This guy. This fucking stock photo guy.

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I now love this series of images. Also, BITCH STOLE HIS COFFEE
 
Man, I want to be a stock photo guy too.

You get to do lots of activities, dress up as different professions, work and hang with other photogenic stock photo models and you get paid to cheer in front of laptop!
 
What are you holding, where did you find that, no, put it down

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Gonna give your bush a trim

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And inject some hot glue, if you know what I mean

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And afterward...have an...apple...

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Laugh at him all you want but he probably made some mad money from those imagesites.

Stock photos are generally one-and-done.

Model gets paid a single fee and signs over all rights.

No mad money there. If there was, the crazy happy Asian girl on all the internet loan ads would be rollin' in dough.
 
I haven't laughed so much at an OP in some time. Bravo.

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This one is the best for having the flowchart with "Project" as the title. "Start > ? > Success"

I think the decision tree is probably "Create win button?" > Yes > No ending with Success.

Actually, now that I think about it, that image is rife with possibilities for Neogaf. "Write her a crown of sonnets?"
 
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