Clearly, this was an email interview. These canned and sanitized responses are just death as far as being interesting, informative or in any way entertaining.
A perfect example of why as a videogame journalist you always, always, always want to get someone on the phone and never, ever agree to an email interview.
Half the time email interviews are written by PR people anyway.
And PR people... anyone who is boring IRL will come off twice as boring in an email interview, and jesus, this guy must be super boring in RL, because that interview was a snooze fest. He had zero business answering those questions. You'd think the guy had had some media training once upon a time... but apparently, not.