This just in: Americans are obscenely stupid

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Dr_Cogent said:
But this is GAF, the place where everyone thinks they are smarter than everyone else.

GAF is also a place that is completely against hate speech yet has no problem lumping all Americans as stupid. It's great when some of these posters show what hypocrites they are. :lol
 
ErasureAcer said:
The Pledge of Allegiance is the most backwash crap ever. Yeah the whole under god thing is crap but what really pisses me off is "with liberty and justice for all." Bullshit.

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At least they don't make the kids do this anymore. :)
 
Razoric said:
GAF is also a place that is completely against hate speech yet has no problem lumping all Americans as stupid. It's great when some of these posters show what hypocrites they are. :lol

Didn't you know? Hating on Americans is socially acceptable. The reverse is not though.

Go hypocrisy!
 
Dr_Cogent said:
Ignorance of something doesn't necessarily make someone stupid though.

And that's why I never said anything of the sort.

Dr_Cogent said:
Intelligence can exist while the individual can still be ignorant of things.

Hence why I said "ignorance facilitates stupidity"

Dr_Cogent said:
Everyone is ignorant of something

Thanks for stating the obvious. It just happens to be that being ignorant of the mating rituals of a cactus fly is not quite as disastrous as being ignorant of the fundamental principles and freedoms upon which your society is based.

Dr_Cogent said:
But this is GAF, the place where everyone thinks they are smarter than everyone else.

No, just smarter than you.

gigamex said:
Holy over-reaction Batman.

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Pellham said:
Not memorizing the first amendment, or any other part of the constitution hardly makes you stupid.

If you can explain how knowing the first amendment is essential to daily life, then you might have a point. But as it is, it's just history/politics bullshit that is meaningless 99.9% of the time. Nobody needs to know what the first amendment says, they can just take for granted that it's about having the right to say whatever you want and believe in whatever you want.

And obviously it makes sense that most people would know more about the Simpsons than the first amendment. The Simpsons is a popular tv show that people are exposed to on a constant basis. People are not exposed to the definition of the first amendment on a daily basis.
:lol :lol :lol

Dr_Cogent said:
Everyone is ignorant of something. People should be aware of their rights, but calling someone obscenely stupid, I believe, is taking it too far.
Why shouldn't you call people obscenely stupid who clearly have no working idea of how their government works? The fact people just throw this out is "Oh, it's not that bad" just baffles me. These are VOTERS out there, trusted to know as much about various political matters as I do. I don't think the idea of registered voters being completely stupid is something we should just blow off and chalk up to GAF hate.
 
I can't think of a time when it wasn't fashionable to call Americans fat, lazy, gun-toting idiots.

The telephone survey of 1,000 adults was conducted Jan. 20-22 by the research firm Synovate and had a margin of error of plus or minus 3 percentage points.

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gigamex said:
Actually I was targeting the other side with that one but if the shoe fits. :)

Yeah I was just joking, I've been wanting to use that picture for ages, I find it hilarious

Dr_Cogent said:
Your arrogance speaks volumes.

How can it be arrogant if it is the truth? You couldn't even understand my earlier post correctly, which is why you started implying that I didn't know the difference between ignorance and stupidity.
 
MrSardonic said:
Thanks for stating the obvious. It just happens to be that being ignorant of the mating rituals of a cactus fly is not quite as disastrous as being ignorant of the fundamental principles and freedoms upon which your society is based.

A lot of Americans take their freedoms for granted but that doesnt make them stupid. Most know what their freedoms are just not the terminology behind it.


MrSardonic said:
No, just smarter than you.

You lump an entire populace into a "stupid" category. Ignorance and arrogance.... I bet you are great at parties. :lol
 
MrSardonic said:
How can it be arrogant if it is the truth? You couldn't even read my post correctly

I read your post just fine. Like I said, it's a shame that people aren't aware of their rights over here, but the same can be said of people the world over. I suppose we should just start a thread that says - This just in: The World is Stupid.

