One of my teachers used to be an attorney and told us that he defended a guy that got dressed as a ninja and stabbed (chopped?) his wife's lover in a fit of jealousy. Is there a ninja-dressing epidemic going on? Or are people just falling victim to the Real Ultimate Power?
Oh, he didn't die. He got a punctured lung and some other ailments, but he came back.
Upon his return, he said the doctor told him, "It's a good thing you come from a family tree with pirates in it. If you were from a pussy ninja family, you would've surely died."
okay, I made up the last part, but the attack was real
Her ex confessed to it, but there wasn't much proof, if any. It was a big issue because there were rumors that the track coach was sleeping with girls from the track team, and hey she was on the track team. Thing is, the second the track coach was confronted about it, he quit his job and moved to California.
