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[Unspeakable Evil]

That's a very long ponytail

 

[UltraGunner]

Maxwell certainly is a bastard

 

[Soulflarz]

you're surprised that AMERICAN POLITICIANS wouldn't be easily bribed?

I was going to argue on this but then I remembered I live in Chicago :/

 

[aspiegamer]

Well, as long as it results in a larger total body count I guess I can't complain all that much...

How did Armin get here?

Heh.

 

[Grexeno]

I was going to argue on this but then I remembered I live in Chicago :/

All vampires. ALL OF THEM

 

[Schadenfreude]

Guys, seriously. I don't think those are KKK. Catholic preists wore those before the KKK ever did.

Connotation vs denotation.

 

[BassForever]

Haha yep it's about to become a 3 way fight, Vampire Nazis vs KKK Catholics vs Hellsing Organization

 

[Man God]

The Catholic Church never looks good in anime.

or videogames, most movies, real life, comics...

 

[foxuzamaki]

I really hope Hirano knew what those costumes meant... otherwise... yikes

Guys there are costumes like that in real life that have nothing to do with the KKK, if anything the KKK most likely copied it.

 

[Htown]

So wtf has Police Girl been doing this whole time?

Guys, seriously. I don't think those are KKK. Catholic preists wore those before the KKK ever did.

I agree, but the KKK is certainly what I thought of first.

 

[Grexeno]

or videogames, most movies, real life, comics...

Hellsing Abridged is just a 15-minute roast of the Catholic Church at times.

 

[lazybones18]

Jesus Christ :/

 

[Soulflarz]

All vampires. ALL OF THEM

For our tax dollars, sure! (Seriously, Chicago governors, get better)

 

[Imperial Bishop]

How did Armin get here?

Didn't you know?

He's a catholic pastor on his days off.

 

[ckohler]

Earliest commercial break ever?

 

[Zonic]

Look at all those helicopters that're transporting new bodies for Alucard to kill.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

I agree, but the KKK is certainly what I thought of first.

Same

 

[Doctor Decimate]

hey guys, are there spiders in The Evil Within?

 

[Dominican Power]

I thought this OVA was in HD? It doesn't look like it.

 

[Ultratech]

Look at all those helicopters that're transporting new bodies for Alucard to kill.

London's gonna be literally flooded with blood by the end of this mess I imagine.

 

[BatDan]

Hellsing Abridged is just a 15-minute roast of the Catholic Church at times.

"Honestly, if you're going to have a dick-fighting competition with a woman, you must have started out with the world's cruelest handicap... which I'm sure benefits the nine-year old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh, right! Generous donations from your followers to spread the word of God. All over his back."

 

[Crocodile]

We already had a scene of them bribing someone in the cruch with promise of immortal vampire powers if they helped Millenium, and we saw bribed officials in the British military, you're surprised that AMERICAN POLITICIANS wouldn't be just as easily bribed?

I figured they would be busy trying to topple England and maybe some other European countries before hitting the States. Taking the whole world on at the same time seems like a very bad idea logically.

 

[Crayolan]

Guys there are costumes like that in real life that have nothing to do with the KKK, if anything the KKK most likely copied it.

Yes, and the swastika isn't necessarily a Nazi symbol, but everyone knows people will immediately associate it with its negative connotation before its positive one.

 

[Soulflarz]

I dont watch bleach whatsoever but by saying one will die, isnt that a spoiler, since one is a protag?

 

[Regiruler]

What's the conversion rate of KKK army jobbers to an anderson? Hundred thousand to one?

 

[UltraGunner]

I figured they would be busy trying to topple England and maybe some other European countries before hitting the States. Taking the whole world on at the same time seems like a very bad idea logically.

They just want to see the world burn

 

[BatDan]

They just want to see the world burn

They just want... war.
The greatest war of all!

 

[BassForever]

I figured they would be busy trying to topple England and maybe some other European countries before hitting the States. Taking the whole world on at the same time seems like a very bad idea logically.

I mean that is the reason the Nazi's LOST WW2 by trying to take on too many different foes at the same time "it's like poetry so that they rhyme"

 

[Grexeno]

I figured they would be busy trying to topple England and maybe some other European countries before hitting the States. Taking the whole world on at the same time seems like a very bad idea logically.

As Nazis, it's only natural for them to overreach leading to their inevitable demise.

 

[Gucci Messiah]

I dont watch bleach whatsoever but by saying one will die, isnt that a spoiler, since one is a protag?

do you really think ichigo is going to die

 

[foxuzamaki]

Yes, and the swastika isn't necessarily a Nazi symbol, but everyone knows people will immediately associate it with its negative connotation before its positive one.

to be fair, KKK is almost strictly a American thing and especially when it comes to japan, probably not on their mind if at all.

 

[Man God]

I dont watch bleach whatsoever but by saying one will die, isnt that a spoiler, since one is a protag?

Even if Itsygo died it wouldn't matter. Most of his friends are dead.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

how much do you wanna bet that Kevin Spacey has like 20 minutes of screentime?

 

[lazybones18]

Kevin Spacey knows how to solve problems? Good enough for me. Day 1

 

[Moaradin]

Getting hard for me to stay up so I guess I'll catch up on this some other time. Later.

 

[aspiegamer]

Okay so I guess this series is trying to set a record number of bad-sounding affiliations and descriptions for the evildoers.

Bad guys? How about the Catholic Church? No? Genetic freaks controlled by the Church? Meh? Nazis. Not good enough? How about Nazi Vampires? Still no good? How about baby-eating Nazi Vampires? STILL not enough enough? How about we throw in some KKK-looking bastards that are an extension of the Church?

Unless another foe appears to spread ebola I don't know how many extra "bad things" they can add. This is fun.

 

[Soulflarz]

do you really think ichigo is going to die

No, hence doesnt that spoil that the other guy dies vs doing that anime thing of not dying after losing?

Even if Itsygo died it wouldn't matter. Most of his friends are dead.

Oh. Lol

 

[Grexeno]

how much do you wanna bet that Kevin Spacey has like 20 minutes of screentime?

I guarantee you Kevin Spacey is the villain.

 

[daveo42]

Nice to see you too Alucard.

 

[UltraGunner]

His urge to kill is powerful enough to propel that ship

 

[BassForever]

Alucard is getting a boner over this war

 

[Schadenfreude]

Welp, I didn't think he would mention the babies.

 

[Mik317]

time for more murderboners

 

[BatDan]

"Babies being burned to a crisp" and eaten

Alucard is loving this.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

I guarantee you Kevin Spacey is the villain.

hey, villains can have basically no screentime!

 

[Zonic]

About time Alucard returns.

STOP BUFFERING, DAMN IT.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

Nice voice filter, Alu.

 

[Soulflarz]

I guarantee you Kevin Spacey is the villain.

Doesnt make me want a game with Kevin Spacey less!

Thank God im broke. Its really helping me say no to it.

 

[daveo42]

Hellsing: The War Boner Saga

 

[ckohler]

So wtf has Police Girl been doing this whole time?

I'm curious too.