UMVC3: Phoenix Wright and Nova Revealed!

Twisted-Gamer said:
i can take it off if you want, dont hurt me Raccoon master!
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Frantic said:
Between this thread and Viscant talking about his experience with Twilight. I can't breath, omg.
Viscant has been on FIRE the entire day, holy shit. I've been laughing so hard since he began. The stories about his ex and porn/fleshlight had me crying of laughter.

SolarPowered said:
Have you seen what they've done to SFxTekken? They can sell Darkstalkers to Reverge Labs or something. I'll take Q Bee panty shots over that.
SFxTK is a lost cause to me.. but not because of the gem system, because of the fuckload of shit they're throwing at the wall to try and artificially enrich the combat. The entire thing is a clusterfuck BEFORE Gems, which, they don't know what they're doing with because it's a rolling concept, just like Pandora. You'd have to be blind not to see how Capcom has no idea what their doing with SFxTK.

UMvC3 is mild sauce compared to that. I'm still sad about you dropping Capcom fighters, but I can't knock your justification. I just think making pre-judgments about the metagame can be hazardous, but as long as your willing to observe from a far to build onto your opinion that's cool. I just fear that'll be 9 more years/months into the metagame, haha.

Also yeah nobody here has any idea why I stole your avatar in the first place, lol.
 
enzo_gt said:
Viscant has been on FIRE the entire day, holy shit. I've been laughing so hard since he began. The stories about his ex and porn/fleshlight had me crying of laughter.
Haha, he talked about the fleshlight thing?
 
Lucky Number Seven Force said:
Haha, he talked about the fleshlight thing?
Yeah, he talked about his love for Lindsay Lohan, the possibility of her getting a fleshlight, and why he doesn't have sex with girls anymore: because he is pure, girls are impure and distract you from the important things in life like video games.


In other news, apparently this was the e-mail that was sent out:

Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
As a special bonus we also have brand new videos, screens and artwork from Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 featuring two newly announced characters - everyone’s favorite zombie slayer, Frank West and the Guardian of the Keystone Quadrant, Rocket Raccoon. Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 will be available for PS3 and Xbox 360 on November 15, 2011 and PlayStation Vita on February 22, 2012.

Dear xxxxxxxxxx,
You may have received an email this morning alerting you to the availability of new assets on the Capcom Press Center. Due to an internal error, the alert was distributed before its intentional timing and new assets are not available at this time. Please stay tuned over the next few days for new assets coming your way from Capcom’s biggest titles.
Thanks,
Capcom PR


















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Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
As a special bonus we also have brand new videos, screens and artwork from Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 featuring two newly announced characters - everyone’s favorite zombie slayer, Frank West and the Guardian of the Keystone Quadrant, Rocket Raccoon. Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 will be available for PS3 and Xbox 360 on November 15, 2011 and PlayStation Vita on February 22, 2012.

Dear xxxxxxxxxx,
You may have received an email this morning alerting you to the availability of new assets on the Capcom Press Center. Due to an internal error, the alert was distributed before its intentional timing and new assets are not available at this time. Please stay tuned over the next few days for new assets coming your way from Capcom’s biggest titles.
Thanks,
Capcom PR

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Good night Mahvel-GAF. I hope I'm still sane by the time I get up, but it seems unlikely.
 
Caj814 said:
The avatar swapping is confusing me. . .is everyone slowly merging into one entity or something?
Frantic said:
It's the GAF hivemind at work. We are one. Or something.
We are one.
Jintor said:
What the fuck just happened in here?!?!?!
Someone give this man a damned Venom image STAT.
enzo_gt said:
Viscant has been on FIRE the entire day, holy shit. I've been laughing so hard since he began. The stories about his ex and porn/fleshlight had me crying of laughter.
Those stories were real and they are going to be archived? OMFG I need to hear this.
enzo_gt said:
SFxTK is a lost cause to me.. but not because of the gem system, because of the fuckload of shit they're throwing at the wall to try and artificially enrich the combat. The entire thing is a clusterfuck BEFORE Gems, which, they don't know what they're doing with because it's a rolling concept, just like Pandora. You'd have to be blind not to see how Capcom has no idea what their doing with SFxTK.

UMvC3 is mild sauce compared to that. I'm still sad about you dropping Capcom fighters, but I can't knock your justification. I just think making pre-judgments about the metagame can be hazardous, but as long as your willing to observe from a far to build onto your opinion that's cool. I just fear that'll be 9 more years/months into the metagame, haha.
Man, you can clearly see that Capcom has no overall goal with SFxT besides making DLC money and MvC3 was a mess of epic proportions. How many fighters have ever made such drastic changes from one revision to the next the way that MvC3 has? That should clearly tell you that these guys haven't the faintest idea of what they want to make and they are just winging it based on what they see at the highest levels of play.

It takes a special kind of decision making proccess to make a game so rushdown heavy that you need to take away air dash blocks so that they can "fix" the balance. I'm not complaining about the air dash blocking, it is just an example that I'm using.
enzo_gt said:
Also yeah nobody here has any idea why I stole your avatar in the first place, lol.
You've said that it was one of the nicest looking avatars in here. I didn't inquire anymore so I don't know if there is some other reason.
 
enzo_gt said:
Yeah, he talked about his love for Lindsay Lohan, the possibility of her getting a fleshlight, and why he doesn't have sex with girls anymore: because he is pure, girls are impure and distract you from the important things in life like video games.


