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True Lies... the ultimate blend?

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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
Is True Lives the ultimate blend of action, humor, suspense, and drama?

I THINK SO!!!!!!

Seriously though, this movie rocks. It's so ahead of it's time... that scene with the Harrier shooting down the trucks on the bridge was some intense stuff, and there wasn't all that much CGI involved either.

And lest we forget the allstar cast. Fucking Charlton Heston with a patch on his eye leading a secret branch of the government directly involved with spies.

For those who disregarded my last sentence, let me state it again: Fucking Charlton Heston with a patch on his eye leading a secret branch of the government directly involved with spies. That's some cool shit.

Arnold, Jamie Lee, Eliza Dushku, Tom Arnold, Tia Carrere, Bill Paxton... I can go on forever baby. And Art Malik, the "lead terrorist"... this guy rules. What's he upto these days, anyway?



Who's with me on this one? If not for the reasons I listed, then the scene where Jamie Lee Curtis strips?

I for one, agree with myself. We need another movie like this one. We need more middle-eastern bad guys threatening to blow shit up. We need another Arnold who isn't the Rock or Vin Diesel. We need more bridges exploded. And most of all, we need more Harrier jets in our movies.




CAN I GET AN 'IAWTP'?!?!??!!
 
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Matlock

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YOU'RE FIRED
 
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Trakball

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It's a good movie. It made me want to fuck the living hell outta Jamie's hermaphrodite ass, and you know that's saying something
 
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Guzim

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Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
True Lies is one of my favorite popcorn flicks ever. Not only is it an awesome Ahnold action movie, it's also funny as hell. How often does a movie successfully combine great action and great comedy?

I mean, shit, Bill Paxton's character alone could have made the movie.
 
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demon said:
I mean, shit, Bill Paxton's character alone could have made the movie.
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Ass like a 10 year old boy....

WHAT A TEAM!
 
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TheOMan

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Is True Lives the ultimate blend of action, humor, suspense, and drama?

I THINK SO!!!!!!

Seriously though, this movie rocks. It's so ahead of it's time... that scene with the Harrier shooting down the trucks on the bridge was some intense stuff, and there wasn't all that much CGI involved either.

And lest we forget the allstar cast. Fucking Charlton Heston with a patch on his eye leading a secret branch of the government directly involved with spies.

For those who disregarded my last sentence, let me state it again: Fucking Charlton Heston with a patch on his eye leading a secret branch of the government directly involved with spies. That's some cool shit.

Arnold, Jamie Lee, Eliza Dushku, Tom Arnold, Tia Carrere, Bill Paxton... I can go on forever baby. And Art Malik, the "lead terrorist"... this guy rules. What's he upto these days, anyway?



Who's with me on this one? If not for the reasons I listed, then the scene where Jamie Lee Curtis strips?

I for one, agree with myself. We need another movie like this one. We need more middle-eastern bad guys threatening to blow shit up. We need another Arnold who isn't the Rock or Vin Diesel. We need more bridges exploded. And most of all, we need more Harrier jets in our movies.




CAN I GET AN 'IAWTP'?!?!??!!
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Hallelujah

I AM WITH THIS POST

I have been saying this for years - True Lies is where it's at! If there is ever a True Lies 2 and Governator-willing, there will be, I will be there opening night.

Harry Tasker is in the same league as Jack Bauer and John McClane - THERE I SAID IT

Badabing, you are a man of vision - I salute you.
 
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Pochacco

asking dangerous questions
True Lies is an example of THE PERFECT MOVIE.
Action, comedy, s3xy girls, cool gadgets, family values, harrier jets, funny car salesmen, OH MY GAWD!!!! Now that I think about it, it's one of my favorite movies.
 
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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
kaching said:
Wholeheartedly, IAWTP. Tom Arnold dodging bullets behind a lamppost is :lol
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Oh god, Tom Arnold's fat 20 inch ass dodging bullets behind a 5 inch lamp post is one of the best scenes in the movie.
 
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Screenboy

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Bill Paxton is really good in this movie, I love the scene where hes bragging to Arnold about the bird hes tapping at the minute (Jamie Lee - Arnolds Wife) then Arnold imagines smashing his face in.



:lol




-SB
 
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evil ways

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Screenboy said:
Bill Paxton is really good in this movie, I love the scene where hes bragging to Arnold about the bird hes tapping at the minute (Jamie Lee - Arnolds Wife) then Arnold imagines smashing his face in.



:lol




-SB
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She ain't got much of a face, but she's got a pair of titties that leave you begging for milk

:lol

I think it goes like that, and something about she being able to suck start a leaf blower.
 
Phoenix

Phoenix

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Where the freak is my sequel. People keep making all these half-ass action movies and crappy sequels (Terminator 3 I'm looking your way) yet no one is making a new True Lies? WTF!
 
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Particle Physicist

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Phoenix said:
Where the freak is my sequel. People keep making all these half-ass action movies and crappy sequels (Terminator 3 I'm looking your way) yet no one is making a new True Lies? WTF!
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it was put on hold once arnold became governor.. :(
 
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Matlock

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Gib : What are you talking about, I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm as clean as...
Harry : What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
Gib : You knew about that?
Harry : Uh-huh.
 
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Trakball

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SFA_AOK

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Sorry to say, I didn't like this film. Granted, I've not seen it in ages but when I saw it, I really didn't like it, I didn't like the way it felt split into 3 separate parts and thought it failed in trying to be funny.

This was sometime ago though so next time I get a chance to see it I'll watch it for you GAF.
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
"What kinds of cold bitch takes the ice cube tray?" :lol :lol :lol

"This guy is starting to crack me up..." *arnold glares at him* "oh, but we still gotta kill him."

Tom Arnold was great in that movie. He's been banking on that sequel since the first one was still in theaters.
 
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