No joke, it's in a case screwed to this column right behind my coworkers desk. It's six feet away from me. What the fuck
As if any of us knuckleheads are qualified enough to even use one of these things if an emergency really did happen
I guess we can break it out and use it on someone as a joke if they fall asleep at their desk.
I won't go into what I do for a living, but this is highly unusual for my line of work. Does anyone here have one of these in their office that isn't a medical building?