What about us faux-intellectual indie kids who were actually fans of Nick Drake and the Shins before seeing Garden State?Sholmes said:I fucking hate Garden State and pissed that it's bred a whole new crowd of faux-intellectual indie kids who have suddenly become "longtime fans" of Nick Drake and The Shins.
You'll stop caring about this crap someday, and you'll be thankful for it.Sholmes said:I fucking hate Garden State and pissed that it's bred a whole new crowd of faux-intellectual indie kids who have suddenly become "longtime fans" of Nick Drake and The Shins.
vatstep said:You'll stop caring about this crap someday, and you'll be thankful for it.
yay! the troll is back! everyone revel in his self-appointed awesomeness!enjoy bell woods said:oh my god, i'm so important! blah blah blah, your music sucks!
What? This is ridiculous. Never a minute where I'm left to post in peace. Enter a thread, post something positive, and people still think you're being a dick. There's no place to go but up for me, and I doubt I'll ever accomplish as much.scorcho said:yay! the troll is back! everyone revel in his self-appointed awesomeness!
Nah, you've pretty much got bad taste in everything.enjoy bell woods said:Oh, but I'm a sexy, self-realized movie critic.
Raoul Duke said:What about us faux-intellectual indie kids who were actually fans of Nick Drake and the Shins before seeing Garden State?
scorcho said:yay! the troll is back! everyone revel in his self-appointed awesomeness!
Macam said:And yeah, Sholmes, just stop caring about that stuff. It's not worth the effort. Enjoy what you enjoy and forget the rest.
Yes, a picture posted by an OA member who admitted it's the worst picture he's seen of me. I mean I could find the exact quotation, but I don't feel like it. There's really not much a guy as awesome as me can do truly sate my fan club, but I enjoy the attention.scorcho said:true, i'm tempted to waste a few minutes to search for the pictures of Mr. Sexy that were posted and ridiculed in one of the 'classic' threads.
i dunno, i was underwhelmed by Chutes too Narrow. i completely loved the first album's low-fi aesthetics, and the new 'polished' Shins were too jarring for my tastes. it did grow on me, but not as much as i thought it would even a year later.
You know, you hurt my feelings when you call me a Marxist. I'm an Anarcho-syndicalist, chap.enjoy bell woods said:Raoul Duke, we usually expect more out of the fat, grotesque Marxist. What happened to your wit?
Do you like Pink Moon better than Five Leaves Left/Bryter Later? I go back and forth.Sholmes said:Blah, ze fools do not understand! This is a game and I'm losing to these...phillistonian pozeurs who join the "I *heart* Garden State" facebook group. Then while I'm browsing my iTunes library while enjoy a smoothie, some autumn-haired indie child walks by and sees me wizzing by "Pink Moon". They skip past the obscure album title and straight to Nick Drake's name and say "Oh, have you seen Garden State?!" to which I then get up rapidly and push the desk over while screaming "FUCK YOU." and storm off into the sunset.
PS: I secretly love Garden State and wish to write a film that lets me get close to Natalie Portman someday.
scorcho said:eh, music is music. who cares how it's introduced and by what vehicle. by that token i should feel ashamed for being a Beatles fan because i saw a marathon of 'A Hard Day's Night' on PBS when i was 12 and got hooked.
Raoul Duke said:Do you like Pink Moon better than Five Leaves Left/Bryter Later? I go back and forth.
fight? what fight. i i'm golden, just like the Shins!enjoy bell woods said:Yes, a picture posted by an OA member who admitted it's the worst picture he's seen of me. I mean I could find the exact quotation, but I don't feel like it. There's really not much a guy as awesome as me can do truly sate my fan club, but I enjoy the attention.
Trust me, even if I'm not the cat's miaow, I'm not pathetic enough to initiate a fight over "who's ugliest" in a thread about the fucking Shins, baby.
That's not very nice. PM me for some sexy pics.scorcho said:fight? what fight. i i'm golden, just like the Shins!
and you're not the cat's 'miaow', so lets not fool ourselves. i'll conceide that opinions can't be wrong, so your music and, um, movie views can't really be argued. however you are ugly, and probably quite lonely.
and by ugly, i don't mean 'let me take a picture of me at an odd angle, obscure my face and bump up the contrast to hide my bulemia' ugly, i mean flat out 'i'm so ugly i shouldn't even be allowed to post in this music thread and my grandmothers should've had abortions to prevent even the remote possibility of this genetic waste from existing' ugly. and yes, that level actually exists.
please stop trolling music threads you don't like - it really makes for a better world. however don't ever stop posting! i love you.
scorcho said:considering that i have that picture as my profile picture on my website blog, no, i'm really not embarassed. a bit more searching would've found my myspace pictures as well -
or this![]()
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i like making O-faces in front of the camera for no reason other than to give the camera head.
or my xanga picture - wait, that's a newphew shot.
while not earth-shatteringly hunky, i know at the very least that i'm more attractive and popular than you. i don't hide behind a computer screen pontificating opinions as an utterance of god, nor do i hug myself to sleep as consolation of never knowing the touch of the female persuasion. i also have more things than to do (like sleep for starters) than cruise google and this website for 3 hours looking for an 'unflattering' picture of me. again, tell your parents i'm sorry and suggest to them that a late-term abortion wouldn't have been so bad after all.
oh but i still love you bell's wood! i do! don't ever leave!
Bit of an explanation for that, don'tcha think!? Cut back on the sensitivity! I was looking at Audioscrobbler profiles in the GA group and came across the link to your blog. What else did I do but see the picture you used as your fucking default? Quit giving yourself so much credit.scorcho said:considering that i have that picture as my profile picture on my website blog, no, i'm really not embarassed. a bit more searching would've found my myspace pictures as well -
or this![]()
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i like making O-faces in front of the camera for no reason other than to give the camera head.
or my xanga picture - wait, that's a newphew shot.
while not earth-shatteringly hunky, i know at the very least that i'm more attractive and popular than you. i don't hide behind a computer screen pontificating opinions as an utterance of god, nor do i hug myself to sleep as consolation of never knowing the touch of the female persuasion. i also have more things than to do (like sleep for starters) than cruise google and this website for 3 hours looking for an 'unflattering' picture of me. again, tell your parents i'm sorry and suggest to them that a late-term abortion wouldn't have been so bad after all.
oh but i still love you bell's wood! i do! don't ever leave!
scorcho said:considering that i have that picture as my profile picture on my website blog, no, i'm really not embarassed. a bit more searching would've found my myspace pictures as well -
or this![]()
![]()
i like making O-faces in front of the camera for no reason other than to give the camera head.
or my xanga picture - wait, that's a newphew shot.
while not earth-shatteringly hunky, i know at the very least that i'm more attractive and popular than you. i don't hide behind a computer screen pontificating opinions as an utterance of god, nor do i hug myself to sleep as consolation of never knowing the touch of the female persuasion. i also have more things than to do (like sleep for starters) than cruise google and this website for 3 hours looking for an 'unflattering' picture of me. again, tell your parents i'm sorry and suggest to them that a late-term abortion wouldn't have been so bad after all.
oh but i still love you bell's wood! i do! don't ever leave!