OK, maybe I'm just in a bad mood because of the Patriots game, or maybe I'm just in a bad mood period, but I've had it with certain TV commercials:
1) All Cadillac ads. If they don't stop using that shitty Led Zepplin song in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING AD, I'm going to their corporate headquarters with a trunkful of RPGs. How much money DID they spend on the rights to that song, anyway?
2) Any Subway ad featuring Jared Fogle. Look, I respect the fact that he lost so much weight...good for him. With that being said -- why is he the face of Subway? With all due respect, if I thought that eating Subway would turn me into a Jared clone, that would be a damn good reason to NOT eat there. He's an average-looking dude at best who has something not-quite-right about him.
3) McDonald's ads. I'M NOT LOVIN' IT. STFU already, and fuck your duvet cover too.
1) All Cadillac ads. If they don't stop using that shitty Led Zepplin song in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING AD, I'm going to their corporate headquarters with a trunkful of RPGs. How much money DID they spend on the rights to that song, anyway?
2) Any Subway ad featuring Jared Fogle. Look, I respect the fact that he lost so much weight...good for him. With that being said -- why is he the face of Subway? With all due respect, if I thought that eating Subway would turn me into a Jared clone, that would be a damn good reason to NOT eat there. He's an average-looking dude at best who has something not-quite-right about him.
3) McDonald's ads. I'M NOT LOVIN' IT. STFU already, and fuck your duvet cover too.