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Thief Makes Off With Family’s Collard Greens

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Ripclawe

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slow news days in Akron.....


BTW, I think the wife is lying! I think she ruined it! blames the dog and hubby in the bed( REPRESENT!) and gets free greens from a nice person.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=387&ncid=387&e=2&u=/ibsys/20041126/lo_wews/2471831

Thief Makes Off With Family’s Collard Greens

Fri Nov 26, 7:41 AM ET Local - NewsNet5



A thief in Akron almost ruined a family's Thanksgiving after nabbing their collard greens, NewsChannel5’s Jonathan Costen reported. For many families, collards are a hot commodity.


“For Afro-Americans, this is very important, this is as important as the turkey almost, with some cornbread with them," said Pat Smith.


Costen reported the collards were taken from Smith's garden.


"I came back here and I looked and I said what happened to the greens? So I go in the house and my husband was in the bed, and 'I said what happened to my greens?' said Smith, who has been gardening for 39 years. "You go out and feed the dog everyday and you didn't tell me my greens were missing."


Costen reported the hound dog may have tried to alert the family.


"If he barked, I'm not going to say he didn't, but I didn't hear him bark," she said of her dog.


Costen: "What's your dog's name."
Smith: "Don't ask me?"
Costen: "You don't know your dog's name?"
Smith: "That's my husband's dog."



Smith said she would have given the greens to whomever stole them.


“I don't know if it's new neighbors, but I know my collard greens are gone and they really put an empty feeling in my stomach,” she said.


A good Samaritan, however, dropped off the greens for Smith.


"All I know -- he said his name was William. Whoever you are Mr. William I want to thank you very much, and if there are more people like you the world would be a better place. I thank you again for the greens."
 
belgurdo said:
I'm black, but I can't fuckin' stand collard greens either. Tasteless, stinky things they are

There's another one! Jesus, I always thought you were a busty, pink-haired punk. What's next, Sp0rsk isn't some sort of citrus-headed asian woman?
 

ShadowRed

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Manabanana said:
There's another one! Jesus, I always thought you were a busty, pink-haired punk. What's next, Sp0rsk isn't some sort of citrus-headed asian woman?




Both of you need to shut up. Greens are an intergral part of not only Thanksgiving, but the African American experince. As far as me and most AAs if you don't like Greens; Collard, mustered or whatever then you are not a real black person. Get the hell off this board you Uncle Toms. :D
 

DMczaf

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belgurdo said:
I'm black, but I can't fuckin' stand collard greens either. Tasteless, stinky things they are

Tasteless and stinky? Damn, no wonder you hate them. You haven't found anyone that cooks them right!
 

Brannon

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I'm also a defective black person who hates collard greens, and okra. And cornbread. And I eat KFC with a fork. My family never lets me hear the end of it.
 

pestul

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djtiesto said:
I'm an Italian and I don't eat cheese, if it makes you feel better :p
Now.. are you able to eat cheese? I don't know many people who can eat cheese, that make the concious decision to avoid it. It just seems like the universally accepted food.
 

DMczaf

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levious said:
Greens made without some form of pig fat are pretty bleh.

Yup. I remember a couple of years ago my mom used some other form of meat in the greens and EVERYONE hated it. Let's just say she never did that again :lol
 
DJ Brannon said:
I'm also a defective black person who hates collard greens, and okra. And cornbread. And I eat KFC with a fork. My family never lets me hear the end of it.

my dad always put okra in the stews he made. foul stuff - slimy and hairy at the same time! ewww.
 

impirius

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"I came back here and I looked and I said what happened to the greens? So I go in the house and my husband was in the bed, and 'I said what happened to my greens?' said Smith, who has been gardening for 39 years. "You go out and feed the dog everyday and you didn't tell me my greens were missing."
What the hell happened to that paragraph?
 

Matlock

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Collard Green Bandit Caught

Fri Nov 26, 7:41 AM ET

Akron native Lebron James was caught with a bowl of purloined collard greens. More as it comes.

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FILE PHOTO
 
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