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TV Remotes: Usability Incarnate

Of all the lousy, miserable, nonsensical home entertainment paradigms to infect this industry, Nintendo had to pick the very nadir: the remote control.
 
xsarien said:
So things have come full circle and Nintendo's bringing some CD-i stuff to their machines?
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oh shit, you started it

Remember how we had 2392038089304034302 Virtual Boy jokes when we first saw the DS? You just started that for the Revolution. Thanks.
 
skip, my parents shit their pants any time they come within 5 feet of a TV remote. Most folks outside of gaming consider them fundamentally unusable -- mostly due to the vast swaths of opaquely labeled buttons. The Rev controller may not have as many buttons, but nobody REALLY associates a remote with usability; just convenience and/or necessity.
 
Quoting a friend of mine:

Toji: The first thing I did when I bought the PS2 DVD remote was play Castlevania: Symphony of the Night with it.
Toji: I fail to see how this is revolutionary!
 
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

This has been one of the most entertaining nights in GAF history.

Seriously, don't mock it until you try it.
 
Drinky Crow said:
The Rev controller may not have as many buttons, but nobody REALLY associates a remote with usability; just convenience and/or necessity.
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For clarification..
Dictionary.com said:
con·ven·ience n. The quality of being suitable to one's comfort, purposes, or needs
usa·bili·ty n. Fit for use; convenient to use
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Last time I checked, my remote didn't change the channel by flicking the whole thing left or right.


In the words of the clerk from Dumb and Dumberer:


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......




........ SUCK IT!
 
Cant another admin punish you like you guys do with every other trolling user over here?

this is just stupid
 
You know, this just seals the deal on Drinky "one console future". It's definitely not gonna happen soon.
 
Timen said:
Cant another admin punish you like you guys do with every other trolling user over here?

this is just stupid
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I concur. This would not pass on any other board.

Drinky, I offer you a challenge. You seem to think that a lot of people here value your input. I say we vote. If the majority votes in your favour, I think you'll have earned the right to continue your trolling. Otherwise, you're gone. removed as an admin and IP banned.

Seriously, if you're doing something more than just attention whoring, this would prove it.
 
Raoul Duke said:
THWARTED BY REMOTE CONTROL
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believe?


civilstrife said:
Drinky, I offer you a challenge. You seem to think that a lot of people here value your input. I say we vote. If the majority votes in your favour, I think you'll have earned the right to continue your trolling. Otherwise, you're gone. removed as an admin and IP banned.

Seriously, if you're doing something more than just attention whoring, this would prove it.
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Don't make me swing my tv remote (actually a stun-stick thanks to the POWER OF MY IMAGINATION) at you
 
civilstrife said:
I concur. This would not pass on any other board.

Drinky, I offer you a challenge. You seem to think that a lot of people here value your input. I say we vote. If the majority votes in your favour, I think you'll have earned the right to continue your trolling. Otherwise, you're gone. removed as an admin and IP banned.

Seriously, if you're doing something more than just attention whoring, this would prove it.
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This is gonna work about as well as tetsuo demanding that I be banned in the OT. :lol :lol :lol

Guess what boys? Tuco still runs this show.
 
civilstrife said:
I concur. This would not pass on any other board.
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No real offense, but then go to the other board. This is GAF. It's got its own quirks and Drinky is one of them. He's friends in real life with several of the other admin/mods here so your little 'LETS BAN DRINKY' vote will never come to pass.

If you don't agree with him, at least enjoy that he does it with such aplomb.

If you do, well then.. just watch the fireworks because it's often like the pied piper.

Also.. This Revolution sucks.
 
civil, here's what's totally gonna flip your burger, buddy:

I -- me -- don't care! HOLY NO WAY WTF. I'm not here to be an avatar of fair-mindedness, nor a bastion of intelligent argument, nor even an even-keeled buddy-buddy poster. I'm here to be ME, I got the power to do as I like, and YOU HAFTA FUCKIN' DEAL. I hold all the chips, and all you have is a fake credit card from Whiners Bank of Wahmerica -- and I ain't lookin' to sell.

NO WAY THAT'S NOT FAIR

Nope, nope it isn't. I'm here because the other mods like me -- apparently a lot, given my snotty attitude -- and as long as that's cool, I'm gonna raise the roof and kick all your little tushes around the block with my mean ol' tirades and snarky sense of ego-fueled holier-than-thou superiority. I won't ban you for hating me, though! Rock on!
 
civilstrife said:
I concur. This would not pass on any other board.

Drinky, I offer you a challenge. You seem to think that a lot of people here value your input. I say we vote. If the majority votes in your favour, I think you'll have earned the right to continue your trolling. Otherwise, you're gone. removed as an admin and IP banned.

Seriously, if you're doing something more than just attention whoring, this would prove it.
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Or just put him on your ignore list. He isn't going anywhere, no matter how asinine he can get.

Shit, on this issue, at least, part of me is with him. If even in jest.
 
Drinky Crow said:
civil, here's what's totally gonna flip your burger, buddy:

I -- me -- don't care! HOLY NO WAY WTF. I'm not here to be an avatar of fair-mindedness, nor a bastion of intelligent argument, nor even an even-keeled buddy-buddy poster. I'm here to be ME, I got the power to do as I like, and YOU HAFTA FUCKIN' DEAL. I hold all the chips, and all you have is a fake credit card from Whiners Bank of Wahmerica -- and I ain't lookin' to sell.

NO WAY THAT'S NOT FAIR

Nope, nope it isn't. I'm here because the other mods like me -- apparently a lot, given my snotty attitude -- and as long as that's cool, I'm gonna raise the roof and kick all your little tushes around the block with my mean ol' tirades and snarky sense of ego-fueled holier-than-thou superiority. I won't ban you for hating me, though! Rock on!
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Oh, I don't hate you. I just like decent, level headed conversation.

Although, I must say, I think you have swayed my opinion. You're right. It is fun to ruffle someone's feathers.
 
Drinky Crow said:
That's the spirit!

(also, you can't put me on your ignore list. that's why I dig bein' an admin!)
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... Or you can just let it all go and have fun with him. VIDOEO GAMS R FUN! NUMCHUCK CONTRLLRS 4VER!
 
There there Drinky. I know your Nintendo-fanheart breaks.
Do not dispair. You'll learn to love it eventually.

Seriously though, you should do a big write up on your true feelings. It'll be entertaining and informative.
 
Sadly, I find myself more irritated with the DS now than when it was announced, largely because they keep tainting perfectly good games like Castlevania with stylus gimmickry. :(
 
Ninty wasn't like the other kids - Remote Control!

nongamers mattered, nothing else did - Remote Control!

girls liked dogs, but Drinks said no - Remote Control!

DrGAKMAN's Wand at Tokyo Game Show - Remote Control!
 
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