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TotalVideoGames: Revolution announcement tomorrow

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Nothing happened Sunday night
Monday's bare and Tuesday too
Wednesday we're without a clue
It's Thursday megaton
 
BRING OUT YOUR OWLS!!!! <rings bell>

BRING OUT YOUR OWLS!!!! <rings bell>
 
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And here:......The first Sp**g News you can trust: No revolution announcement tomorrow.^^


(sp**ng.com)
Oh god, we’ve been jingoed… Self-loathing aside, ***** has watched the Internet games community with interest and amusement over the past few days. We have read ongoing speculation talking of a major announcement about to rock the world, originally slated for today, the fifth anniversary of the Game Boy Advance and GameCube showings of SpaceWorld 2000.

It even came to be known as “WednesdayTon!!11one!!11!”. Really. In some circles, it’s being changed to “ThursdayTon!!11!one1!!”

Here is what is actually happening. We contacted Nintendo today. There is no major hardware or software announcement going to made. There is, however, a party being held in London tomorrow. “We are inviting everyone along to have a drink and a mingle and learn all about our plans over the Christmas period. There will be a speech by NOE president Satoru Shibata but there will be no significant hardware or software announcements.”

So there you have it. Or don’t. Nintendo’s party will be Christmas-themed and sounds like a great deal of fun – We might even take photographs while we’re there and post them on Friday. But you won’t be finding out anything worthy of slapping Ton on the end of a word.

Shame really.
 
Matlock said:
Nothing happened Sunday night
Monday's bare and Tuesday too
Wednesday we're without a clue
It's Thursday megaton
:lol :lol :lol

Oh man I almost pissed myself when I saw this thread knowing what the reactions would be.
 
The time space continuum will tear apart if there is another THURSDAYTON! We can't let it happen! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! Quick, somebody hold Myamoto hostage until sunday! SUNDAYTON!
 
Believe. :(

THURSDAYTON COMETH, AND FANBOYS TREMBLE IN ITS WAKE.

Other 'TONs may come and depart this virtual coil, YET THURSDAYTON REMAINS.
 
Drinky Crow said:
Believe. :(

THURSDAYTON COMETH, AND FANBOYS TREMBLE IN ITS WAKE.

Other 'TONs may come and depart this virtual coil, YET THURSDAYTON REMAINS.

Drinky has completed the circle. The unholy Thursday rite has recommenced.

BELIEVE!!!!!!!
 
Drinky Crow said:
Believe. :(

THURSDAYTON COMETH, AND FANBOYS TREMBLE IN ITS WAKE.

Other 'TONs may come and depart this virtual coil, YET THURSDAYTON REMAINS.

Time ta de-archive the original and open it back up! ^_^
 
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"Come out, Aqua Teens, for we are MONDAYTON-TUESDAYTON-WEDNESDAYTON-THURSDAYTON-FRIDAYTON-SATURDAYTON-SUNDAYTON"

"MONDAYTON-TUES-"

"It's just one week. *sigh* Robots."
 
MetatronM said:
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"Come out, Aqua Teens, for we are MONDAYTON-TUESDAYTON-WEDNESDAYTON-THURSDAYTON-FRIDAYTON-SATURDAYTON-SUNDAYTON"

"MONDAYTON-TUES-"

"It's just one week. *sigh* Robots."
+1,000,000 for refrencing the best episode of Aqua-teen ever, and tying it into this. OMFG YOU RULE. :lol :lol :lol
 
Speevy said:
Ban me if there's a Revolution controller unveiling tomorrow.
Me too. It aint happening guys. As soon as you lable an event with a "-ton", even if it was going to happen, Nintendo will scratch their plans just because you did that.
 
Not again, bloody hell. Just don't think about it and let shit happen; if an announcement does happen then we can all be pleasantly surprised that something actually has been released for once. But for fucks sake, please don't make these useless threads until such a time does come.
 
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