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[Matlock]

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/DVDRumorResponse-07.27.05.htm

Ever since the Ultimate Warrior, every talent there has ever been has tried to replicate the one trait that made the Ultimate Warrior the Ultimate Warrior, makes the Ultimate Warrior standout from all other personas even today.

:lol

 

[themadcowtipper]

you gotta love when UW rants, and talks about himself...

 

[Guzim]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[BorkBork]

Ultimate Warrior is stealing my bit, George is getting UPSET!

 

[Shinobi]

Ah, the headgames, Vince, you can’t go without playing. It seems that you are maybe sitting on the fence. ‘If Warrior agrees to be involved, we will do this -- if not, we will do that.’ You know, whenever I sit on the fence my balls hurt. You, Vince, used to brag, back in your more independent and more creative days, that you were a guy with three balls. After all these years, though, it’s really disappointing to see that you’ve only become more juvenile and childlike. It’s quite obvious, shrivel by shrivel, you’ve lost your balls altogether. So I know you can’t be in any pain straddling that fence.







You once told great stories, Vince. What happened to you? WWE's creative direction today simply tells people that it is a company filled with perverts and exhibitionists who are derangingly starved for genuine human interaction. Social misfits stimulated and inspired only by ideas they can see through peepholes. The only thing really left to do to push your overmasturbated, seedy creative envelope more open, since you obviously intend to keep beating limp meat, would be for you to actually televise the fucking you’ve been doing to so many over just as many years. Just as you worked so hard to do, you are now surrounded by ass-licking sycophants and mostly slavish, non-thinking, sunken chest talent, but the consequence is that you are burnt out, slow and stuck, have no new ideas and would have a heart attack if true passion, real manliness and legitimate challenge walked into one of the pyrogenic-laden arenas you use to entertain your equally passionless, mindless and sycophantic audiences.







The failure that eats away at you the most, Vince? Sadly, it’s not the missed opportunity as it should be. No, it is that you don’t OWN me like you do all the others. That you never emasculated me, turned my balls into squirrel nuts like you’ve done to all the others.

And, Vince -- you never will. This Warrior won’t crawl.






In this DVD you should just let Ultimate Warrior be what he, in truth, was. Incredibly positive and one of a kind. He captured something unique in people and the bond that was built is unbreakable. Pursuing the negative will never, ever change that. Of course, if this wisdom doesn’t work for you, Vince, we can just stick with you making an ass of yourself, and kissing mine. While you are down there notice, again, the real balls.

Good Bye, Vince

Warrior

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Kabuki Waq]

:lol :lol

 

[bishoptl]

While you are down there notice, again, the real balls.

:lol :lol :lol

I need to find a way to work that phrase into casual conversation this weekend.

 

[radrelic]

You piggybacked on the degenerative cultural turn, you didn’t create it. And you rode that jackass hard, but like all that comes and goes in cycles, the provocative and risqué you so depended on has reached its spent end. Literally, there are no more tiny, little adolescent boners to exploit. All the loads have been blown.

:lol :lol

 

[themadcowtipper]

AM I the only one to picture the UW dressed up in his ring attire from the 80's while he typed that rant up on his computer...

UW should have his own Radio show .....I would listen....

 

[StarscreamLSU]

AM I the only one to picture the UW dressed up in his ring attire from the 80's while he typed that rant up on his computer...

Nah, I was picturing that too. I can also picture him shaking the keyboard wildly when he got excited.

 

[shuri]

ou piggybacked on the degenerative cultural turn, you didn’t create it. And you rode that jackass hard, but like all that comes and goes in cycles, the provocative and risqué you so depended on has reached its spent end. Literally, there are no more tiny, little adolescent boners to exploit. All the loads have been blown.

As a casual, random watcher of wrestling (aka I tune in for 10 minutes when I see its on), I must say he's right here

 

[Jim Bowie]

I must say, the image of Batista tying shoelaces around his arms and talking to his hands makes me chuckle quite a bit.

 

[J2 Cool]

:lol :lol :lol :lol This is so frickin' awesome!

 

[TheDuce22]

Ultimate Warrior is awesome. I bet even in casual conversation he sounds like hes doing a wrestling promo.

 

[Alex Anderson]

My favorite part is in his letter to Vince where he proclaims how awesome he is.

