Things you got/didn't get away with in school?

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`Moe Joe. said:
Year 3: Bell went, was with about 5 dudes. One of them suggested that we piss in the bush. We all do. Everything was cool. Until we get turned on by one of the guys


Story finishes there for me.
 
I remember it had to be either Year 4 or Year 5 I punched a kid in the face, teacher walked in acted like I was punched in the face. Other kid got into trouble.

In year 7 I slapped a guy on the back of the head as he wouldn't cross the road when I was head of the team house. Needles to say I got in trouble - then they quizzed me about why I did it, I remember saying something along the lines of "There was no teacher around, he wouldn't move I couldn't let them slow others back". That little phrase got me out of trouble and the other kid couldn't go outside after lunch for like a week.
 
I've always been a pretty good kid. Only things I've done and gotten away with was... well, probably last year, 11th grade, I ditched English class about twice a week. It was the last class of the day, so I could just go home. It was also an extremely easy class, so I ended up getting an A both semesters, with about 30-something absences per semester :lol The school didn't give a shit and never called my parents.
 
In fourth grade, me and my friend used to ask to see kids pokemon cards during recess. When they handed us the deck, we would thumb through them all and find the holographics and drop the cards on accident. While we picked them up we would stash the holographics and give them the rest of the cards back. So I have a shit ton of holographic cards somewhere.
 
I just remember getting into a pretty big argument with this one teacher; she was utter shit. Our class was full of intelligent lazy people who didn't want to do any work, but she would give us the most pointless assignments, and made us act out monologues because she enjoyed theatre. I fucking hated doing those

Anyway, since we were always so poorly behaved, one class was her just yelling at us and giving us this ridiculous packet that changed the class rules. It was so stupid, we all knew she had no control over the class and this wouldn't change anything. I was pretty up front with her, and said something along the lines of "You know, you wouldn't have these problems if you knew what you were doing. We were never like this with any other teachers, the ones we actually respect"

She wanted to send me to the Principals office but I wouldn't have it.
 
Never did anything crazy in high school, but I did skip about 15 days senior year. Never bothered to bring in excuse notes because I was a senior so fuck it. Still graduated top 10%.
 
cheating on almost every test in high school.... Only because it was more fun seeing what I could get away with. We would switch scan trons have cheat sheets. This was right on the cusp of cell phones being widely available so the few people who had em would get all the answers and distrubute them down the chains. it was heaps of fun!
 
Sophomore year of high school, I was using small cheat sheets for english vocabulary tests, and instead of getting 100% on all the test I did the smart thing of missing a few answers here and there earning from 95% to 89% on tests. Then some of my classmates caught on to what I was doing and did the same, only they were constantly getting 100% when their past test score were in the 72% to 83%. So the teacher pretty much sat all the people dumb enough to get themselves 100% on one side and the ones with legit scores on the other side of the classroom, and was just keeping an eye on them to see if they were using cheat sheets or copying off somebody, so I manage to keep my cheating ways for the rest of the semester. Its nice to remind people who grew up around drug dealers and gangstas the number one rule of the streets and that is "snitches get stitches".
 
DeathNote said:
so eventually I got the idea to sell porn/hentai. :lol I eventually got caught cause people wanted to resell or keep them at school

Lol, reminds me in 8th grade spanish class. This kid i knew brought in porn in a folder (called it "the magic folder") and looked at it during class (also before class me and some others would look at it). Eventually he got caught in homeroom (some one ratted that he had porn in the folder) and the folder was taken away
 
When I was in third grade, my primary teacher (I was in the Gifted Program, so I had a "primary teacher" that taught English and Social Studies, and a secondary teacher that taught Math and Science) left midway through the year to have a baby and was replaced by this twenty-something woman with pretty much no teaching experience. She was a really nice girl, but she was gullible as all hell.

Anyway, so about a month in, we have this big book report due, and being the slacker that I was (and still am, to an extent), I didn't do it. But I knew I could probably get away with it. See, one of the students came around to each circle table (remember those?) where there would be a pile of reports. So this teacher (I just remembered - her name was Ms. Alexander) just had this big stack.

The next day I got called over to her desk - she wanted to know where my report was. Now, even as a small child, I was an excellent liar. I'm damn good at bullshit. So I just put on this confused look. The conversation went something like this:

Her: Where's your book report, Karl?
Me: What do you mean?
Her: Did you turn in your report?
Me: Yeah, yesterday.
Her: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah. It was on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Her: Well, I don't have it here, Karl.
Me: Are you sure?

This went on for a little while. I don't remember how, exactly, but I convinced her that she'd in fact lost my book report. It was magnificent. I was such a little shit, even at 9.
 
