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Thief about to be owned

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theo

Contest Winner
HAHAHA

OWNED!

i can just picture that poor bastard shitting his pants at the back of the lecture hall.
 

theo

Contest Winner
Some idiot stole a computer from the professor, didn't reinstall windows, etc. Turns out theres some confidential federal shit on the computer, and basically the thief is fucked because he could go to federal jail for it.
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Ho Ly SHIT!!! :lol :lol :lol

Hahaha, that kid is sooo fucked!!

I love it when these pretentious cocksucker students think they're invincible from the law, and then I get to be around to see what happens when the law gets them. we had a protest at my school back in 2003 about the war in Iraq. They decided to march to the recruiting center on campus and blame the USMC and US Army for the war. Then, one kid went and wrote in chalk on the building "SOMEONE KILL THE PRESIDENT!" The kid, you know the type (one of these grungy college liberals who thinks that everything can be blamed on capitalism), didn't expect what happened after that...

...the Secret Service arresting him and taking him in for a prolonged bout of questioning in regards to assassination rumors of the President (something that is a federal crime).

I thought my story was great until I watched that video just posted here... I can't compare to that kid who stole the laptop, hahahaa.
 

Iceman

Member
I haven't fast fowarded yet but oh snap!

I took this course, in that lecture hall. I know VLSB (Valley Life Sciences Building).. and as soon as I heard the professor speaking I knew it was my favorite professor of all of Berkeley, Gary Firestone. He is the man. I totally pwned his hormone course because he made it so darn interesting.

Smart as a whip.. I mean, sharp. You can't pull a fast one on this guy.

Now to fast forward...
 

aoi tsuki

Member
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That can't be stressed enough. Whatever class(es) he teaches, i want to attend a lecture by that professor.

Edit: Gary Firestone? i need pictures of this man, stat.

Edit 2: After watching the video again, Gary is the first guy, Jasper is the guy whose laptop was stolen.
 

Iceman

Member
uh, guys... I think he was serious.

Jeez, and all for a Bio1A exam. Not the easiest course on campus, but it ain't the hardest either.
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
Also it seems odd to me that with all this important shit on it, the prof would leave it in a place where it could get stolen (though I don't know the specifics of the situation and he certainly may have taken reasonable measures to protect it), which probably makes him doubly pissed as it potentially casts him in a somewhat bad light to the people who were relying on that data being kept confidential (again, depending on the circumstances).
 

.hacked

Member
dip shit deserves to go to jail, he stole the wrong laptop this time.

next stop bang me in the ass federal prison.
 

Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
Iceman said:
uh, guys... I think he was serious.
I don't think anyone's disputing that.

This kid would be fucked if he had just taken one of those data types, let alone all three. Big business trial info, trade secrets and proprietary data related to an upcoming IPO. Haha, that is not info you want to be stealing, or at least stealing and getting caught with.

I hope the kid gets screwed immensely for thinking it'd be wise to steal a laptop to get a copy of a test. Serves him right.
 

Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
AstroLad said:
Also it seems odd to me that with all this important shit on it, the prof would leave it in a place where it could get stolen (though I don't know the specifics of the situation and he certainly may have taken reasonable measures to protect it), which probably makes him doubly pissed as it potentially casts him in a somewhat bad light to the people who were relying on that data being kept confidential (again, depending on the circumstances).
It's possible, but at the very least, I don't think the professor could be in any kind of legal trouble. He had the info on a private laptop, which certainly satisfies the conditions of protecting trade secrets. Not like he was letting random people use it and explore his files or anything. Some jackass just up and stole it.

I'm sure he's learned a lesson anyway, but it wasn't really a necessary lesson. Still, better safe than sorry, so maybe it'd be preferable to be more careful.
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
Dan said:
It's possible, but at the very least, I don't think the professor could be in any kind of legal trouble. He had the info on a private laptop, which certainly satisfies the conditions of protecting trade secrets. Not like he was letting random people use it and explore his files or anything. Some jackass just up and stole it.

I'm sure he's learned a lesson anyway, but it wasn't really a necessary lesson. Still, better safe than sorry, so maybe it'd be preferable to be more careful.

I wasn't necessarily referring to legal ramifications since I don't know the facts, but just his professional reputation and his relationship with these companies with which he works all because of one student; I can't even imagine how pissed off he must be.
 

Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
Oh, I know you weren't talking legal ramifications. Hence, "It's possible, but at the very least...."

