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[TheMan]

I would bet 99 percent of posed photos like this of celebrities are "altered" in some way. Seems really weird to make a big deal out of this.

 

[SmokedMeat]

Better in the sack too. I'd bet money on it.

 

[YCoCg]

I would bet 99 percent of posed photos like this of celebrities are "altered" in some way. Seems really weird to make a big deal out of this.

No one is complaining the photo is edited that way, they're bringing it up because the woman in the photo vanished and hasn't been seen by the public for weeks, and the first photo released of her is a heavily edited one, that's why a fuss is being made.

 

[DeafTourette]

Highly disagree.

Meghan looks better physically, which is why SHE'S a milf. Curves over stick figure.

 

[nush]

Meghan looks better physically, which is why SHE'S a milf. Curves over stick figure.

There's nudes of them both, you're wrong.

 

[SmokedMeat]

There's nudes of them both, you're wrong.

Don't need to see doctored "nudes" to see Kate's scrawny.

 

[Ristifer]

No doubt Kate is more of a demon in bed. Markle looks like she would cry in the middle because she missed her favourite television program.

 

[jason10mm]

Looks like they're going to have to have an oil wrestling match to decide the winner.

Kate can tag in Pippa. Who is Megan's hottest bff?

 

[SmokedMeat]

Kate can tag in Pippa. Who is Megan's hottest bff?

No idea. Bring in one of the hotties from Deal or No Deal!

 

[Days like these...]

WTF is going on here?

This photo is shopped other is original. Psy ops, flat earth

 

[Ozriel]

Meghan looks better physically, which is why SHE'S a milf. Curves over stick figure.

Facially too. Not even close.

 

[Days like these...]

No doubt Kate is more of a demon in bed. Markle looks like she would cry in the middle because she missed her favourite television program.

Don't count Markle out she's a covert narcissist and how do you think they get their claws in you? I speaking from experience.

 

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[SJRB]

Has anyone even seen this lady irl the last couple of months? She's dead, isn't she.

 

[SmokedMeat]

No doubt Kate is more of a demon in bed. Markle looks like she would cry in the middle because she missed her favourite television program.

Oh please. William makes an appointment to see Kate in his bedroom. If she doesn't have a headache, then it's straight to missionary and done.

Any demon she had was exorcised the moment she became a royal.

 

[Ristifer]

Oh please. William makes an appointment to see Kate in his bedroom. If she doesn't have a headache, then it's straight to missionary and done.

Any demon she had was exorcised the moment she became a royal.

So, you're saying I'd have to make an appointment to de-royal her?

I'm even more enticed now than I was before.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Has anyone even seen this lady irl the last couple of months? She's dead, isn't she.

LOL. Assuming the twitter person's comparison pics are legit (it sure looks like it), that makes the situation even funnier.

Heck, Kate probably wasnt even there. A sub in did it. Or she looked like crap and she photoshopped her Vogue pic in.

How sketchy can you get. This is bottom of the barrel bait and switch like online dating sites where people use tons of filters or put up a pic from 5 years ago.

All because she had to get out a UK Mother's Day pic to the masses. Be genuine, not a retard.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Oh please. William makes an appointment to see Kate in his bedroom. If she doesn't have a headache, then it's straight to missionary and done.

Any demon she had was exorcised the moment she became a royal.

She had 3 kids in 6 years, ask anyone and they will tell you either she or William is a demon in bed.

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

She had 3 kids in 6 years, ask anyone and they will tell you either she or William is a demon in bed.

I second this. We had 3 kids in 5 years. We fucked like rabbits. You don't have that much sex if it's bad.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

By the way, if the Vogue cover is true, that cover was done in 2016. They used an 8 year old pic.

 

[Ownage]

Edited.

 

[YCoCg]

Rumor has it Willie has a side piece

Ahhh just like his old dad, runs in the family.

 

[Days like these...]

I second this. We had 3 kids in 5 years. We fucked like rabbits. You don't have that much sex if it's bad.

You don't have to fuck alot to have kids. I have 2 and it was one and done each time.

 

[Days like these...]

Rumor has it Willie has a side piece: Rose Hanbury. Turns out she's a friend of his wife.

Why are mistresses never as good looking as the wife?

That's a bad pic. Mistresses generally don't give you a bunch of shit it's not really about looks.

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

You don't have to fuck alot to have kids. I have 2 and it was one and done each time.