It's funny, I remember when you told me a long time ago that "Ultimate Warrior is a legend only in your mind, no one else's." Back then, you were probably more right than you were wrong. Today, though, all these years later, the negative, whiny criticism of others, like those to be on this DVD, only expands the legendary status of the Ultimate Warrior in millions of other minds. The proof of this is abundant everywhere. Similar enduring interest is not sustained about any other character. I'm confident, Vince, that even when all the others on the DVD talk, the viewer will still be impacted most by the guy who was Ultimate Warrior. After all, the Ultimate Warrior set his own standard, one others are still trying to shoot for whether they would admit it or not, and the persona doesn't really need anybody to say anything more for him than he says very intensely all by himself. He was definitely a classic, and will always be a legend -- in a class all his own.

He really thinks he's the best thing ever...

I thoroughly enjoyed the portion of Tom Billington's (Dynamite Kid) autobiography where he commented on Warrior's abilites as a performer, giving him "ten marks out of ten" for his rope shaking ability and "zero marks out of ten" for his wrestling ability.

I want to buy this DVD when it comes out just to hear Vince's comments.

 

[eternalsunshine]

You once told great stories, Vince. What happened to you? WWE's creative direction today simply tells people that it is a company filled with perverts and exhibitionists who are derangingly starved for genuine human interaction. Social misfits stimulated and inspired only by ideas they can see through peepholes. The only thing really left to do to push your overmasturbated, seedy creative envelope more open, since you obviously intend to keep beating limp meat, would be for you to actually televise the fucking you’ve been doing to so many over just as many years. Just as you worked so hard to do, you are now surrounded by ass-licking sycophants and mostly slavish, non-thinking, sunken chest talent, but the consequence is that you are burnt out, slow and stuck, have no new ideas and would have a heart attack if true passion, real manliness and legitimate challenge walked into one of the pyrogenic-laden arenas you use to entertain your equally passionless, mindless and sycophantic audiences.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Shinobi]

My favorite part is in his letter to Vince where he proclaims how awesome he is.

He really thinks he's the best thing ever...

Heh, yep. I love how he says the sustained interest in him isn't seen with any other character. :lol He's more full of shit then he is of himself, which is saying something.

 

[Guzim]

From PWinsider.com

The first promotional material for World Wrestling Entertainment's latest planned DVD, "The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior" was sent out today, reading:

The Ultimate Warrior – a household name and icon in sports-entertainment. A driving guitar beat heralded his explosion to the ring with his signature arm bands and face paint. His intensity was unparalleled. His controversial personality was equally unmatched. Learn about the man and the myth from the people who witnessed his meteoric rise to the WWE Championship in a victory against Hulk Hogan before 67,000 fans at Wrestlemania VI. Hear from the Superstars who worked with the man. Did he burn out or drop out? Relive his feuds with "Macho Man" Randy Savage, "Ravishing" Rick Rude, Hulk Hogan and more. Exclusive interviews with Vince McMahon and Eric Bischoff break down the Ultimate Warrior's stints in WWE & WCW. Find out exactly what happened at Summerslam 1991 when The Ultimate Warrior held up the WWE for more money!"

DVD Extras listed for the release:

*Ultimate Warrior vs. Terry Gibbs - Wrestling Challenge 10/24/87

*Ultimate Warrior vs. WWF Intercontinental champion The Honky Tonk Man - Summerslam '88

*WWF champion Hulk Hogan vs. WWF Intercontinental Champion The Ultimate Warrior: Title-For-Title - Wrestlemania VI

*WWF champion The Ultimate Warrior vs. Rick Rude - Steel Cage Match - Summerslam '90

*Ultimate Warrior vs. Randy Savage - Loser Must Retire - Wrestlemania VII

The Self-Destruction of The Ultimate Warrior will be released on 9/27, but can be pre-ordered now in the PWInsider.com Online Store.

Thanks to Mike Davies for his help.

 

[VisionaryQuest0]

One thing I can say for the WWE. Even though their actual wrestling product is currently atrocious, they do produce some of the best biographical DVDs out there.

 

[Attack You]

Dear god, Warrior's gonna run after Vince with live dynamite strapped to him.

 

[Matlock]

Dear god, Warrior's gonna run after Vince with live dynamite strapped to him.

It's OK, all Vince has to do is stay away from bouncy ropes.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Jesus christ Warrior needs to get off his fucking high horse. :lol

 

[dskillzhtown]

One thing I can say for the WWE. Even though their actual wrestling product is currently atrocious, they do produce some of the best biographical DVDs out there.

Shane is still over that department, right?