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The very definition of Generic: Constantine

COCKLES

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3rd person view. Boring demons to fight. Generic PS2 base demoninator graphics. Spells. Melee attack. Guns. Lifeless voice acting. It's like sub-standard version of Xbox Buffy. Minus the cool combat.

I hope the rigours of next-gen development put paid to games like this. :(
 
Wait, wait. You're telling me a game based on a movie license is *bad*? I don't believe you. I just...don't believe you.
 
xsarien said:
Wait, wait. You're telling me a game based on a movie license is *bad*? I don't believe you. I just...don't believe you.

What are you talking about...I've just gotten use to games that are BETTER then the movies.

Riddick
Haunted Mansion
Van Helsing

Then comes along Constantine. It's so hackyned it's laughable.
 
COCKLES said:
What are you talking about...I've just gotten use to games that are BETTER then the movies.

Van Helsing

Uh no... as average as the movie is... the game is.. uh... no.. no.. no.
 
COCKLES said:
What are you talking about...I've just gotten use to games that are BETTER then the movies.

Riddick
Haunted Mansion
Van Helsing
Considering the relative mediocrity of those movies, is that a compliment? ;) The bar wasn't set too high.
 
MASB said:
Considering the relative mediocrity of those movies, is that a compliment? ;) The bar wasn't set too high.

Haunted was one of the best games of 2003 - way better (gasp originality!) then 90% of shit that year.

Riddick was one of the best games of 2004.

Van Helsing - a fun DMC Lite romp >>>>>>>>>> The worst movie of 2004.
 
COCKLES said:
What are you talking about...I've just gotten use to games that are BETTER then the movies.

Riddick
Haunted Mansion
Van Helsing

Then comes along Constantine. It's so hackyned it's laughable.

Van Helsing? ...
 
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