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[heavy liquid]

The Tom Cruise Crazy Train pulled into The View today. Unlike the Today Show, I missed today's performance. It seems like Cruise has trouble sitting on a couch these days, without having to jump around and go insane.

More of the madness here.

When asked to explain his recent antics, Cruise earnestly said, “I can’t restrain myself.”

Hey, look! Katie was hiding behind the couch the whole time! Awww...

In other news, it seems like Katie is no longer allowed to go to the bathroom by herself:

http://thebosh.com/archives/2005/07/keeping_an_eye.php

When Holmes accompanied Cruise to a recent taping of "The View," eyebrows were raised when she wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom alone. At one point, Cruise asked where the bathroom was and "took Katie with him into the men's room," an insider says. Later, when Holmes needed to go, "three Scientologists followed her in."

 

[Ninja Scooter]

it was a rerun. Now the WotW is out, the Cruise Crazy Train is gone...for now.

 

[mj1108]

Damn he must be brainwashing her.

 

[heavy liquid]

Oh, it was a rerun? Damn, I missed it the first time around, and the article failed to mention that. :lol He's still completely insane.

 

[impirius]

"Excuse me, guys... I've gotta go drop some atomic bombs in the volcano, if you know what I'm sayin"

 

[AssMan]

God, is Katie Holme's ugly. Come to think of it, all of Tom's women have been ugly: Kidman, that latin woman, and now Holmes. :lol

 

[ToxicAdam]

Nicole Kidman is stunning. You watch your mouth.


Tom Cruise is sooooo June of 2005. Time for a new crazy celeb.

 

[heavy liquid]

Mods, you can go ahead and lock this if you want. The article said nothing about this being a rerun.

 

[pollo]

I hate reading sh*t like this cause it just makes me enormously angry

 

[radioheadrule83]

As entertaining as Xenu, the souls trying to escape Earth and atomic bombs in Volcanoes are - hasn't Ron Hubbard said it's just a story? Like the Old Testament is formed of stories?

I honestly don't care if Tom Cruise is a scientologist - he's a talented guy and he seems very happy. For him, spending money on a religion-of-the-priviledged like Scientology seems to be doing him good.

I disagree with his single mindedness on the mind altering drugs issues, but then - I can disagree with shit loads of people every day without making a spectacle of it. The only reason anyone cares is because he's chosen what people perceive as an absurd alternative to Christianity and other religions. In my view, they're all pretty absurd.

 

[DarienA]

As entertaining as Xenu, the souls trying to escape Earth and atomic bombs in Volcanoes are - hasn't Ron Hubbard said it's just a story? Like the Old Testament is formed of stories?

Christians don't consider old testament stories to just be stories. As I understand it they consider them to be actual occurences. I have... mixed feelings on that issue....

 

[ohamsie]

Mods, you can go ahead and lock this if you want. The article said nothing about this being a rerun.

This is the first I've heard of it, might as well keep it open.

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

God, is Katie Holme's ugly. Come to think of it, all of Tom's women have been ugly: Kidman, that latin woman, and now Holmes. :lol

I'm guessing your username means that you love a man's ass?

 

[human5892]

The only reason anyone cares is because he's chosen what people perceive as an absurd alternative to Christianity and other religions. In my view, they're all pretty absurd.

Now you've done it

 

[The Faceless Master]

Now you've done it

but ... it's true ... !!!

 

[android]

God, is Katie Holme's ugly. Come to think of it, all of Tom's women have been ugly: Kidman, that latin woman, and now Holmes. :lol

I'll give you Cruz and to a certain extent Holmes but not Kidman

 

[RiZ III]

Kidman is a doll.... a doll id fuck.

 

[White Man]

As entertaining as Xenu, the souls trying to escape Earth and atomic bombs in Volcanoes are - hasn't Ron Hubbard said it's just a story? Like the Old Testament is formed of stories?

Scientologists aren't told the Xenu story until they reach OTIII. Before that, it's mostly Dianetics-style stuff. Once you get to OTIII, you're told the origin of thetans.

Interestingly enough, according to something I read this weekend, the Scientology Xenu/Thetans stories bear a striking similarity to old gnostic myths about souls falling to earth. I'd like to read those stories to see how much of a similarity there actually is.

 

[kablooey]

Scientologists aren't told the Xenu story until they reach OTIII. Before that, it's mostly Dianetics-style stuff. Once you get to OTIII, you're told the origin of thetans.

Interestingly enough, according to something I read this weekend, the Scientology Xenu/Thetans stories bear a striking similarity to old gnostic myths about souls falling to earth. I'd like to read those stories to see how much of a similarity there actually is.

They bear a striking similarity because L. Ron Hubbard is a blatent plagiarist. He took pieces of all sorts of different religions (Buddhism, Gnosticism, etc.) and incorporated them into Scientology.

 

[White Man]

They bear a striking similarity because L. Ron Hubbard is a blatent plagiarist. He took pieces of all sorts of different religions (Buddhism, Gnosticism, etc.) and incorporated them into Scientology.

I don't think you could validly use plagiarism when talking about religion. Every new religion takes the attractive elements of what was popular before.

JUDAISM AND CHRISTIANITY PLAGIARISED ZOROSTRIANISM OMG!

 

[Bob White]

Love me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Brian Fellows]

A thead about The View should always contain a pic of Elisabeth.

Which reminds me I still need to pick up season 2 of Survivor.

 

[Matlock]

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP! I'm Tom Cruise, bitch!

 

[Xenon]

People talking about Cruise has become much more annoying than any of Cruises actions. Even the freakin DJ on the rock station I listen to feels the need to talk about it.

who cares......

 

[AssMan]

I'm guessing your username means that you love a man's ass?

You're not very bright, are you? :lol

 

[Pack of Wild Rats]

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP! I'm Tom Cruise, bitch!

:lol :lol

 

[Dead]

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP! I'm Tom Cruise, bitch!

:lol :lol