Twitch Plays Pokemon Fire Red Randomizer: Return to the Land of Ghost Lorelei

Guys, we need to stop making lame references concerning Misty. It's literally the worst part of the TPP subculture.

But you just...

Well, it is interesting that such a banal phrase would stick around for so long. Though I must admit I found it amusing... at first. Then it became tedious and distasteful, particularly during the Gen 2 run.
 
My favourite lore for this run is definitely:

Long ago in a distant land, I, Bill, the unstoppable master of the PC, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish Pokemon trainer commanding a bloody Marill stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung her into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Bill.
 
But you just...

Well, it is interesting that such a banal phrase would stick around for so long. Though I must admit I found it amusing... at first. Then it became tedious and distasteful, particularly during the Gen 2 run.

Gen 2 was bad due to the innuendo that got thrown in there, along with replacing BEAT, with MILK and FIST

Doesn't look like chat's doing it so far. Right now, I would say "TEH URN" is the saying that gets thrown around occasionally
 
I like that, but I still prefer the theory that A is on an Oddish acid trip. It's the only thing that explains all the hilarious weirdness.

I like to think that A's little time travel raptured the space time continuum, creating the randomization.

But A being high is fine too.
 
My favourite lore for this run is definitely:
Gee, I wonder where I've heard that one before.
FUCK YES FIRST EDITION MACHAMP INCOMING

GET READY FOR THAT CROSS CHOP

Long ago in a distant land called Hoenn, I, Bill, the master of the PC, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But, a foolish Pokemon trainer wielding a team of warriors stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung her into the future, where my chaos is law! Now the fool wishes to return to the past and undo the furture that is Bill!
 
Gee, I wonder where I've heard that one before.

It's all over reddit? If you came up with that, it's either a case of geniuses think alike, or there's a reddit user somewhere you should be getting cross at. :p
 
Gee, I wonder where I've heard that one before.

Gee, I wonder where I've heard that one before

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
 
It's all over reddit? If you came up with that, it's either a case of geniuses think alike, or there's a reddit user somewhere you should be getting cross at. :p
I'm guessing we both just came up with the same reference.

I miss Samurai Jack.
 
I love how the fear of the pc and getting stuck with a garbage party is now so strong that the chat would once again rather white out to heal then try more than twice to heal properly.
 
Just caught up, seems weird that we have so many Pokemon in the PC and there doesn't seem to be much of a struggle to get them out. Which is good I guess.

Edit: Holy shit I'm glad we didn't catch Eevee. We should learn from our mistakes!
 
Those two moves (Cosmic Power and Yawn, that's awesome) alongside any attack move have tons of potential.

GDocs is telling me Cosmic Power, Yawn, Weather Ball, Psywave, and Own Tempo. On a 'compatable with Twitch Plays Pokemon' scale that's like an 8 out of 10
Regardless, it could never get around to attacking before fainting despite many attempts. If the first slot contained an attacking move, it might be viable, but as long as select and democracy are disabled(preventing us from switching move order without some kind of miracle), it would never live long enough to be useful.
 
Just caught up, seems weird that we have so many Pokemon in the PC and there doesn't seem to be much of a struggle to get them out. Which is good I guess.

Edit: Holy shit I'm glad we didn't catch Eevee. We should learn from our mistakes!

Getting Eevee was only dumb because we had to use the PC when we failed to evolve it to Vaporeon. Doesn't mean all Eevee are dumb decisions. Espeon served us well in Gen 2, after all. And we do have a Thunderstone now so... Too bad we don't have any balls.
 
Someone never watched Crystal
Burrito during E4 was ike our Annie, sweeping 2 and 1/2 members by himself

You're right, after Red I lost interest, re-gaining it again when we hit the E4 in Emerald, found it interesting to see the team progress so much over the next week.

Getting Eevee was only dumb because we had to use the PC when we failed to evolve it to Vaporeon. Doesn't mean all Eevee are dumb decisions. Espeon served us well in Gen 2, after all. And we do have a Thunderstone now so... Too bad we don't have any balls.

Yeah I get that, just y'know, superstition and all that. Returning to Kanto where Eevee screwed us over last time. The chat went mental because fuck the False Prophet.

Randomized runs are a lot more interesting, I can see myself following this one like I did with Red the first time.
 
FUCK YEAH SANDSLASH!

Sandslash is one of my favorite pokemon from RBY. We couldn't possibly get one in TPP Red, but now we lucked into one already on the team. Fuckin rad.
 
Wut...it's real.
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