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[Burger]

http://www.workplaceabuse.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1093774302&archive=&start_from=&ucat=&

A picture diary of what happens when your flatmate (who owns a digital camera) finds all your weird sex shit in a box by your bed.

I'll post one picture and you can decide if you want to visit.

I figure by now Suzy is getting tired and I let her relax in front of TV playing the XBOX. She looks like shes having a BLAST.

 

[cvxfreak]

:lol

 

[Poody]

lol @ the doll in the showers

 

[Fifty]

That's hilarious.

 

[IJoel]

:lol

 

[Bowser]

:lol :lol

 

[Mason]

LMAO

 

[Biff Hardbody]

Some of those pix of the used sex toys are fucking disgusting. I say this as an avid viewer of beast and midget porn.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

that anal vibrator makes me want to throw up.

 

[aoi tsuki]

The used toys pics are disgusting. Use them and clean them.

 

[bjork]

I couldn't have picked those up... :vomits:

 

[ElyrionX]

That was awfully gross.........

 

[bishoptl]

:lol

 

[Ferrio]

I hope someone smacks that fucker. Being a nosey ass is one thing, but doing shit like this fuck. I can't believe he touches the shit too.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I hope someone smacks that fucker. Being a nosey ass is one thing, but doing shit like this fuck. I can't believe he touches the shit too.

HAHA you have a sex box too!

I bet that dude had intentions of keeping it all clean when he bought the sexbox originally. What a lazy pervert.

 

[Ferrio]

Pfft no. All ze sex related material exists only on my harddrive. A roommate snooping around like that is just fucked up, and touching that shit... ew god that's just horrible.

 

[B'z-chan]

I know too much about 005 sadly <goes to cry>

that anal probe is nasty as fuck though and who the fuck buys a horrible gimmick blow up doll like that?

 

[Scrow]

How the fuck could he touch that stuff with bare hands? And what the fuck is with his friend not cleaning the stuff after using it? It's all so wrong on so many levels.

 

[MrPing1000]

:lol altough very disgusting from both sides

 

[Ollie Pooch]

HAHAHAHA suzy in the robot suit

GOLD

 

[belgurdo]

Uncool (what would possess a person to go snooping around his roomie's place and start playing with his sex toys?) but funny

 

[kitchenmotors]

Pfft no. All ze sex related material exists only on my harddrive. A roommate snooping around like that is just fucked up, and touching that shit... ew god that's just horrible.

Hahaha, I think you're getting a bit upset. Almost as if you're the room mate with the sex box!

 

[Ferrio]

"Her name is Sony!"

 

[G4life98]

while this is hilarious...i hope the roomate finds out and whoops his ass for being a surpreme dickhead,

 

[Cool]

ROFL

 

[SlickWilly223]

Damn, people actually buy those blow up dolls? That one in particular looks like some kind of alien.

 

[Cimarron]

disgusting!
that prostate massager is gross i can't believe folks buy that shit!

 

[Winged Creature]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[The Shadow]

This sex weirdo could be YOU!

That sex weirdo is me! FUCKING ROOMMATE GOT INTO MY STASH FUCKING PIG FUCKER

 

[Ninja Scooter]

IT WAS COVERED IN POO! WHY GOD WHY!?!?

 

[B'z-chan]

That sex weirdo is me! FUCKING ROOMMATE GOT INTO MY STASH FUCKING PIG FUCKER

So you admit to being a fruit now? Where's the fruit fucker 3000 when you need him. Yeah thats just nasty that you would fess up to such things.

 

[Kai Dracon]

THIS JUST IN:

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER PEOPLE HAVE SEXUAL URGES, ENJOY STICKING PLEASURABLE ORGANS INTO A VARIETY OF ITEMS. INTERNET IS SHOCKED AND AMAZED. ALPHA GEEKS, TEENAGERS SCRAMBLE TO JEER AND SQUEEZE LEGS TOGETHER IN ATTEMPT TO COVER BONERS. MPEG, WMA, QUICKTIME FOOTAGE AT 11.


Not sayng of course, that some of the pics might not be gross and a lot of sex toys are rather dumb looking and cheap. Primarly though, the guy who took at the pictures is a dick plain and simple. Even if the owner of the stuff is a slob and should have cleaned his junk up after using it, he wasn't parading it around in public. I'm sure thousands of insecure manchildren on the net will just blather on about the evil, sick weirdo.

 

[Fifty]

THIS JUST IN:

Did you actually look at the pictures of that stuff? It's not normal.

 

[miyuru]

I wonder what the weirdo looks like :lol

Imagine it's someone on this board

 

[Burger]

Actually, there is a picture of the weirdo on the dudes main site.

This is him:

 

[Stryder]

I am resurrecting this thread because I WORK WITH THIS GUY, these are co-workers of mine.. I'm scared to see him again now.

 

[Hooker]

Has he seen the site? If yes, how did he react?

 

[etiolate]

Why would you touch...that...stuff?

 

[Stryder]

I don't know yet, he works the graveyard shift so.. I don't see him much
I can email him, I might email the photographer instead though as.. it's not the best topic to consult him about out of the blue.

 

[aoi tsuki]

disgusting!
that prostate massager is gross i can't believe folks buy that shit!

Never had your prostate massaged i take it? For shame.

 

[Ferrio]

Maybe it's really the photographer's sexbox and he's trying to frame his innocent roommate.

 

[Stryder]

Guess we'll have to wait and see, I've emailed him

I can't believe it, it's freaky as.. call me immature but, I don't think I'm ever going to be able to speak to the guy the same way again.