEST THING GOING.

 

[Drinky Crow]

But but but BUT I played football and track in high school, AND I got laid! (Although I did play Bard's Tale II a lot -- WITH my GF!)

Real Men (tm NOT YOU) care about THEIR accomplishments, not living vicariously through others!

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Anti-sports screeds are for weak-kneed pantywaists who are still bitter that their obssesiveness over The Bard's Tale in high school didn't get them laid.

My name is Tim Lewinson and I approve this message.

 

[Fifty]

But but but BUT I played football and track in high school, AND I got laid! (Although I did play Bard's Tale II a lot -- WITH my GF!)

Real Men (tm NOT YOU) care about THEIR accomplishments, not living vicariously through others!

Real Men don't create threads to hate. Only to appreciate! Move forth with your life, and don't linger in the dark realm of hatred.

 

[bishoptl]

But but but BUT I played football and track in high school

Kickers are not football players, and running from the REAL athletes doesn't count as track. :|

 

[Mermandala]

Lets's celebrate with ballon animal fetus

!!!

 

[DCX]

:lol I played basketball, was pretty good, grades killed me...was being pressured into playing football including a scout from Wisconsin, i played baseball and was forced to play volleyball by my basketball couch...jumping help i guess.

DCX

 

[impirius]

Sports are for fruits!

Surely there are more teams named after fruits out there...

 

[Hitokage]

BTW, regardless of whether or not sports are for fruits, this thread DOES clutter up the stickied portion of the thread page.

 

[Shinobi]

:lol This is the only cool anti-sports thread ever made...figures Drinky would be the one to make it.

 

[Dujour]

This is the greatest thread of Neo GA-F.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Anti-sports screeds are for weak-kneed pantywaists who are still bitter that their obssesiveness over The Bard's Tale in high school didn't get them laid.

My name is Tim Lewinson and I approve this message.

The Bard's Tale was (and will be) the shit. And I got girl w/o sports, so am I an anomaly?