Well, I'm back!
And you know what? I realised something.
I have no idea what Nintendo have got to show us. I have no idea what their games will look like. I have no idea how they've used the controller.
And thus, I am not hyped. Or, at least, I'm not at critical hype levels. Sure, I'm excited, but because I'm finding it hard to imagine HD Nintendo titles in my tiny little head, I can't possibly say I'm as prepared, mentally, as past E3 shows.
But this does mean one thing: when the announcements do come, the footage rolls and the screens release,I will go absolutely batshit insane with glee.
Think about giving an 8 year old child LSD. That's me right now.