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Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country

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impirius

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Just saw this on Countdown... I nearly lost it.

http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N06540712.htm

At a rally of cheering supporters in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, Bush made his usual pitch for limiting "frivolous lawsuits" that he said drive up the cost of health care and run doctors out of business.

But then he added, "We've got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
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I like bush and all, but... :lol
 
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MetatronM

Unconfirmed Member
:lol

I must say, if we did vote him out of office I would sure as hell miss stories like this.

Sadly, it seems like a very real possibility that we've got 4 more years of this.
 
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SKluck

Banned
I LUB SPECULUMS! ROCK!

WOO! Let me check out that yeast infection for you! Woooo!

That just doesn't work.
 
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drohne

hyperbolically metafictive
well, if you've ever wondered what was going through dubya's head as he mangled some speech, you now know: fetish porn. fetish porn was going through his head.
 
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Brannon

Member
...

There is nothing I can say that hasn't already been said these last four years, so I'm just going to say that this water I'm drinking; it's wet.
 
ScientificNinja

ScientificNinja

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dear dear dear... the stupidity of it all just doesn't hit you until you see the video and hear the words coming from his mouth...
 
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Triumph

Banned
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick. I'm sending that link to all my friends who say, "Well, Bush is bad, but Kerry..."

C'mon folks. Even I don't like him, but Kerry isn't functionally retarded. That's a HUGE plus when you're putting someone in charge of the Free World.
 
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Manabanana

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I read the quote and thought "No way." I saw the video and I'm still thinking "No way." I wish I could have seen the crowd's reaction to it, though.
 
Alcibiades

Alcibiades

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yeah, I got confused at first.

I though OBGYN was some sort of porn/naughty word or product (like "T&A" or something like a condem company or something), and that Bush had either said it or it sounded like he said it...

Then typed OBGYN in google, and it confirmed my other theory that it had something to do with women's doctors since healthcare was mentioned in the quote.

Pretty funny he would say that, I wonder how the crowd reacted.
 
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AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
HalfPastNoon said:
thanks to ant at OA:

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/atrios/bushlove.wmv

you can tell bush knows he's about to fuck up as he does his patented, "i'm about to fuck up my speech bad" pause...

:lol
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Holy shit, how do you even come up with a fuck-up like that? What parts of your mind come together to form a statement like that during a nationally-televised speech? You really couldn't think this stuff up beforehand if you tried.
 
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MetatronM

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:lol after watching that video, I really have no idea what he was going for there. I mean, he had the "fuck-up pause" but it didn't seem like he gave it much thought and it didn't seem like his normal fuck-ups where he stumbles through them. He said this with CONVICTION.

It's kinda like Peter Griffin's thought process on Family Guy:
*Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife. Don't say doing your wife.*
"Doing your....son?"
 
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Error Macro

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Funny, yes, but you have to know that he was probably thinking "care", "concern", etc. in his mind. It just didn't come out that way.
 
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cybamerc

Will start substantiating his hate
Error Macro said:
Funny, yes, but you have to know that he was probably thinking "care", "concern", etc. in his mind. It just didn't come out that way.
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Gee, ya think?!?
 
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Loki

Count of Concision
I was shocked when I recently downloaded a clip from ebaumsworld.com of Bush supposedly "drunk" and giving what appears to be an impromptu interview; much of it is your typical fare, but he actually uses the word "mundane" correctly, in a sentence, in an off-the-cuff response to a question posed. Needless to say that given his long history of malapropism, solecism, and other assorted -isms, I was utterly amazed. :D
 
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Loki

Count of Concision
Tre said:
Maybe he would be a better president if he spent his term drunk off his ass, then?
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You, sir, are an intellectual giant. Somebody get this man a cabinet position, stat! ;P


Seriously though, it really couldn't be any worse in terms of verbal gaffes now, could it? :D


EDIT: You could be like Ari Fleischer lite; you'd crouch behind Bush hidden beneath the podium when he gives a speech and furtively administer his "medicine" intravenously, which would consist of precisely 2 parts Jack Daniels to one part Diet Coke. The effects would be immediate, I would imagine. :p
 
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heavy liquid

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Haha! Stern played the clip about three times this morning. Unbelievable.

The "fool me once" clip is great, too. Right up there with the "peeance freeance" one.

Here's another good one I found recently:

Audio link

REPORTER 1: You're not going to Athens this week, are you?

BUSH: Athens, Texas?

REPORTER 1: Nope, the Olympics, in Greece.

BUSH: Oh, the Olympics? No, I'm not.

REPORTER 2: Have you been watching them?

BUSH: Oh, yeah, yeah, it's been exciting.

REPORTER 2: Any particular moment stand out?

BUSH: Umm -- particular moment? I like the -- let's see -- uhhhh -- Iraqi soccer. I liked -- I liked seeing the Afghan woman carrying the flag coming in. I loved, uhh -- you know, our gymnasts. I've been watching the swimming. I've seen a lot, yeah. Listen, thank you all.

-- Wow... Crawford, Texas, Aug. 23, 2004
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Poody

What program do you use to photoshop a picture?
for a moment there I thought it was will farrel doing a impersonation of him. :lol :lol :lol
 
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Poody

What program do you use to photoshop a picture?
HalfPastNoon said:
hahahah. :lol :lol

especially those pauses.

uhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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And the "I've seen a lot, yeah. Listen, thank you all"


:D :D :D :D ... :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
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xsarien

daedsiluap
darscot said:
How do you American guys laugh at this. I would be terrified that this retard is leading the polls.
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Laughing is all we have left, we're all well past the point of crying.

Anyway, this quote is definitely up there with "freeance peeance," but it's still no "Fool me once..."
 
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chimpychi

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"That's the man who's in charge of our safety? It... it boggles the mind."
bio_grimes.gif
 
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LuckyBrand

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i laugh, but not because it prevents me from crying.. its because he is a poor communicator often times, and thats fun to laugh at.. but i think he is one of the greatest presidents of all time.. funny you guys say stuff like "thats all we have left" like you speak for the entire american population, but the polls show 50/50% between bush/kerry right now, and a good % of those kerry voters dont hate bush either, they just prefer kerry.. so you are in a far minority when you say bush would make you cry.
 
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Incognito

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LuckyBrand said:
i laugh, but not because it prevents me from crying.. its because he is a poor communicator often times, and thats fun to laugh at.. but i think he is one of the greatest presidents of all time.. funny you guys say stuff like "thats all we have left" like you speak for the entire american population, but the polls show 50/50% between bush/kerry right now, and a good % of those kerry voters dont hate bush either, they just prefer kerry.. so you are in a far minority when you say bush would make you cry.
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:lol :lol

"greatest presidents of all time.."

how so?
 
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LuckyBrand

Banned
HalfPastNoon said:
:lol :lol

"greatest presidents of all time.."

how so?
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that would be a different thread, a different time.. i was just making a point that like 5 people in a row said something about "we laugh because it stops us from crying", and I wanted to give a different look on it, that maybe some people can laugh at someone they actually appreciate.

i xbox better than ps2, want me to explain that now too? or how about my favorite jeans?
 
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