I used the often have some 'fun' with a girl in my year under the stairs in the science block, never got caught.

Then at a school disco I got called into the changing rooms to see something funny, when I went in she was having a spot of 'fun' with about 6 lads at once, the appeal of her kind of went after that (of course as a horny teen I went back for more once or twice)

As a 15 year old boobs is boobs!

Edit: Oh and I once shat myself on a sponsered walk, that was an awkward afternoon
 
I pulled the fire alarm in kindergarten. All my classmates started crying, the teachers were terrified, I stood there laughing. I had been in time-out.

My dad beat my ass.
 
During my first year in elementary school, I was in a 1st/2nd grade split class. Seeing the work that the second graders had to do really scared me, because they needed to copy fairly long paragraphs. Not that it was hard or anything, but it was a lot of boring-looking work. Because of that, I mentioned a couple times during class that I wanted to transfer to another school to avoid it.

When I showed up for 2nd year, I found that I was the only child not assigned to a class. Apparently, they'd taken the offhand remarks of a 6-year-old as the truth and took me off the list because they thought I really was transferring. Fortunately, a really nice teacher took me into her class, and I stayed with her when it was eventually made official.
 
When I was in 4th or 5th grade I was rolling rocks on the ground with some guy who was throwing rocks at other kids.

I got sent to the principal's offfice with him and remembered crying since it was my first time.

The motherfucking injustice it was, I was only rolling fucking rocks.

Also when I was in 1st grade I remember bullying this really fat kid, who was such a pussy.

He was the boy who always hanged out with the girls and the one who you kind of knew wold declare himself a homosexual one day.

Of course now I feel bad about it and I'm all for gay rights but I suppose I blame it on the black leather jacket I had. It made me feel too much like David Hasslehoff.
 
When I was in 2th-4th Grade, I fingered a lot of girls. That would actually explain a lot of my borderline sexual deviancy. :lol
 
One teacher I figured out his disadvantage. It was talking. Lol, a few times when I had tests me and other students would just talk to him the whole class. There was a sub who would fall asleep. It was great having him. Lol.
 
In journalism class (school newspaper, more specifically), I used to set all the computer's wallpapers to stuff like Tubgirl, goatse, anime porn, and etc. Sometimes I'd hide little printouts of people eating poop in the teacher's gradebook or purse, or in random spots in the classroom for people to discover. It was like a scat Easter! A few times I smushed bits of brownies in areas of the room to make it look like someone shat. When someone discovered it, boy were there screams...

She always knew these incidents were my idea, and just sorta got onto me in a joking way "Timmy, that's gross, doooonnnn't do that!" I was one of the editors of the newspaper, so she had a liking for me. Secretly I think she found this stuff funny, too. Like she fought back laughter each time. Many times she couldn't help it and just cracked up.

Well, she finally got a bit peeved when the principal visited the classroom one day (not because of this, just to socialize with her) and noticed all the Mac wallpapers were set to Bondage Queen Kate images, and many of the sounds on the computer were stuff like "I want to suck your big, black cock!"

Not punished, but boy did she give me a talking to.
 
In high school I installed a keylogger in our computer lab and got tons of passwords, including instructors'. Some of my friends used them to log into our band director's computer and discovered a bunch of sexually-charged emails that he had been exchanging with another student in our class. The girl was underage and the guy was married. We never ended up busting him though.
 
Hm.. High school. Still attending.

Freshman year: Got groped by girl; Groped back.(strange gym encounters; don't ask)

I could get out of any class with minimal excuses.

Sophomore year: somewhat accidentally saw some nip slips at various times. Regularly insulted a female teacher's age.

Junior year: I think my math teacher molested my elbow with her ass on purpose. I'm still studying the situation. She had a conversation with me that bordered perversion involving 'discipline' and spanking. This is a strange year.

I always seem to be in the right place to view absurd things. I also often stumble across things like classmates doing drugs and the occasional condom/condom wrapper.

Middle school was very strange. first year I had people believing me to be the anti-christ, second year had me witnessing strange fights (girl biting guy on the neck mid-fight). The last year was the strangest of them all. Best bud had a druggy girlfriend who'd regularly come to school with her head in the clouds, she'd often look into her pants at her vagina for some reason or another. There was a girl cutting herself to get my attention; I assume she bought into the rumors that I was a 'goth' or whatever, and thus decided that masochism would appeal to me. Idiot girl cut too deeply and ended up in therapy. I think she was crazy.

Oh yeah, same year... Got chased through the halls by two girls groping my ass as they ran after me. Horrifying experience; One of them reminded me of Bill Cosby.

And yet to this day I have yet to get laid. Oh well, that's what senior year is for.
 
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