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[Nobody_Important]

So it's nearly midnight here in Texas and I decided to take a walk before midnight so I can call a few family members to wish them a happy new year and I hear this being yelled out from the backyard of one of my neighbors.


"Toes or ass Dave! You have to choose one!"


Now I do not kink shame anyone for anything. Everybody should be able to get down with their bad self as long as everyone is a consenting adult that is operating within the bounds of the law. Your kinks are your business. I don't care. But walking down my street in that moment I cannot help but think that Dave was put into a bullshit situation! Surely one can have both toes and ass if they want them. Why should anyone have to limit their pleasures in such a way????



Full Disclosure

This is not a joke or a troll. I swear on my life this just happened on my walk and am now reporting it back to Gaf as I heard it. Some of this thread was in fact made while I was still walking lol


#JusticeForDave


EDIT: Also yes I have been drinking. It's New Years. Are you not?

 

[poppabk]

I'm just racking my brains trying to figure out what would precipitate such a dilemma. My best guess is where Dave was gonna aim his cum shot.

 

[Nobody_Important]

I'm just racking my brains trying to figure out what would precipitate such a dilemma. My best guess is where Dave was gonna aim his cum shot.

I have no fucking idea. I was literally trying to get my umbrella sorted (it's raining on and off here) and then I hear that yelled out of nowhere.


It had me thinking for the rest of my walk lol

 

[nush]

Tits or ass would make more sense, I feel eveyone involved on the Texas night had been drinking.

 

[Punished Miku]

whynotboth.gif

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

2022 is off to a great start around here.

(ass)

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

toes can be fun

 

[Nobody_Important]

toes can be fun

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

 

[Great Hair]

Toes and/or Nails for $1,000

PAUL usickfak!

Toes or Ass

 

[strange headache]

Good to see that the year is starting off with the important questions.
Happy New Year, to all of you!

May 2022 bring you lots of toes and/or asses.

 

[p_xavier]

Toes are disgusting. My feet are like hobbits'.

 

[Toots]

Dave’s partner knows ass to toes sucking is a big no-no

 

[kingwingin]

Suck toes or die trying

 

[IDKFA]

I remember my first drunk thread.

 

[Narasumas]

It’s NYE…Dave got weird….he went for the toes.

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[MastAndo]

Probably a hostage torture situation. Dave wouldn't talk and his captor was giving him an option of what he would chop off first. Tough choice.

 

[haxan7]

Maybe he was talking about pork. They were grilling some pigs feet and pork butt, but there wasn’t enough for everyone to have both. Dave’s friend was sassing him. He knew he wanted those feet.

 

[Insane Metal]

So, did you join it or...?

 

[*Nightwing]

That toe has got be be great to be on par with some ass in comparison… I’m just so curious but know I’m gonna regret researching this one

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[Taxexemption]

Obviously they were playing "would you rather" and Dave was trying to weasel out of giving an answer to which he'd lick. I would go with toes.

 

[Kev Kev]

i thought you were british...




or canadian...




possibly british canadian

 

[Ownage]

i thought you were british...




or canadian...




possibly british canadian