The thread title doesn't advance anything but bigotry and hate. People are ignorant of things, yipee. Thank you Inspector Clouseau.

My reply wasn't only directed at you, but most of the people in this thread. I'm sure there are things in this world you should be aware of, and are not, but I'm not about to come out and call you stupid because of it.

You people are overreacting over a ton. I could go on a myriad of things Europe needs to get their heads out of their asses on, but *gasp* I won't. I don't play the hate game like so many people here do.

Fact is, pop culture is put in peoples faces far more than Constitutional stuff.

Secondly, this survey only involved 1000 people. That's small potatoes and a shitty sample if you ask me.
 
Dr_Cogent said:
But this is GAF, the place where everyone thinks they are smarter than everyone else.

So true.

This might be a sad reflection of our civics and US Government classes, but as a marker of stupidity? Doubt it. Ignorance? You're getting closer.
 
whytemyke said:
Then you know that a 1000 person polling pool and a 3% error mark done with the right software is actually fairly reliable evidence.

1000 people is approximately .000335% of the people in this country.

Shitty sample.
 
I agree with Razoric that people simply take the freedoms for granted. The vast majority of Americans go through life speaking, assembling, and worshipping with no government interference. Also, organizations like the ACLU exist for the sole purpose of challenging any limitation whatsoever, even at the expense of trivializing things. So people simply don't consciously think about what the source of the freedom, or how it's worded exactly. They are blissfully ignorant, in a way, and don't appreciate it.

I don't like these poll results at all, but it's not a matter of how smart people are. It's just human nature and the priorities of our daily life, which could do with some reorganization.
 
whytemyke said:
Then you know that a 1000 person polling pool and a 3% error mark done with the right software is actually fairly reliable evidence.

There is more than one way to interpret data. You do realize that if they had asked 1000 high school students (where most of us learn about the bill of rights) the results would have been very different, right? The fact that some people forget the exact wording of the first ammendment does not mean they are stupid or uneducated. How many of us can name the first five presidents of the United States if we were put on the spot?
 
lexy said:
There is more than one way to interpret data. You do realize that if they had asked 1000 high school students (where most of us learn about the bill of rights) the results would have been very different, right?

I'll go out on a limb and say it wouldn't have been so impressive even with high school students.

Both sides are mis-representing their cases a little.

Americans aren't exactly the most saavy when it comes to their government unfortunately is my perception living in this country and by just looking at voter turnout figures.

Knowing the constitution is not related to intelligence. It is probably related to apathy however which in the long run is just as bad.
 
You can know your rights without knowing what Amendment they happen to be filed under.

If you asked people to name the freedoms granted to them by the Bill of Rights, I'm sure they'd name most of them (including all of the ones in the First Amendment).
 
AdmiralViscen said:
You can know your rights without knowing what Amendment they happen to be filed under.

If you asked people to name the freedoms granted to them by the Bill of Rights, I'm sure they'd name most of them (including all of the ones in the First Amendment).


absolutely not. you must be able to recite the bill of rights from memory word for word. it is fundamental to your survival.
 
MrSardonic said:
People are stupid for allowing themselves to be so ignorant of the fundamental rights of US citizens and principles upon which the US state was founded. They then simultaneously preach about how "free" the US is compared to the rest of us and allow politicians to take those rights and erode those values away on a whim.

This survey just demonstrates the ignorance which facilitates the stupidity. And don't think the Americans are alone, the same shit is going on in the UK, where Blair and the elected MPs (who are ignorant fucks) have eroded fundamental British legal and moral principles that have stood for 400 years. And the people of the UK let that happen because they didn't have a clue what was going on and what was being given away.

If it wasn't for some of those "ignorant fucks", then Blair would be running amok with the law... they're not afraid to call him out on any of it that's for sure.
 
Dr_Cogent said:
1000 people is approximately .000335% of the people in this country.