In other news, apparently this was the e-mail that was sent out:


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What a HypeKiller it is.
 
Eh, they removed the "He loves you" part from Skrull's Inferno apparently and replaced it with a grunt. It was technically "incorrect" because it refers to something the Skrull sect he opposed only said, but I still wish they'd kept it.
 
I'm tired, back hurts, agitated, sleepy, my hand smells like piss and after reading that Viscant story I want a fleshlight. This Capcom BS is making me even more annoyed.
 
sephi22 said:
I'm tired, back hurts, agitated, sleepy, my hand smells like piss and after reading that Viscant story I want a fleshlight. This Capcom BS is making me even more annoyed.

I am more annoyed with Capcom's screw-up with emails. :(
 
How many fighters have ever made such drastic changes from one revision to the next the way that MvC3 has? That should clearly tell you that these guys haven't the faintest idea of what they want to make and they are just winging it based on what they see at the highest levels of play.

It takes a special kind of decision making proccess to make a game so rushdown heavy that you need to take away air dash blocks so that they can "fix" the balance.
There is some truth in this. Like they clearly had some idea of how characters were SUPPOSED to play and where they were SUPPOSED to be and that's how they gave out their health distribution but it totally got messed up some where along the line. Then when the game was out in people's hand they thought "so who's idea was it to give i-frames on B Slash?" and they all just looked at each other shrugging their shoulders.

I don't believe this whole Capcom has great players in their internal development team nor that they have a ton of undiscovered technology that they are using as the basis of their balance issues. Capcom checks tournament data, some videos on SRK for glitches and then balanced based on online play (which when you look at the changelog more closely you will realize how the changelog gravitates towards mid level play more). I also want to see this internal Capcom tier list that Seth talks about... they clearly have no idea about what C Viper or Zero are capable of in this game. I am mind boggled that something like DHC glitch escaped their internal testing.

The good thing about tier whoring is that at least Capcom got the data they needed to nerf them by popular demand. Although the data was limited to a fairly low percentage of the cast that I still believe Capcom is clueless on how to handle the rest of the cast. Some characters remain with issues despite getting buffs on paper. The changelog for UMVC3 isn't terrible by any means but still has obvious holes in it.
 
SolarPowered said:
Man, you can clearly see that Capcom has no overall goal with SFxT besides making DLC money and MvC3 was a mess of epic proportions. How many fighters have ever made such drastic changes from one revision to the next the way that MvC3 has? That should clearly tell you that these guys haven't the faintest idea of what they want to make and they are just winging it based on what they see at the highest levels of play.

It takes a special kind of decision making proccess to make a game so rushdown heavy that you need to take away air dash blocks so that they can "fix" the balance.
Agreed on SFxTK, it's a sell out because they can get away with it under the terms of the license and the ridiculousness of it being a mash up, And yeah MvC3 > UMvC3 is drastic if your talking version to version changes, but I welcome it because I feel it'll still provide a better experience alone without DHC trick and EXTRA stupid DP.

The highest level of play is the ultimate concern because that's where the criticism lies, so I see where they're going with this, but as I said before a lot of it is internal. They have internal Jill/Thor tech and they stand by it, and I kind of respect them for not conceding to more knee-jerk kind of nerfs. The only good knee-jerk nerf is the one they did to Sentinel. The flip side of this is that they completely ignore the bottom tiers because they're so focused on bringing people down than up. Your not the only one frustrated with that bit.

I don't know, I don't see the changes in UMvC3 as being that extreme in favour towards a more broken game, even Hsien-Ko is getting better. I don't read the changelogs as much as buffing the buff and nerfing the useless. Except Haggar. They legitimately tended to Arthur, who has potential to be a problem now, and Wesker + Phoenix who is ultimately nerfed overall. There will always be inconsistencies, and UMvC3 is just trying to round out the edges, and IMO, its pretty good overall. But what can you do when all your money and dev time goes towards Ono instead? :/ We may never get the "perfect" MvC3 as a result.

SolarPowered said:
Someone better slap NeoG's team upside the face. Maybe he'll wake up from that wet dream with Dante and he'll actually do his job with the Darkstalkers.
Better Neo_G's team than Ono's!
Or NetherRealmStudios SHOTS FIRED.

IntelliHeath said:
What a HypeKiller it is.
It's still more likely tonight than any time afterwards, that's all that means. Technically, news is going to hit tomorrow in Japan anyways. Think about it, they won't have a conference/event about NOTHING then announce FW/RR afterwards.

SolarPowered said:
You've said that it was one of the nicest looking avatars in here. I didn't inquire anymore so I don't know if there is some other reason.
In the MvC3 OT I said I'd be taking over your mantle now that you've left us, people caught onto the change in this thread first, lol.

Dartastic said:
jesus fuck ahahahhahahahh wat the hellllllll
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I'm so sorry.
 
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