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[AlphaSnake]

Today was probably the 32nd time I've watched the movie. I've seen it so much that I know ever line in the movie, and even recite them sometimes when friends talk about girl issues. Seriously, every action in this movie is do damn true it's not even funny. I was watching the DVD with a few of my friends about 2 months ago. And it was about 2 minutes after Mike and Rob talked about "forgetting," pretending to forget and actually forget: "somehow they don't come back until you really don't care anymore." So true, because almost in succession, our cell phones all just went off one by one. First my best friend's...his ex of a year+ calls him. Then about 15 seconds later, mine; my ex of 3 months calls me. And then another friend of ours about a minute late; his on and off gf calls him.

It had to have been the most fucked up night of our lives. We swore that all three of them probably planned it somehow...but none of them know each other. Women are such scary beings; sometimes I'm frightened more of a woman than I am of anything else.

Anyways, back on topic. Swingers. It rocks.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

nicely done

 

[Warm Machine]

It truly does. Tao of Steve and Roger Dodger also tell the truth.

 

[Baconäger]

This thread is so money.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Trent: How'd you like Dorothy?
Mike: I don't know...The whole Judy Garland thing kind of turned me on. Does that makes me some kind of fag?

:lol :lol :lol

 

[BombScare]

how am i gonna kill this bunny.

 

[MetatronM]

"You're like a big bear!"

 

[element]

made is better

 

[Matlock]

made is better

Shut your filthy mouth.

 

[AlphaSnake]

"You're like a big bear!"

Mike: You're not just, like, fucking with me?

Trent: No, baby!

Sue: Honestly

Trent: You're money...

Sue: So fuckin money!

Trent: Now go over there and get those digits.

Sue: Money.

Trent: Now when you talk to her, I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie that everyone's pulling for. I want you to be the guy in the rated R movie who you're not sure if you like.

:lol

 

[Mike Works]

It's all about the Wayne Gretzky scene. As a kid who grew up playing that game... god, you knew the exact injury animation was coming, and then when it happened, and the result in the look on the guy's face when he realized what happened... beautiful.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Haha, the part about that scene that struck close to home was when Trent unpaused the game and did it. My older brother used to do that shit to me in Street Fighter 2 Turbo and we'd get into fights over it. Haha, but I loved how while Trent is holding Sue down, they're heckling the delivery guy pretending like they're gay:

Trent: Is he cute? Ask him if he'd stay for a cocktail!
Sue: ...Is he brown?

:lol

 

[etiolate]

Let us not forget 'House of Pain'

and

Mike : You shouldn't be sorry, you're a winner. I'm the fucking loser. I'm the one who should be sorry.
Trent : Baby don't talk that way.
Mike : Can we just go, please, can we go?
Trent : Baby look at me, look at me. You're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner tonight.
Mike : I want to leave.
Trent : You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins.

 

[BobbyRobby]

My favorite scene is Mikey calling up the girl many times in sucession after leaving the club.

The level of awkwardness is unreal.

 

[Pimpwerx]

Haha, the part about that scene that struck close to home was when Trent unpaused the game and did it. My older brother used to do that shit to me in Street Fighter 2 Turbo and we'd get into fights over it. Haha, but I loved how while Trent is holding Sue down, they're heckling the delivery guy pretending like they're gay:

Trent: Is he cute? Ask him if he'd stay for a cocktail!
Sue: ...Is he brown?

:lol

LOL! Yeah, I loved that NHL94 scene too. Old school gaming rocks. I didn't like this movie the first time I saw it, but it's grown on me since then. I think b/c I started doing the scene like that. I picked up the DVD earlier this year, and every now and then, I gotta pop it in and give it a watch to give me some confidence again. That movie gets me fired up to go out on the town. Vegas baby! VEGAS! :lol PEACE.

 

[Guzim]

The ending with the mother is genius.

 

[SlickWilly223]

Goddamn, I've never seen this movie... Maybe I'll go rent it tonight.

 

[Trevelyon]

Sue: You bitch! You bitch!

Mike: Sue, why is Gretzky on his ass again?

Trent: 'Cause Gretzky's a little bitch.

Sue: That's so bullshit! That's so bullshit!

Mike: You should play another team. The Kings suck in this game.

Sue: I took The Kings to the cup...

Trent: Against the computer with the offsides off

Sue: They're a finesse team

Trent: They're a fucking bitch team!!

Oh man! the NHL '94 scene was so money. :lol

 

[AlphaSnake]

I just found the script and read the whole thing. Oh God...my imagination is so vivid that it felt as if I was watching the movie. Weirdly enough, this script is missing a few lines and scenes were altered.

1) When Rob was telling Mike about Michelle and forgetting about her, he says the line "I love her to pieces, but fuck her man."

2) The diner scene, where Trent makes an ass out of himself after Mike scores Lorraine's number, was originally done inside of Mike's car as he was driving Sue and Trent home.

3) There was no mommy scene (finale). The script ends with Mike getting his phone call from Lorraine.

4) Other dialogue is missing, like when Mike walked Lorraine to her car and she offers him a ride to his car and he says "Actually, that's my hog over there..." The hog reference wasn't in the script.

5) During Vegas, when Trent is talking to Christy he tells her if she's fast with their two drinks that "this 50 cent chip is yours." In the script, he refers to it as a "kennedy." I don't think many people would've understood what a Kennedy is and why Mike began to call him an asshole for it.

And there was a bunch of other shit that I'm missing.

 

[sefskillz]

It truly does. Tao of Steve and Roger Dodger also tell the truth.

Rodger Dodger is hot, I rewatched it last weekend.

And to whoever said Made is better, I gotta disagree.. but you can't go wrong with Doyle as DP.

 

[MetatronM]

Sue: I took The Kings to the cup...

Trent: Against the computer with the offsides off

:lol :lol

I love the movie because there is so much truth in it.

 

[AlphaSnake]

I find it funny how I was laughing as much *reading* the script as I was watching the movie. Favreau is a genius.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Hahaha, I watched it again. Oh God this is the best movie ever.