Shitty sample.
...yeah. forget I said anything. I'm not gonna teach polling statistics to someone on the internet.

lexy said:
There is more than one way to interpret data. You do realize that if they had asked 1000 high school students (where most of us learn about the bill of rights) the results would have been very different, right? The fact that some people forget the exact wording of the first ammendment does not mean they are stupid or uneducated. How many of us can name the first five presidents of the United States if we were put on the spot?
Well first off you have to go by the percentage of error here. You know, since you actually have studied polling before, that the 3% margin of error is there for a reason, as, mathematically that's the spread of variation that can come in a group of 1000 with answers as direct as this. Simply put, 1000 people polled in this manner is generally far more reliable than anything that the white house puts out for polling, more reliable than news organizations and nearly as reliable as something Zogby would do. So while it's fair to say that this wasn't polled across a proper locale, which is fine, then we'd have to call into question every single poll ever done with any variation of 3% or higher.

To your second point, there's a difference between living, breathing rights enumerated in the first amendment and knowing the first five presidents (washington, madison, jefferson, adams, jackson... i believe... adams could be wrong. he might have been sixth) from a historical perspective. Knowing your rights is something that is applicable every day to every person living in this country, whether it's eating your cereal and knowing the laws that went into what you eat or being able to travel the roads freely on your way to work. The importance of knowing your rights like this are so astronomically more important to american lifestyle than history that I really can't believe you'd compare these two topics.
 
Flynn said:
I'm impressed at how many defenders of ignorance have come out of the woodwork.

I firmly believe that if the question was "state the freedoms granted by the Bill of Rights," all of the First Amendment's rights would be named (along with a good portion of the others).

The survey was broken. Rather than asking to name 5 characters that are on every night, they should have asked which season it was where Kang and Kodos ran for President. That's a better match for the Constitutional question.
 
AdmiralViscen said:
I firmly believe that if the question was "state the freedoms granted by the Bill of Rights," all of the First Amendment's rights would be named (along with a good portion of the others).

The survey was broken. Rather than asking to name 5 characters that are on every night, they should have asked which season it was where Kang and Kodos ran for President. That's a better match for the Constitutional question.
bingo. :)
good answer.

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Razoric said:
A lot of Americans take their freedoms for granted but that doesnt make them stupid.

I didn't say it did. But it is debatable. If you don't know your rights then you are ignorant, but if you just assume they will always be there, then there would be a case for claims that you are expressing your stupidity.

Razoric said:
You lump an entire populace into a "stupid" category.

And once again, I didn't say that. It is blindly obvious that you cannot generalise any population, social group etc along those lines. The reality is that everyone has the capacity to be stupid or intelligent in different contexts

Dr_Cogent said:
Like I said, it's a shame that people aren't aware of their rights over here, but the same can be said of people the world over

Which is actually exactly what I said. Maybe people could claim that it wouldn't matter if you didn't know your rights, if the people you voted into power actually protected your rights (which hundreds of millions have died to protect in the past) rather than eroding and exploiting them to further their own agenda and personal gain.

whytemyke said:
Well first off you have to go by the percentage of error here. You know, since you actually have studied polling before, that the 3% margin of error is there for a reason, as, mathematically that's the spread of variation that can come in a group of 1000 with answers as direct as this. Simply put, 1000 people polled in this manner is generally far more reliable than anything that the white house puts out for polling, more reliable than news organizations and nearly as reliable as something Zogby would do. So while it's fair to say that this wasn't polled across a proper locale, which is fine, then we'd have to call into question every single poll ever done with any variation of 3% or higher.

To your second point, there's a difference between living, breathing rights enumerated in the first amendment and knowing the first five presidents (washington, madison, jefferson, adams, jackson... i believe... adams could be wrong. he might have been sixth) from a historical perspective. Knowing your rights is something that is applicable every day to every person living in this country, whether it's eating your cereal and knowing the laws that went into what you eat or being able to travel the roads freely on your way to work. The importance of knowing your rights like this are so astronomically more important to american lifestyle than history that I really can't believe you'd compare these two topics.

:D
 
whytemyke said:
I'm not gonna teach polling statistics to someone on the internet.

Good, because I don't need the lesson. I'm well aware of statistics and how they can be used and abused.