I'm sorry for you.

 

[newtypepilot]

Rumor has it Willie has a side piece

They are royalty. It's a given they will have numerous side pieces. Women literally throw themselves at them.

 

[Ownage]

That's a bad pic. Mistresses generally don't give you a bunch of shit it's not really about looks.

Good point.

Follow-up question: do you make your side piece your wife? If yes, does the cycle begin again?

 

[nush]

do you make your side piece your wife?

Bad idea, she's got the dirt on you. Ditch her along with the ex wife.

 

[jason10mm]

They are royalty. It's a given they will have numerous side pieces. Women literally throw themselves at them.

This is why marriage was INVENTED in the first place, so folks would which of the kings many offspring where the legitimate ones

 

[jshackles]

Sorry Mario UK, but your princess is in another castle dead

 

[Days like these...]

I'm sorry for you.

Why? I wanted 2 I had 2 they weren't "accidents". Sorry if you have weak seed.

 

[N0S]

They are royalty. It's a given they will have numerous side pieces. Women literally throw themselves at them.

How

 

[apocaliptic]

I second this. We had 3 kids in 5 years. We fucked like rabbits. You don't have that much sex if it's bad.

So you fucked 3 times in 5 years

 

[Billbofet]

How

He is the goat.
Like, he actually looks like a goat.

 

[DeafTourette]

Has anyone even seen this lady irl the last couple of months? She's dead, isn't she.

This is scary ... Makes you wonder if she's in ill health or whatnot. After that Netflix show, the royal family is not above some subterfuge to fool the public

 

[newtypepilot]

How

 

[Esca]

This all seems silly but I truly do hope she is doing well

 

[Aesius]

How

Dude had one of the biggest looks drop offs in history. Male pattern baldness is cruel.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Why is this news? Since when are heavily altered celebrity photo's a new phenomena? What am I missing here???

Edit: This is only gonna get worse with AI isn't it? I feel like this is a prime example of people being paranoid out the wazoo for something that's been the norm since the 90's. The fact she's getting called out for using some guassian blur here and there is hilariously pathetic. I can't imagine voluntarily sacrificing my time for something so unimportant.

It's pathetic and says everything about our media class that this is elevated to the top story and looks to remain there for longer.

The BBC also making a big deal about the Oscars for some reason when no one gives a flying fuck.

Meanwhile someone was stabbed to death and murdered in a place not far from me today and it's not as important as this photoshop and the Oscars apparently. Nor is most violent crime.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Rumor has it Willie has a side piece: Rose Hanbury. Turns out she's a friend of his wife.

Why are mistresses never as good looking as the wife?

They try harder. And like my old boss always said: "when you turn them upside down, they all look the same..."

 

[Ownage]

It's pathetic and says everything about our media class that this is elevated to the top story and looks to remain there for longer.

The BBC also making a big deal about the Oscars for some reason when no one gives a flying fuck.

Meanwhile someone was stabbed to death and murdered in a place not far from me today and it's not as important as this photoshop and the Oscars apparently. Nor is most violent crime.

Smokescreen for failing economy and social strife.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Dude had one of the biggest looks drop offs in history. Male pattern baldness is cruel.

He can always do Jason Statham but chooses not to, no pity whatsoever.

 

[Toons]

She's a mega milf thoough.

Really?

Looks mid af to me. But different strokes i guess

 

[Chittagong]

The idea of her royal hotness herself firing away in Photoshop with zero skill has me in stitches

But I am worried for her

 

[Days like these...]

She ded

 

[StreetsofBeige]

The idea of her royal hotness herself firing away in Photoshop with zero skill has me in stitches

But I am worried for her

Never underestimate what the powerful combination of social media (image and PR) + meeting upload deadlines (UK Mothers Day) + scheming hoping nobody notices (photoshop fakery) can do to a person.

 

[phaedrus]

Dude had one of the biggest looks drop offs in history. Male pattern baldness is cruel.

 

[ADiTAR]

While strange, the Crown did say she'll be back in public around easter, that's in a month...

I wanna be optimistic and less conspiratorial.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

They are royalty. It's a given they will have numerous side pieces. Women literally throw themselves at them.

Same way 20-year olds throw themselves at short, fat and bold rich guys.

Here you have the royal D. as a bonus.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Why are mistresses never as good looking as the wife?

I am sure she has other qualities e.g.