As for the other stuff, well, the companies might be pissed off now, but if the professor is good at what he does and worth it to the companies, I don't imagine much would change. Better that some unknowing idiot took the data and not someone with any malicious intent. They get the data back and the professor changes the way he stores and protects future data. It's not exactly the most difficult fix. He can start by not leaving laptops out of sight...
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
Dan said:
Oh, I know you weren't talking legal ramifications. Hence, "It's possible, but at the very least...."

As for the other stuff, well, the companies might be pissed off now, but if the professor is good at what he does and worth it to the companies, I don't imagine much would change. Better that some unknowing idiot took the data and not someone with any malicious intent. They get the data back and the professor changes the way he stores and protects future data. It's not exactly the most difficult fix. He can start by not leaving laptops out of sight...

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shuri

Banned
Windows doesnt send any type of notification to Microsoft on bootup. Also the teacher is dumb as fuck to have critical infos in an uncrypted state like that.
 

AntoneM

Member
whytemyke said:
The kid, you know the type (one of these grungy college liberals who thinks that everything can be blamed on capitalism)

I'm seriously sick of this shit, do you even know where the liberal ideology comes from? Do some fucking research and maybe you won't be making such idiotic statements about Liberals. What you just said is pretty much the same as saying "The kid, you know the type (one of those superpatriot, wear-the-flag-on-thier-jacket conservatives who thinks that everything can be fixed by unquestioning loyalty to the state)" you see how incorrect that is? That's because what I described is Fascism, similarly you described Socialism not Liberalism.[/derailment]
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
max_cool said:
I'm seriously sick of this shit, do you even know where the liberal ideology comes from? Do some fucking research and maybe you won't be making such idiotic statements about Liberals. What you just said is pretty much the same as saying "The kid, you know the type (one of those superpatriot, wear-the-flag-on-thier-jacket conservatives who thinks that everything can be fixed by unquestioning loyalty to the state)" you see how incorrect that is? That's because what I described in Fascism, similarly you described Socialism not Liberalism.[/derailment]

Actually it's just as likely that the kid was some uber-conservative (or soon to be uber-conservative) uptight pre-med major if we're making wild presumptions.
 

Iceman

Member
Dan said:
I don't think anyone's disputing that.

I know. I was just imagining myself in the audience.


Also, psycho Berkeley premeds come in all colors of the political spectrum. I'm pretty sure one third of the students are premeds (only somehwat exaggerating).
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
max_cool said:
I'm seriously sick of this shit, do you even know where the liberal ideology comes from? Do some fucking research and maybe you won't be making such idiotic statements about Liberals. What you just said is pretty much the same as saying "The kid, you know the type (one of those superpatriot, wear-the-flag-on-thier-jacket conservatives who thinks that everything can be fixed by unquestioning loyalty to the state)" you see how incorrect that is? That's because what I described in Fascism, similarly you described Socialism not Liberalism.[/derailment]

Technically speaking, if you want to get really anal about this, I could make the argument that Liberality and Socialism easily coexist in a near-utopian society, while your typical idea, I'm guessing, is painting socialism as a government style and not an economic style. Most statistical data shows, also, that many Americans who consider themselves as 'liberals' actually do not abide by the natural definition of liberalism, and are actually socialist-authoritarian in their paradigmic nature. Being that their economic belief structure leans toward the socialist side of economics, one can easily understand how they would then go so far as to say that capitalism is the root of all evil.

Liberalism and socialism are mutually exclusive. Don't lump them together and assume that because I use one to make a point that I automatically mean the other as well.

And I'm perfectly capable to make this assumption, because I live among these stupid fucks who think that Marx was the second coming of Jesus, and I debate these asshole (and asshole liberals like you who hear one political generalization and want to skull fuck me) students in political theory classes constantly. And my pet fuckin' peeve is when these people who clamor and bitch about this stuff are people who've never taken more than 2 or 3 classes in their entire lives, then go read the New York times and think they can sit here and toss back political science questions with me.

*in Jack Nicholson voice*I eat breakfast 300 yards away from 20,000 students who all think they know the political intricacies of the real world, so don't think you can come reply to my post, use a couple of over-reaching political terms, and scare me.
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
Iceman said:
I know. I was just imagining myself in the audience.


Also, psycho Berkeley premeds come in all colors of the political spectrum. I'm pretty sure one third of the students are premeds (only somehwat exaggerating).

