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[RedDwarf]

This is a little old, but I didn't see it in a search. (What's with "child forums" when I did a search?): "Search: Key Word(s): black, metal ; Forum: Off-Topic Discussion and child forums"

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

His fly's down. :lol

 

[belgurdo]

"Want some ice cream, little girl?"

 

[FoneBone]

:lol :lol :lol

Awesome.

 

[shoplifter]

One of my favs (bless the King's soul)

 

[moist]

pictures nothing


Immortal Videos are where it's at for black metal goodness.

 

[IJoel]

 

[robertsan21]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAN THAT IS SICK!!!

oh by the way it feels nice to not be banned anymore I AM BACK YESSSS

 

[Warm Machine]

 

[SaitoH]

His fly's down. :lol

He look like a wookie.

>_>

 

[android]

what is in the water in Northern Europe?

 

[robertsan21]

well there is something wrong with the water thats for sure!

or maybe its the thin air?

 

[gollumsluvslave]

Mortiis :-

:lol :lol :lol

 

[MrPing1000]

Ahh Mortiis he used to believe in a wierd gateway alternative dimension thing then he realised he was a fucking idiot. Of course he still is next on the agenda the nose! Parasite God roxxor though

 

[robertsan21]

mortis looks like somthing out of lord of the rings!

 

[FortNinety]

And this is exactly why I will never ever be able to truly get into rap.

 

[SD-Ness]

Scares me.

Thank god my favorite black metal band is "normal" - Opeth.

 

[tt_deeb]

Scares me.

Thank god my favorite black metal band is "normal" - Opeth.

Opeth is black metal? I always thought they were death? What the hecks the difference anyway. Either way I have to agree most metal is a joke.

 

[Meier]

Haha a metal head friend of mine sent me this link a few weeks ago. Funny shit.

 

[SD-Ness]

Opeth is black metal? I always thought they were death? What the hecks the difference anyway. Either way I have to agree most metal is a joke.

Eh, allmusic.com has them as both black and death. I don't even know the difference, hah, so whatever.

 

[Manabanana]

Why isn't this the Photoshop Thread?

 

[Eminem]

Opeth is black metal? I always thought they were death? What the hecks the difference anyway. Either way I have to agree most metal is a joke.

i've always thought they were death as well. but who cares...their softer stuff is so much better.
Benighted, for example, is wonderful

 

[moist]

The Drapery Falls owns you

 

[Tea Master]

Scares me.

Thank god my favorite black metal band is "normal" - Opeth.

LMAO, dude, Opeth isn't even close to black metal. If you were to post what you just said on a metal board, you would've been flamed to death.

 

[Manabanana]

LMAO, dude, Opeth isn't even close to black metal. If you were to post what you just said on a metal board, you would've been flamed to death.

"HAHA! My online metal friends would make fun of you!"

 

[tt_deeb]

"HAHA! My online metal friends would make fun of you!"

:lol :lol :lol \m/

 

[Jim Bowie]

"HAHA! My online metal friends would make fun of you!"

:lol:lol

Owned on a videogames message board on the internet.

 

[MaverickX9]

Ha. Love the cheerleader's skirt. Nothing says metal like a skirt.

 

[SD-Ness]

LMAO, dude, Opeth isn't even close to black metal. If you were to post what you just said on a metal board, you would've been flamed to death.

Riiight.

And just to back myself up: http://www.allmusic.com/

i've always thought they were death as well. but who cares...their softer stuff is so much better.
Benighted, for example, is wonderful

One of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard.

The Drapery Falls owns you

Likewise.

 

[White Man]

Not really Black Metal, but I always liked this pic:

Wait, maybe it was this one I liked:

 

[SecretSphere]

I wonder how Stratovarius would have sounded with her.

 

[moist]

 

[Gregory]

:lol

I love these stupid metal bands. We have a lame band called Dimmu Borgir that actually played in our national Eurovision competetion during a break in the show. They tried to be all tough with blood and whatnot but the audience just laughed at them.

It was embarrassing to watch.

 

[hXc_thugg]

Why do Black Metal guys try to dress like retarded Orcs? They even pose with wimpy Orc-esque weapons.

 

[impirius]

Wait, maybe it was this one I liked:

Mind did a triple-take there. Yikes.



Edit: vv Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Funky Papa]

While we are at it

http://submissions.newsfilter.org/uploads/1095video.wmv

WTF is that? :lol :lol

 

[moist]

We have a lame band called Dimmu Borgir that actually played in our national Eurovision competetion during a break in the show.

please kill yourself


Dimmu rocks


Edit:

To go along with the above video we have This Masterpiece

 

[Hitman]

While we are at it

http://submissions.newsfilter.org/uploads/1095video.wmv

WTF is that? :lol :lol

:lol

That vidoe is so bad. I could'nt stop laughing when they had just the guitarist in the frame and they kept switching from a scene of the guitarist in the woods to a scene of the guitarist in his mom's basement in sync with the music.

 

[White Man]

Cool. I found this picture of Bush at a Gorgoroth show. Hawt:

 

[ShadowRed]

Top 10 most ridiculous black metal pics





WTF there's not a black person to be seen in any of those pictures?

 

[The Interrobanger]

And this is exactly why I will never ever be able to truly get into rap.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Ronin]

 

[Tea Master]

Riiight.

And just to back myself up: http://www.allmusic.com/

Go listen to Darkthrone if you want to know what black metal is like. You think some online music store is gonna give you accurate descriptions? Plus, Akerfeldt (sp?) has said in an interview that Opeth is NOT black metal nor will they go black metal.

 

[Tea Master]

"HAHA! My online metal friends would make fun of you!"

I just stated the truth. I don't what you're implying about my online metal friends. I don't even have any online metal friends.

 

[Iceman]

Burger King employees REPRESENT!!

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Pic 1: "And, I, Black Takin, will even offer to anyone in attendance who thinks they can man up and take this belt from me, to wrestle in defense of my title of World Champion of the World Metal Wrestling Federation!"

Pic 2: "Umm, honey; two lawyers representing Gene Simmons and Kerry King are at the door. They're taking you to court."

 

[Ecrofirt]

I completely forgot this until today, but two of my friends made a band that makes fun of the craziness of black metal.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/6/analinfectionmusic.htm

Some of the songs are hilarious, and they're the exact reason why I don't listen to that shit. I don't know how anyone can.

 

[Ronin]

I completely forgot this until today, but two of my friends made a band that makes fun of the craziness of black metal.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/6/analinfectionmusic.htm

Some of the songs are hilarious, and they're the exact reason why I don't listen to that shit. I don't know how anyone can.

Awesome. :lol

 

[Un4]

Those are pretty bad :lol