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CDPR’s upgraded RPG may have taken ‘4K’ textures to an entirely new place​

According to NSFW screenshots shared on Reddit and some real-life player testimony—my fiancé was taken aback when trying to take a picture in photo mode and noticed a bruxa had an entire bruxussy—some of The Witcher 3 women have fully formed vaginas and perfectly coiffed pubic hair. (It seems to be just the ones who are monsters, RIP.) Knowing that The Witcher 3 next-gen updates include “fully integrated fan-made mods including 4K textures and models,” it’s only natural to consider that the realistic vagina one is one of those mods—especially when the choice of pubic hair is so distinctly similar to one of the mod’s options. So I reached out to CDPR for comment. “We’re looking into it and will have more information in the coming days,” a rep told me via email.

When reached for comment, CDPR initially told Kotaku that the company was “looking into it and will have more information in the coming days,” but now it seems that the vaginas were added by mistake:

“The next-gen version of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt features several community-sourced mods not created by CD PROJEKT RED, on top of numerous enhancements created and implemented by the studio internally. Merging everything together was a complex process and the textures in question are an unintended result present in the release version. This is something we are working to address.

 

[Banjo64]

That’s some tidy poon tang considering they live in the Middle Ages.

 

[Vick]

Already noticed this, some naked Bruxas in a cave in B&W also got this new texture.

But fuck these articles. Kotaku, the most disgusting and degenerate videogame outlet, concerned about videogame pussies only seen by using Photo-Mode in the most adult mainstream game ever made..

 

[March Climber]

Such a big deal made over something that half of the planet has. When will we ever rid ourselves of this being so 'taboo' in mature video games that are supposed to be advertising themselves as adult experiences?

 

[N0S]

 

[ManaByte]

some of The Witcher 3 women have fully formed vaginas

So transphobic.

 

[Kupfer]

Saw some accidental vagina in CP2077 unmodded as well.

Spoiler: NSFW

Seems like CDPR likes mistakes like these.

 

[Skifi28]

 

[Yoboman]

Tf is a bagingo

 

[Kuranghi]

HornyGAF:

The muff is slightly too tall so it looks like a little smoke signal coming off the bean

 

[N0S]

Tf is a bagingo

Female bigalow

 

[Kuranghi]

Tf is a bagingo

It's another word for a slamclam

 

[rodrigolfp]

And tons of others have decapitations, but for some non sense reason nudity is a taboo.

 

[March Climber]

Tf is a bagingo

 

[FoxMcChief]

Wait…….. what’s this game rated?

 

[Rentahamster]

I approve of this over horse armor.

 

[JCK75]

Tf is a bagingo

Pink Taco
Whisker Biscuit
Cooter

 

[Ribi]

so whats the problem then?

 

[Mr.Phoenix]

1. So we are ok committing mass murder but not looking at crotches?
2. There was nothing mistake about any of this, kudos CDPR.
3. And wtf is the point of having game ratings then?

 

[Vick]

And tons of others have decapitations, but for some non sense reason nudity is a taboo.

This entire game is a celebration of female beauty and feminine quality.
A pure masterclass of writing and honest lens on mature themes never to be seen again in gaming for many, many, many years and only if we are lucky. More likely, never again.

Was quite astonished to see there has been so little pushback for this re-release..

 

[BouncyFrag]

Did these lovely ladies get the update?

 

[MikeM]

Keep it. Think of the nudists

 

[TGO]

 

[gaming_again]

This entire game is a celebration of female beauty and feminine quality.
A pure masterclass of writing and honest lens on mature themes never to be seen again in gaming for many, many, many years and only if we are lucky. More likely, never again.

Was quite astonished to see there has been so little pushback for this re-release..

Geralt is so fucking alpha I was expecting half the game to be cut.

 

[rodrigolfp]

Did these lovely ladies get the update?

Technically yes. It's one of them in OP picture.

 

[Vick]

Geralt is so fucking alpha I was expecting half the game to be cut.

Not much about Geralt being alpha, that is still common, but about realistically portrayed women. Stunningly beautiful, feminine, naked women. Everywhere.

This is game could potentially completely destroy years of brainwashing and social engineering and turn "gender fluid™" hordes into hard straights again in an instant. /s.. kinda.

 

[R6Rider]

That top comment on Reddit lmao

 

[Umbasaborne]

Oh no, a vagina, some one hide the kids…fucking western media man

 

[adamsapple]

Thank you for introducing me to the word "bagingos".

 

[Comandr]

OP's image is very pornsfw.com and I love it.

 

[rofif]

Hell yeah, nothing wrong with that.

WE all either have those body parts or put these in our mouth every day.... We do not kill people though.
Guess which one is forbidden in games. Killing or genitalia... yeah...

 

[Josemayuste]

Oh, no, a real world element ended up in my game!

 

[Senua]

And tons of others have decapitations, but for some non sense reason nudity is a taboo.

US was basically founded by puritans, their influence still runs deep in US culture

violence good, sex bad

 

[The Cockatrice]

Ah yes the usual Kotaku shit and we'll fix it cuz in an already adult and filled with sex game, vaginas are not okay and wil ltrigger people. Fucking idiots.

 

[Venom Snake]

 

[Spukc]

Such a big deal made over something that half of the planet has. When will we ever rid ourselves of this being so 'taboo' in mature video games that are supposed to be advertising themselves as adult experiences?

Not in europe

 

[Kvally]

I would hit that....again.

 

[Sethbacca]

HornyGAF:

The muff is slightly too tall so it looks like a little smoke signal coming off the bean

Sometimes you need a longer landing strip for a bigger plane.

 

[TheRedRiders]

u wot m8

EDIT:

after actually reading it and clicking on the links :

 

[Juza]

"“We’re looking into it and will have more information in the coming days,”"

 

[ThisIsMyDog]

I will always be team ciri

 

[balls of snow]

 

[adamsapple]

I will always be team ciri

what the fuck is wrong with her feet

 

[Kadve]

Isn't this the series where you can get nude pinups of all the girls you slept with? How is this a problem? Or have they stopped doing that after the first game.

 

[YCoCg]

There's been an update! THANKS KOTAKU, CDPR will be removing these textures and models and porting back the OG barbie blankness.

 

[Tomeru]

That’s some tidy poon tang considering they live in the Middle Ages.

Shaving was a thang even way back when.

 

[Fbh]

"Accidentally"

also:

While landing strip pubes and perfectly neat labia aren’t the best representation of vaginas we could get, it’s better than a smoothed-over, sealed shut downstairs area—and I’d be even less bothered by it if the game included some juicy dude nudity, too.

The biggoted Kotaku author doesn't even consider the characters in question might identify as male

 

[rodrigolfp]

what the fuck is wrong with her feet

The floor is not lava.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Oh no, a vagina, some one hide the kids…fucking western media man

They'd prefer the kids stick to actual entertainment

 

[RoadHazard]

Well, that's my cue, see you in 10 minutes.