Things To Do In San Andreas When You're Done

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God, what a game.

Thanks to an extended xmas vacation, I was finally able to finish GTA:SA yesterday morning. After 130 total hours, I finished the final mission and got 100%.

Of course, that doesn't mean it's time to stop, it means it's time to start playing with cheat codes! XD

The pedestrian riot/weapon/hate you codes were a hoot as usual, and I was getting ready to set up a game of The Accident-Prone Tourist, when I noticed a really interesting code that gives you the ability to jump really high with the bmx bikes. Really high.

So I got it into my fool head to try and make it on top of the tallest building in Los Santos on my bike without using the stairs.

Several hours of ridiculously unrealistic extreme stunts later, I finally figured out a route from rooftop to rooftop that would take me there. A couple hours later, I found a second distinct route with even more ballsy jumps. As the ledges and roofs got progressively narrow and the jumps got increasingly wide, the risk of plunging all the way to the street below and having to start all over really added some hair-raising tension and vertigo to it, which was a lot of fun. Finally making it to the top with that last jump was excitement on par with the time I managed to parachute onto an ascending police helicopter. You guys should try it! :D

Tonight I'll do my tourist thing, which I'll start with the following ruleset:

1) Make a big list of landmarks/sights in each area (LS, SF, LV, countryside/Chilliad, Desert) Pick two random landmarks from the list to visit in each area.

2) Turn on only these cheats: aggressive traffic, peds have weapons, peds riot, peds hate you

3) Pick an airport as a starting point, and take a flight into that airport to begin. At the time that flight arrives, the week's vacation begins. One week of game time later at that time is my deadline when I have to return to catch a flight out.

4) As a tourist, the only transportation I can use are either taxis or buses.

5) I must get a good snapshot of each landmark I visit. Style points for getting exploding vehicles or psychotic pedestrians in frame.

Hopefully this should be sufficiently fun and challenging, if not, I'll either up the number of landmarks to visit, reduce the time limit, or find some other alteration of the rules that works.

I also saw a neat idea on GameFAQs where you re-enact The Warriors by taking a gang of Families into Las Venturas, turn on the ped codes, then try to get back to Grove Street on foot alive with at least one homie while hitting every train station along the way. If you are lucky enough to catch a train in a station, you can take it, but only as far as the next station. I'll definitely have to give that a try.

I also had fun turning on the faster gameplay cheat, getting in a Hydra, and doing some superfast barnstorming. :D Another cool thing once I had infinite ammo from getting 100% was to slap about twenty satchel charges on a bmx bike, select the detanator, hop on, go full speed at a group of peds or vehicles, jump off, then quickly hit the button for some mad bomber action. The best part is that the invincible bike can be recovered to repeat the process! XD

So there's some fun challenges out there for you GTA:SA fans, if you care to try.
 
Wow, that jumping from building to building on a bike idea sound really, really fun. Too bad I decided to wait for the XBox version and all but stopped playing it.
 
How truthful are the stories of finding Bigfoot and other crazy stuff around the place? I heard that there was some shack you could go to with a chainsaw weilding maniac running around trying to kill you, Ski-Free-Yeti style.

I also heard that you could see the ghost of CJs mother if you go in her house at some specific time.

There is always plenty of 'Phantom Planes / Cars' around, but they're just horrible bugs aren't they?

I was up to the mission where you have to go search for two English tourists that The Truth left out in the desert. As soon as I talked to them, a plane came crashing down and killed them both. Fucksake.
 
Wow, 130 hours? I don't think I have ever devoted so much time to a single game. Maybe Winning Eleven but I doubt it...
 
I've devoted about 80 hours to getting 100%, and another 20 to screwin' around. This is the game that keeps on goin'. If anything, it was definitely worth the 50 bucks.
 
Rlan said:
How truthful are the stories of finding Bigfoot and other crazy stuff around the place? I heard that there was some shack you could go to with a chainsaw weilding maniac running around trying to kill you, Ski-Free-Yeti style.

I also heard that you could see the ghost of CJs mother if you go in her house at some specific time.

There is always plenty of 'Phantom Planes / Cars' around, but they're just horrible bugs aren't they?

I was up to the mission where you have to go search for two English tourists that The Truth left out in the desert. As soon as I talked to them, a plane came crashing down and killed them both. Fucksake.

Well there's is a lot of thing we don't know about yet. But I saw a pretty convincing screen of the Yeti on the GTAforums. So I guess it's true.
 
R* has said the Yeti is false...but that there are ghosts at particular times and places. Of course...they could be lying about bigfoot.
 
ElyrionX said:
Wow, 130 hours? I don't think I have ever devoted so much time to a single game. Maybe Winning Eleven but I doubt it...

Every GTA I've played (even the first two) I've logged hundreds of hours on. So much to do. FFVIII and X and Dragon Warrior VII are the only other games I can recall spending more than 100 hours on or playing multiple times
 
I decided to re-enact First Blood so wearing only a white tanktop and some jeans I started some shit in one of the local country towns until I had a high wanted level and then escaped into the woods in a Sanchez. The whole thing lasted like an hour and a half until I got killed by feds.

I'm also a businessman by day and serial killer by night. I stalk people on the streets and when they least expect it I sneak up on them and stealth kill them with a knife. All while only wearing boxer shorts and cowboy boots.
 
belgurdo said:
Every GTA I've played (even the first two) I've logged hundreds of hours on. So much to do. FFVIII and X and Dragon Warrior VII are the only other games I can recall spending more than 100 hours on or playing multiple times

Actually, I think I spent more time playing the first two than III or SA.

Vice City is, by far, the best of the series for me and I clocked plenty of hours there.
 
Wheee!

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Finished my week-long vacation in San Andreas. Took over fifty photos. Managed to make it back out with a day to spare. The rules seemed to work pretty well.

I transferred the gallery save to my Mac and extracted the photos and whipped up a quick travel journal webpage. Just imagine me forcing you to watch them as slides while I narrate all the uninteresting details of my trip in a nasal monotone whine. :X
 
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