The Black Gelding
Banned
I have to stop with the funny, and be serious for once. I really have something important and profound to say.
Now, don't get me wrong, I rarely blame a specific racial group for a problem like this, but I have to say...
The White Man has destroyed Dave Chappelle.
No joke.
I'm sitting in anatomy class... and I swear, every fucking five minutes some knucklefuck has to yell a Dave Chappelle quote in a lame attempt at being funny. Keep in mind, there hasn't been a NEW Chappelle show episode or special in MONTHS. This is ALL old shit. OLD SHIT! Holy fuck, I mean, how many times do I have to hear "Sprinkle some crack on him..." in a 24hr period? I was watching that shit back in fucking MIDDLE SCHOOL. Seriously, I loathe people that find it HILARIOUS to quote this man. It's disgusting. I can't hear a person talk about the show with out this visceral pain in my stomach that just makes me want to throw up till I die. I can't fathom how this guy feels.
It's gotten to the point where I can barely enjoy any Dave Chappelle comedy, save for Half Baked, which seems to be generally ignored by white people (at least the ones around here)
Hell, white people made Dave go so insane that he fucking went BACK TO AFRICA! What the FUCK!? Jesus, the man lives alone in an Ohioan farm just to avoid people yelling "Bitch, I'm HIGH!" at him.
White people, please, cut this man a break. Cut ME a break. Quit quoting his shit, stop heckling him, and just sit back, and enjoy the fucking programme. You guys were better when you just stuck to public group reenactments of "Super Troopers" scenes.
PS: Don't deny it. You know it's your fault. Black people did the "Rick James, BITCH!" thing for a few days, and let it die. We'll take the blame for the shiny spinning shit craze, but this ones on you White Man.
Now, don't get me wrong, I rarely blame a specific racial group for a problem like this, but I have to say...
The White Man has destroyed Dave Chappelle.
No joke.
I'm sitting in anatomy class... and I swear, every fucking five minutes some knucklefuck has to yell a Dave Chappelle quote in a lame attempt at being funny. Keep in mind, there hasn't been a NEW Chappelle show episode or special in MONTHS. This is ALL old shit. OLD SHIT! Holy fuck, I mean, how many times do I have to hear "Sprinkle some crack on him..." in a 24hr period? I was watching that shit back in fucking MIDDLE SCHOOL. Seriously, I loathe people that find it HILARIOUS to quote this man. It's disgusting. I can't hear a person talk about the show with out this visceral pain in my stomach that just makes me want to throw up till I die. I can't fathom how this guy feels.
It's gotten to the point where I can barely enjoy any Dave Chappelle comedy, save for Half Baked, which seems to be generally ignored by white people (at least the ones around here)
Hell, white people made Dave go so insane that he fucking went BACK TO AFRICA! What the FUCK!? Jesus, the man lives alone in an Ohioan farm just to avoid people yelling "Bitch, I'm HIGH!" at him.
White people, please, cut this man a break. Cut ME a break. Quit quoting his shit, stop heckling him, and just sit back, and enjoy the fucking programme. You guys were better when you just stuck to public group reenactments of "Super Troopers" scenes.
PS: Don't deny it. You know it's your fault. Black people did the "Rick James, BITCH!" thing for a few days, and let it die. We'll take the blame for the shiny spinning shit craze, but this ones on you White Man.