MrSardonic said:
Which is actually exactly what I said. Maybe people could claim that it wouldn't matter if you didn't know your rights, if the people you voted into power actually protected your rights (which hundreds of millions have died to protect in the past) rather than eroding and exploiting them to further their own agenda and personal gain.

It matters to know them, I agree. The thing is, it doesn't seem to matter who is elected anyhow. I don't believe one single politician is interested in our rights. Every single one of them is interested in gaining power and exploiting said power - and our rights don't matter. They will only do enough to get themselves re-elected. I don't believe Republicans or Democrats care about anyones rights. They just care about their personal ideology and agenda.
 
Slightly related....


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Marge: Mmm! No! (pulls gun from Homer) No one's using this gun! The TV said you're 58 percent more likely to shoot a family member than an intruder!

Homer: TV said that . . . ? But I have to have a gun! It's in the Constitution!

Lisa: Dad! The Second Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today!

Homer: You couldn't be more wrong, Lisa. If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could just walk in here anytime he wants and start shoving you around. (pushing Lisa) Do you want that? (pushing her harder) Huh? Do you?

Lisa: (quietly indignant) No . . .

Homer: All right, then.
 
Dr_Cogent said:
Do you believe this?

Well I only posted it just because I thought it was funny :) No real deeper meaning or intention there.

Do I personally believe it?........Probably as I think everybody running around with guns is very dangerous in this country.

Do I think it should be ammended and removed. Probably not.

Do I think there should be somewhat stict gun control for the extreme weapons out there. Yes.
 
biggest economy on earth, highest gdp per capita, biggest military power, the center of todays "mainstream" culture, the only "superpower"....... yet according to that article most americans are stupid...so what does that tell you about the rest of the world then?
 
<nu>faust said:
yet according to that article most americans are stupid...so what does that tell you about the rest of the world then?

That article said no such thing of course but I suppose your not being literal.

I don't know exactly what "mainstream" culture means but other than that factually you are correct in your measurements. Of course I also don't think that means Americans are the smartest beings on the planet which you stop one inch short of implying but then not everybody in this thread was saying Americans are idiots and the rest of the world are geniuses. In fact few were saying that.
 
For the record, to clear things up once and for all:

Not knowing what freedoms are provided to you through the first amendment = ignorant
Claiming that not knowing what freedoms are provided to you through the first amendment relates directly to your intelligence = stupid
Believing that the McCormick Tribune Freedom Museum doesn't have a vested interest in claiming that people don't know about the freedoms provided to them through the first amendment = retarded
 
gigamex said:
Well I only posted it just because I thought it was funny :) No real deeper meaning or intention there.

Can we end it there, please? I'd hate this thread to turn into a gun control shouting match and get locked with collateral bannings.
 
whytemyke said:
Well first off you have to go by the percentage of error here. You know, since you actually have studied polling before, that the 3% margin of error is there for a reason, as, mathematically that's the spread of variation that can come in a group of 1000 with answers as direct as this. Simply put, 1000 people polled in this manner is generally far more reliable than anything that the white house puts out for polling, more reliable than news organizations and nearly as reliable as something Zogby would do. So while it's fair to say that this wasn't polled across a proper locale, which is fine, then we'd have to call into question every single poll ever done with any variation of 3% or higher.

To your second point, there's a difference between living, breathing rights enumerated in the first amendment and knowing the first five presidents (washington, madison, jefferson, adams, jackson... i believe... adams could be wrong. he might have been sixth) from a historical perspective. Knowing your rights is something that is applicable every day to every person living in this country, whether it's eating your cereal and knowing the laws that went into what you eat or being able to travel the roads freely on your way to work. The importance of knowing your rights like this are so astronomically more important to american lifestyle than history that I really can't believe you'd compare these two topics.

My point wasn't to equate history with knowing the details of the first ammendment. The point is that just because people can't recite the first ammendment on command doesn't mean that they are stupid.

