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[DDayton]

Weird story for you guys...

I was downloading a variety of wallpapers images in a DC hub, and located a whole directory marked "Nintendo" and broken down into various subcatagories (Advance Wars, Another Code, Earthbound, Mario, Metroid, Pokemon, Starfox, Zelda). I downloaded one, and it appeared to be a standard collage of official clip art fused into a single wallpaper. As I had nothing better to do, I put the entire directory into my queue.

Anyway, I came back today and started sifting through the folders, then used Irfanview to quickly skim through all these new files.

...

I never thought I'd see Nell doing what I saw on my screen.

...

It turns out that I had downloaded not a wallpaper directory, but a "Nintendo Hentai" directory. I've heard of these things. I can vaguely fathom why someone might want to leer after a scantily clad Peach. I don't want to imagine why someone wants pin ups of Krystal or one of the 10 year old protagonists from Earthbound.

Anyway, I'm off to delete 60 megs of Nintendo character porn. My poor eyes will never recover.

(I don't want to even DREAM of what the "ANother COde" images are like.)

 

[Xrenity]

*Worthless without pics*

 

[borghe]

Welcome to the Internet. Please make sure you wipe your feet at the door.

 

[DarknessTear]

Peach hentai is hot.

 

[VictimOfGrief]

Peach hentai is hot.

Quoted for truth.

 

[nubbe]

Yeah baby! Dose it make you feel randy, baby?

 

[8bit]

Any Tetris stuff?

 

[Vormund]

I thought this was a thread about upcoming GC releases.

 

[DDayton]

Any Tetris stuff?

Is that enough for you, you SICK SICK BLOCK-PERVERT?

 

[Vashu]

That sucks.

Give me the hub and the guy you got it from....


:lol

 

[scarybore]

Have a wank?

 

[borghe]

I just noticed he said it is getting depressing. So at some point (or even still now) it isn't quite depressing. :lol

 

[EmSeta]

*Worthless without pics*

!

 

[DDayton]

I just noticed he said it is getting depressing. So at some point (or even still now) it isn't quite depressing. :lol

I was vaguely referring to the state of the world, internet, and such in general... and that discovering someone made Earthbound porn only serves to make things a bit more bleak overall.
(That goes for all of the subdirectories, too.)

This does answer a few questions, though... a friend at Digipen told me that there was this one weird guy on campus who carried around a laptop filled with furry Krystal porn everwhere he went. I now know where this guy must spend his free time.

 

[shoplifter]

Give me the hub and the guy you got it from....

ftw

 

[Apharmd Battler]

WTF?

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

I was vaguely referring to the state of the world, internet, and such in general... and that discovering someone made Earthbound porn only serves to make things a bit more bleak overall.

:barf

 

[Oliver.S]

What the heck...Most of this Nintendo Hentai stuff isnt really close at the original artworks from Nintendo.

 

[Ferrio]

Peach has got it.

 

[Oni Jazar]

Peach has got it.

Damn was just about to say GAF was slipping when Ferrio comes to the rescue. Minus points for no pic though.

 

[Acosta]

Hentai Earthbound could be quite hilarious...

I don´t want to think what "Pokemon Hentai" could be...

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

And thus a little bit of your precious gaming childhood dies a bit.

 

[Zer0]

is quite depressing of americans scandalize about sex

 

[StoOgE]

watch out, peach gave me Herpes.

 

[CO_Andy]

Is it really that shocking? Members on this forum have an avatar with Mario dry humping.

 

[Tempy]

Well, there's a part of the world which goes apeshit when a nipple pops up on tv.

 

[Mihail]

Well, there's a part of the world which goes apeshit when a nipple pops up on tv.

Nipples are not allowed to pop up on TV in the US, young man!!

 

[deadhorse32]

Damn was just about to say GAF was slipping when Ferrio comes to the rescue. Minus points for no pic though.

yeah where is the pic ?


Found it !!!!

Courtesy of Ferrio

 

[Dark Age Iron Savior]

I now know where this guy must spend his free time.

Why was there any question before this point? Did your line of thought go something like:

"Man, this guy is carrying around a bunch of furry porn based on a Nintendo character. He must spend his free time in Denmark!"

 

[Lindsay]

Hentai Earthbound could be quite hilarious...

Nooooo it's way sick. Poor Paula -_-;;

I don´t want to think what "Pokemon Hentai" could be...

Possibly even worse. Avoid *g*p* (censored on purpose) at all costs. I thought NoA had them shutdown awhile back but apparently not. -_-


Face it guys. If its a known character~there'll be hentai of him/her. I should know cause its unavoidable when searching for the good clean fanart. Nintendo stuff bugs me the worst for some reason (although I did see a "good" Samus dojin). All in all~unless your a pro pic hunter like me ya best be careful about saving before looking!

 

[Dark Age Iron Savior]

Nooooo it's way sick. Poor Paula -_-;;

KINKY PSYCHIC BITCH DESERVED IT