A) I was up at 10:51. In the kitchen, no less, which is right next to the front door.We attempted to deliver your item at 10:51 am on February 04, 2005 in MUNCIE, IN 47304 and a notice was left. It can be redelivered or picked up at the Post Office. If the item is unclaimed, it will be returned to the sender. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later.
B) I can find no trace of any notice.
C) So what, exactly, am I supposed to do now? There's no information as to which post office has my package, and even then, I'm unsure of how I would attain it.
D) Will they attempt delivery again tomorrow and leave another non-existant notice?
But hey, my bills arrived just fine.