Though it may not have been a pre-med, many pre-meds are definitely nuts enough that that was the first thing I thought. I remember I took Bio I and II for majors (for fun, even though I wasn't a bio or even science major) and God those kids were (for the most part) annoying in how grade-obsessed they were; thus I had to get top grade in both just so I could rub it in all their stupid faces. My friend was a TA for O-Chem (he's now in med school) and I always loved hearing stories about crazy pre-meds and their grade-related requests.

Boomer said:
prof laid the smack down. and this thread just turned south in a hurry

Heh, seriously. Only GA could turn this into a political discussion.
 

aoi tsuki

Member
Naked Shuriken said:
Windows doesnt send any type of notification to Microsoft on bootup. Also the teacher is dumb as fuck to have critical infos in an uncrypted state like that.
It seems more likely that when he tried to activate Windows on his second computer, it said that they activation key was in use, and he called Microsoft to help him in tracking the stolen laptop.

i agree that he should've been more careful, but i've known of people with similar sensitive data, though debatedably not nearly as important, who were just as careless. Having to pass through numerous hoops including encrypting and decrypting data you use on a regular basis is a pain.
 

Iceman

Member
AstroLad said:
Though it may not have been a pre-med, many pre-meds are definitely nuts enough that that was the first thing I thought. I remember I took Bio I and II for majors (for fun, even though I wasn't a bio or even science major) and God those kids were (for the most part) annoying in how grade-obsessed they were; thus I had to get top grade in both just so I could rub it in all their stupid faces. My friend was a TA for O-Chem (he's now in med school) and I always loved hearing stories about crazy pre-meds and their grade-related requests.

premeds truly were the worst part of my experience there... and what did I do? I became one within a year. I hated all the cut throat behavior, the maneuvering, the lies... You really had to work together to get through all the classes/labs but the competitive nature drove me to study alone. I was REALLY shy even then but I was about the most open guy I knew when it came to talking about homework, exam scores, etc. That was kind of scary.
 

Iceman

Member
Try it again.. it shows the professor (I can't recall his name, although I'm pretty sure I knew him -- in the loosest sense of the word) in all his fury.
 

theo

Contest Winner
It would be awesome if the bastard returned the laptop, only to have the professor tell him he made it all up. :lol
 

AntoneM

Member
whytemyke said:
Technically speaking, if you want to get really anal about this, I could make the argument that Liberality and Socialism easily coexist in a near-utopian society, while your typical idea, I'm guessing, is painting socialism as a government style and not an economic style. Most statistical data shows, also, that many Americans who consider themselves as 'liberals' actually do not abide by the natural definition of liberalism, and are actually socialist-authoritarian in their paradigmic nature. Being that their economic belief structure leans toward the socialist side of economics, one can easily understand how they would then go so far as to say that capitalism is the root of all evil.

Liberalism and socialism are mutually exclusive. Don't lump them together and assume that because I use one to make a point that I automatically mean the other as well.

And I'm perfectly capable to make this assumption, because I live among these stupid fucks who think that Marx was the second coming of Jesus, and I debate these asshole (and asshole liberals like you who hear one political generalization and want to skull fuck me) students in political theory classes constantly. And my pet fuckin' peeve is when these people who clamor and bitch about this stuff are people who've never taken more than 2 or 3 classes in their entire lives, then go read the New York times and think they can sit here and toss back political science questions with me.

*in Jack Nicholson voice*I eat breakfast 300 yards away from 20,000 students who all think they know the political intricacies of the real world, so don't think you can come reply to my post, use a couple of over-reaching political terms, and scare me.

You're right the liberal in modern day america tends to fall under the welfare liberal category, the largest category of liberal in the US. But the welfare liberal still doesn't call for an end to capitalism and switch to socialist government. I'm not harping about your assumption, just your use of the world liberal to describe a socialist. I'm sure you wouldn't want me and all others like me to start using the term conservative to refer to fascists.

Since you're obviously versed in political matters why did you use the term liberal when you obviously were refering to a Marxist socialist? Political agenda? Talking points? Yeah, I thought as much.
 

robochimp

Member
That all sounds like a bluff to me. The only classified info on the computer is probably the professors gay porn collection
 
Kid prolly went home and burned the laptop after hearing that speech. He will then take all precautions so that there will be no trace of finding the machine. He will then deny he ever took the machine and when the feds can find no trace of it, they will have nothing to charge him with. The professor will then be 'pwned' cause he can't produce those very important files to each of the different companies they belong to and he will realize that he shouldn't have given that speech in the first place.
 
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