Lambda Pie
Banned
look at that goddamn trio of scraps.
main event is amazing. "Notorious" Nick Newell is a one armed warrior:
WSOF, the bastion of progressiveness in MMA sports entertainment, rewards his undefeated record with a title shot. amazing story. can he win? fuck no, have you seen Justin Gaethje before? but the possibility it might happen is fascinating. if he wins, you just might get a second MMA boom from the publicity. if he loses, a goddamn one armed man was fucked up by a fully bodied fella. backlash will send this sport back to bootleg VHS's being sold on Craigslist.
then you have Fitch (he's still alive) vs the one and only, the man who made Matt Hughes humble, Dennis Hallman. how the fuck you beat Hughes twice and lose to Twinkle Toes twice is beyond me.
JZ!!! while you marks were watching fixed Pride, Lambda was watching real HERO'S. Sefo ko'ing Min Soo Kim, the rise of the Janitor, Hideo Tokoro and his legendary battles with Black Mamba and Ken Kaneko. JZ is a HERO'S legend, won the LW tournament twice. Melvin is Melvin. UFC reject, Simon Phoenix cosplayer.
July 5th, brehs. 21:00 UK time, 16:00 East Coast, 13:00 West Coast on NBC. regular NBC, not NBC Sports. be there or be square.
onto what you came for...
Weidman (c) vs Machida
who's Chris Weidman? i dunno. i saw him beat Anderson Silva. then he disappeared. then i saw him beat Anderson Silva again. then he disappeared again. now he's back. UFC has completely failed to capitalize and turn into a draw. i dunno what he looks like without looking at a pic first. i can't even remember what he sounds like. but here he is, the All-American. even his nickname is lazy. but i know i can count on Chris Weidman for one thing: dick Machida around. finish him. get rid of the plague on the sport of MMA that his Machida. let him fuck off to Japan and do daily 50 men kumites under the watchful eyes of Francisco Filho, Glaube Feitosa and Ewerton Teixeira.
Rousey (c) vs Davis
Rousey is the exact opposite of Weidman. protected and promoted, she's the only remaining draw in MMA. total squash match. i don't mind, Canada gave us Chris Jericho and SARS, screw them. poor Alexis. but hey, as long as she puts up a good show, helps put Rousey over, she'll keep a nice paycheck and a job.
Struve vs Mitrione
man, remember when some mark said there was "no way" Hunt could beat Struve and even accepted a "loser leaves town" bet? good times. Mitrione should have this one easy. Struve is a glass jaw, a bootleg Semmy Schilt without the ground game, striking, chin, cardio, technique, etc.
Hall vs Santos
remember when Uriah Hall was good? yeah, me neither.
Brimage vs Doane
goddamn, how is this in the PPV instead of Faber vs Leeroy?
Code:
Preliminary card (Fox Sports 1)
Bantamweight Urijah Faber vs. Alex Caceres
Welterweight Kenny Robertson vs. Ildemar Alcantara
Middleweight Chris Camozzi vs. Bruno Santos
Bantamweight George Roop vs. Rob Font
Preliminary card (UFC Fight Pass)
Middleweight Luke Zachrich vs. Guilherme Vasconcelos
Middleweight Kevin Casey vs. Bubba Bush
DON FRYE'S PREDICTION CORNER:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnHrXMkprZ4
a minute of silence for unjust dismissal of the greatest American hero to ever step inside the cage, the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour. he's the women's pet, the men's regret. what you see is what you get. and what you don't see is better yet.
Chael "Hero" Sonnen:
see you soon, friend.