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[mitch1971]

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

If my main man Big J would've had Monster, he would've smote these fools:

 

[Spaceman292]

What do you think autism is, and is it connected to the idea of being stupid in your mind? Do you think it's proper to use it as an insult?

I said autistic AND stupid. Two separate things.

But yes I use it as an insult lmao

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

I'm autistic and stupid because Im not Christian and post these funny interactions with them? How Christian of you

I mean a good chunk of people in this forum are on the spectrum, we can recognize each other you know?

 

[GymWolf]

I wouldn't mind satan's juices going down my throat.

 

[GymWolf]

I mean a good chunk of people in this forum are on the spectrum, we can recognize each other you know?

I think that all the nerds owned a spectrum at a certain point of their life.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

 

[Windle Poons]

Did you know that santa is an anagram of satan?

 

[poppabk]

Did you know that santa is an anagram of satan?

Did you know that evil backwards is live. And God backwards is dog.
Makes you

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

I think that all the nerds owned a spectrum at a certain point of their life.

I have Spectrum internet...

 

[Windle Poons]

Did you know that evil backwards is live. And God backwards is dog.
Makes you

Ah but did you know evian backwards is naive?

Makes you wonder.

 

[BossLackey]

I've been addicted to this for too long.

THAT'S AMERICA'S DRINK RIGHT THERE.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

I was buying a monster and the guy in line behind me tells me "You know that's Satan's drink" I replied "I'm not too bothered, Satan has as much effect on my life as God, that is to say zero" he sheepishly replies "yeah"
Checkmate Christians

But which flavor did you buy? Maybe he just wanted you to go back and get this flavor instead:

 

[Lasha]

Many flavors of monster energy contain carminic acid. Carminic acid is derived from beetles. Consumption of anything derived from an insect other than locusts is Haram as any educated person knows. (Maliki scholars disagree but they are heretics). Ergo, the energy drink you were buying has a high chance of actually being Haram and effectively a drink of the devil.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

I like the taste of it, but once I drank a large can and felt my heart pound too hard.

 

[norm9]

I prefer watermelon redbull not sure what posessed me to get a monster

I like the blue can and the white can of red bull. Monster is just nasty and the can size is too aggressive for me to drink.

My local gas station stopped selling Coca-Cola with Coffee. That was great.

 

[Days like these...]

I like the blue can and the white can of red bull. Monster is just nasty and the can size is too aggressive for me to drink.

My local gas station stopped selling Coca-Cola with Coffee. That was great.

Coke with coffee was pretty vile imo.

 

[MudoSkills]

Of course this thread had to be you.

 

[Days like these...]

I mean a good chunk of people in this forum are on the spectrum, we can recognize each other you know?

Stupid possibly, autism no. I don't have autism I'm a recovering misanthrope but that's neither here nor there.

 

[OZ9000]

Coke with coffee was pretty vile imo.

The thought of mixing coke with coffee is vomit inducing.

 

[Bragr]

Weirdly enough I posted this video on here just recently

 

[DeepEnigma]

Monster is trash, along with Red Bull, Rockstar, etc.. Would rather drink Celsius when pressed for a pick me up.

Feels much, much more smooth and natural. Even over coffee.

 

[01011001]

Monster is trash, along with Red Bull, Rockstar, etc.. Would rather drink Celsius when pressed for a pick me up.

Feels much, much more smooth and natural. Even over coffee.

you can't just say Monster as if they only have a single version.

Monster Zero Ultra White is great for example.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

I was buying a monster and the guy in line behind me tells me "You know that's Satan's drink" I replied "I'm not too bothered, Satan has as much effect on my life as God, that is to say zero" he sheepishly replies "yeah"
Checkmate Christians

You could always buy Rockstar.

It's owned by the son and wife of crazy conservative radio talk show host Michael Savage.

 

[Chronicle]

You drink that toxic sweet slugde?

Yeah it's a bit satanic.

 

[Days like these...]

You drink that toxic sweet slugde?

Yeah it's a bit satanic.

The aussie lemonade one is not bad that's my go to monster

 

[RoboFu]

Did you know that santa is an anagram of satan?

Stana

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

You drink that toxic sweet slugde?

Yeah it's a bit satanic.

But is tasty