Consider this example. Many people drive automobiles but very few actually know how an automobile engine works or how to repair it should it break down. Does this mean they are stupid?

iapetus said:
Believing that the McCormick Tribune Freedom Museum doesn't have a vested interest in claiming that people don't know about the freedoms provided to them through the first amendment = retarded

I thought that was clear from the get go... =\
 
iapetus said:
Can we end it there, please? I'd hate this thread to turn into a gun control shouting match and get locked with collateral bannings.

Weird. The gun control part of the joke wasn't even my intention although I can see where the confusion might lie. I was more interested in the bit about not knowing/excercising any constitutional right. People tend to glom on to the first and second ammendents to push an agenda but it wasn't what I was aiming for. Just the funny bit. :lol
 
iapetus said:
Believing that the McCormick Tribune Freedom Museum doesn't have a vested interest in claiming that people don't know about the freedoms provided to them through the first amendment = retarded

Exactly.
 
gigamex said:
That article said no such thing of course but I suppose your not being literal.

Of course I also don't think that means Americans are the smartest beings on the planet which you stop one inch short of implying but then not everybody in this thread was saying Americans are idiots and the rest of the world are geniuses. In fact few were saying that.
lol i think you are taking my comment too seriously... i am not anyway implying that americans are the smartest human beings on earth or that there is a direct correlation between economic&political force and the intelligence(how do to quantify intelligence anyways!?) that citizens of a certain country posseses, i just wanted to point out how pointless of this "they dont know, their constition but they know simpons family members therefore americans must be stupid" argument by showing some other kind of statistical/sociological data.
 
Hell, we'd all be Rhodes scholars if FOX ran thirty minutes of the Constitution every Thursday night for fifteen years w/ reruns.
 
gigamex said:
Weird. The gun control part of the joke wasn't even my intention although I can see where the confusion might lie. I was more interested in the bit about not knowing/excercising any constitutional right. People tend to glom on to the first and second ammendents to push an agenda but it wasn't what I was aiming for. Just the funny bit. :lol

Yes, I realise that and appreciate the funny. Just trying to head things off at the pass.
 
<nu>faust said:
lol i think you are taking my comment too seriously... i am not anyway implying that americans are the smartest human beings on earth or that there is a direct correlation between economic&political force and the intelligence(how do to quantify intelligence anyways!?) that citizens of a certain country posseses, i just wanted to point out how pointless of this "they dont know, their constition but they know simpons family members therefore americans must be stupid" argument by showing some other kind of statistical/sociological data.

Bullshit!

I'm kidding. If I over-analyzed I apologize. :)
 
Phranky said:
If it wasn't for some of those "ignorant fucks", then Blair would be running amok with the law... they're not afraid to call him out on any of it that's for sure.

It's really the unelected Lords that have been the ones repeatedly defending the rights, freedoms and values that have been an integral part of public life and the legal process for hundreds of years. And even then...only just. Labour have a good majority of MPs and most are docile enough to vote in favour of the government every time just so that there isn't a headline saying that Labour lost a parliamentary vote. Labour have hardly ever had their legislation rejected

Elected MPs voted through shambolic "terror" laws that encompass anyone the state decides to brand "a terrorist", increased police powers beyond anything necessary simply because the police asked for them, and set in motion the introduction of compulsory ID cards in just the last few months alone. Let's not forget that the right to protest has also been eroded, restricted to certain areas and essentially requires police "permission"...and now there is a campaign to outlaw "glorification" of terrorism (the most subjective and historically specific kind of nonsense phrase Labour have come out with for years) and restrict freedom of speech in relation to religion.

<nu>faust said:
i just wanted to point out how pointless of this "they dont know, their constition but they know simpons family members therefore americans must be stupid" argument by showing some other kind of statistical/sociological data.

...which just happens to be totally incomparable to what the survey was doing.
 
Its like that survey that asked about if people approve the UAE owning the ports. The "NO" option had a racist comment.

Most Americans know the basic rights. Except maybe about the right to have a speedy trial or the other ones. The first four amendments are well known by the public so this poll doesn't mean shit to me.
 
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