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[Messofanego]

UncleSporky, you have made my night, laughing so hard here that I spittled a little over my keyboard XD

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

Ironically if he goes viral he might lose his job. Stock photo models aren't meant to be recognisable.

 

[ZackGamer]

Hahaha I cant stop laughing

 

[GRW810]

That's not joy, he's obviously sat on something mildly painful.

 

[Deified Data]

So is Cracked the only place that still uses these stock photos?

 

[mj1108]

"Yup ladies, it IS this long."

 

[RetroMG]

Oh man, I'm having a crappy work week, but this guy is making things SO much better. I can't stop laughing.

 

[Rodney McKay]

This one is my favorite, hahaha!

 

[FullMetaltech]

You fuckers have me dying here. That guy is a trip to watch.

 

[terrene]

This is a bit old - Something Awful was on top of this a year ago. But yes, this guy rules.

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/stock-photo-lifestyle/

 

[Zantetsuken]

Incredible fucking thread!!! This guy’s facial expressions are priceless!

 

[Remark]

lel

 

[cartesian]

 

[ronito]

Coworkers got a nice little email.

 

[jchap]

 

[OnettHansen]

The new Michael Rosen, surely

 

[unknownstranger]

This thread reminds me of the one where people put pornhub comments on random photos.

 

[ZanzibarBreeze]

Edit: Also

 

[enigmatic_alex44]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

so glad I clicked on this thread! Didn't know what to expect coming in but I'm leaving satisfied

 

[Krakn3Dfx]

 

[nailbombxx]

Amazing thread.

 

[SharkJAW]

This was the perfect thread to find at midnight. Holy shit, I'm still laughing.

 

[Jopie]

Looks like Wilfred from Doctor Who.

 

[Anth0ny]

this thread is killing me

 

[Archer]

Look honey, ass to ass.

 

[asthmagasm]

"We spared no expense!" is all I can think of with this picture.

 

[Mariolee]

"We spared no expense!" is all I can think of with this picture.

Someone should replace "Project" with "Ant-Man".

 

[tauroxd]

I have this feeling that every single person in stock photos is Swedish.

He has the looks, right?

Spoiler

I have no idea what an average Swedish looks like.

 

[The Main Event]

This is such a perfect thread.

 

[crashnburn]

Dead...well played

 

[CMojicaAce]

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Not to offend but it looks like he's taking a dump in a seniors nappy in every one of those photos. Especially this one, I'm liquid crapping last night's jalapeño burrito through a straw and still smiling for this photo. Where is that underwear to conceal the smell?

Fucking LOL, also BigStockPhoto4Life

 

[Wurst]

That look of surprise! I'd love to have that as my avatar..

 

[foxuzamaki]

My god the OP is hilarious

 

[foxuzamaki]

What's the deal with people cheering in front of their PC?

"Yay, Internet!"

I mean, that's basically us during E3 or whatever, we will legitimately throw our hands in the air infront of our computers

 

[PetriP-TNT]

This guy rules

 

[Ranger Taffles]

It's like he has infinite emotions riding through.

 

[Gray Matter]

This is why I love OT, so good.

Neogaf... Come for the gaming threads, stay for the OT threads.

 

[Kibbles]

OMG, I'm so using this for work.

"Guys, it's simple we start the project, make a decision and we're done!"

Start -> ??? -> PROFIT!

 

[munchie64]

Surely detective GAF would be able to find this guy?

 

[Jon Armdog]

Holy shit, I can't handle how hilarious this is. Definite sub

 

[SwiftDeath]

Surely detective GAF would be able to find this guy?

You're late to the party my friend

This appears to be "his" Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dziwny-Pan-ze-Stocku/725171717523255

Dziwny Pan ze Stocku is Polish for Mr. Strange of Stocku (stock).

 

[munchie64]

You're late to the party my friend

Excellent.

 

[Zushin]

 

[Archer]

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

That Facebook banner, has to be a fake account.

 

[bronk]

Admiring a leaf killed me! So so funny.

 

[Terra]

Currently crying out of laughter at work, for real. Thanks GAF!

 

[SwiftDeath]

That Facebook banner, has to be a fake account.

Probably but

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Probably but

Only Gold members know the truth