Heh. Don't even have to wait for the review to know how he feels about it.
"If there was ever a game to validate having a GameFly subscription, this seems like it."
"I urge you, Until Dawn kids: Don't go on that winter getaway. It seems like a lot of fun, but it won't be. It's not all drinking and partying and sexing."
That second quote seems more like a warning to the reading audience than a warning to the fictional characters of the game.