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Truck Nuts: testicles for your car!

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http://www.truck-nuts.com/

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Well Hung Chassis.
Do you have the balls to drive down the road with your Truck Nuts.
These 9 inch balls really make a statement.
Let the other drivers know that you own the road.

These road tested testicles make any vehicle look cool.
Any brand name car, truck, hummer, or vehicle look fantastic
with a nice big set of balls riding down the road.

These Truck nuts are drop forged aluminum and powder coated to perfection.
They hang 9 inches and they can be hung with a piece of 8 gauge electrical wire
or our Truck Nuts hanger.

See the way to install them by clicking here.

Simply the best gift for that man or woman who has everything.
Great for a laugh when you are driving down the road. Get the attention and respect of the other motor vehicles.
These truck nuts look great on any ford nissan toyota hummer. get your nuts today. The greatest truck accessory on the planet.
 
from the same classy group of people who brought you naked lady mudflaps
 
Hmm..I guess I saw a pair on some dude's truck the other day. They were black. I was thinking, "Are those.. Is that..?", but passed it off as something else. I guess I was wrong.
 
I haven't seen these in person for a couple of months, but I have a Halloween mask in my trunk waiting for the next time I do.

I'm sure the guy with the 7 year olf No Fear sticker and the Toby Keith blasting from his truck will be surprised to see a fey looking man's mouth wrapped around his truck nuts.
 
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