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THE ULTIMATE EBAY 360 AUCTION

alexxx

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Hey everyone,

So I got sick of all the scam xbox ads on ebay and decided to take matters into my own hands and create quite possibly the most elaborate parody xbox 360 box auction in the history of the internet (and hopefully legitimately offload some t-shirts I've been wanting to rid myself of for a while.)

So, BEHOLD!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4806744268

Enjoy! (and bid on my shirts if you want them!)

:) :) :)
 
Alex, I'll bid on it later if no one else does. You can save on shipping :P.

Carl put up a parody box auction earlier but ebay pulled it within 15 minutes :lol
 
Might want to edit out any profanity, since you can get your listing pulled for using profanity in the description text. Just FYI
 
Thanks Ecro! Perhaps you will be the lucky winner! (I kind of hope not, would be a bummer to sell all that stuff for a dollar.) :)
 
Genius, I love it. Four layers of boxes, how can you beat that?



Wow some people are complete idiots they would actually bid on this crap ...

It's funny, it's supporting a GAFfer, besides, you ARE getting two shirts and an Atari hoodie, that's actually not too bad for the current price. :P
 
Well, now that there's bids, you can't remove that 'dipshits', so don't be shocked if it does get yanked (You'll get all your listing fees back, tho)
 
Man, I threw down a $20 bid and was outbid right away.

THIS TRULY IS THE HOT CHRISTMAS ITEM THAT EVERYBODY WANTS.
 
hahaha wow.

OK, so I should have probably included actual details about these shirts, I don't know why the many years of experience working in the entertainment merchandise industry totally failed me, but here we go:

The Nintendo and Rocky shirts are both XL, cotton tees. The printing is silkscreened on, and isn't that crappy applique that will instantly rub off in one wash cycle.

The Atari Hoodie is pretty nice - the insignia is a fuzzy embroidered patch that the hulk himself couldn't remove if he tried (note, this is probably false, I'm sure you could remove it if you really gave it some mustard - but I assure you it is thick, fuzzy and solid.)

..and yeah, for the current bid, that IS a steal. Retail price on that atari hoodie alone was about $50.
 
I'll also point out that if someone does bid this thing up to an insane amount because for some unknown reason they actually think they're getting an xbox out of it, I'm not going to accept their money - I'll relist it with additional copy until someone who straight up wants THE PRIMO EXPERIENCE actually wants it.
 
Normally, the use of the word "ultimate" would prompt me to post the Ultimate Warrior.

but I'd rather not be banned again over something so retarded
 
Normally, the use of the word "ultimate" would prompt me to post the Ultimate Warrior.

Ohhh man, I totally should have included a photo of the ultimate warrior with the primo xbox held between his hands.

oh well, c'est la vie.
 
Hydro_Alexis said:
Wow some people are complete idiots they would actually bid on this crap ...



words seem to fail me.

Dude it's for fun damn it, loosen your anal region!

I could totally see myself buying it and giving it to someone as the best Christmas prank ever. And if you can't see that, then... then.... Why Do You Hate Freedom?

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WHY!!
 
Hydro_Alexis said:
Wow some people are complete idiots they would actually bid on this crap ...



words seem to fail me.
Did you read the thread.. or do you just have bad taste? ATARI fucking hoodie man!
 
"An Xbox! An Xbox??? Boooo!"

But then.. they open the box... "An Xbox 360! An xbox 360?? Boooooooooo!!!! But wow, what an awesome Atari shirt!" " :lol
 
Wollan said:
"An Xbox! An Xbox??? Boooo!"

But then.. they open the box... "An Xbox 360! An xbox 360?? Boooooooooo!!!! But wow, what an awesome Atari shirt!" " :lol

:lol :lol
 
the circus font did it for me

haha, the font in question is 'rosewood', a western font chosen as a digital "shout out" if you will to my friend Cabel who LOVES everything western! Especially wagon wheels!

The man loves wagon wheels. It's true.
 
Update! It's only at $46, a STEAL! I'd rather that one of you fine people picked this thing up.

If you do, and give it as a gift, please document the opening of the present with photos!
 
I would bid on this if it wasn't for the fact that SLEEVES ARE HARD TO PHOTOGRAPH!!!

:( :( :(


What? Only 46? I thought empty boxes usually went for about 1500 these days... and this is for THREE!!!

I will have you know these boxes are most certainly not empty, SIR!
 
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