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[my name is ed]

so I figured a thread could be started to help people with their plans on asking a girl out or just general valentines/girl help.

Spoiler

this is kind of a front so I can get some girl help

I'll start off with mine: So about a week ago an old high school friend and I met up and had lunch and had a decent time. The next day we do the same thing but go to the library afterwards to pretend study. So at the library we were talking and then she says she wants to take a nap. So I tell her she can take a nap back at my dorm. So we head to my dorm and she laid on my bed and I was at my desk and we were watching tv. So I showed her some drawings I did (I love to draw and show them off quite a bit) and so now I sat next to her on my bed and then eventually laid next to her. we kept on watching tv and then after a while we ended up falling asleep spooning real close. Anyway she wakes up and heads out and I was left thinking "man, I hope that wasn't too weird for her."

Apparently it wasn't as she txtd me the next morning and we've met up other times and we talk (txt really) everyday. Now I need a way of kind of letting this girl on that I'm interested but don't want to date but just really hook up. She's not the type of girl to date and she doesn't like to be tied down and neither am I. I just want a way that will let hook up with her with valentine's day as the catalyst for this. And no, I wont post pics of the girl. Other notes that might be helpful, I'm pretty sure this girl had a crush on me back in the day and shes told me that she "needs a nerd" which fits me perfectly. Help me GAF

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Go move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

 

[Tornado Condor]

FHUTA!

 

[Synless]

This is really easy. Ask her if she has any plans for Valentines day, if she says no, ask her if she would join you for dinner.

 

[Karakand]

This is really easy. Ask her if she has any plans for Valentines day, if she says no, ask her if she would join you for dinner.

And don't forget the booze.

 

[brocke]

Just when I thought I forgot about valentines day a thread comes to remind me that I am alone. Time to go eat a few cakes and cry myself to sleep.

 

[my name is ed]

This is really easy. Ask her if she has any plans for Valentines day, if she says no, ask her if she would join you for dinner.

I think that would give the wrong idea, In in it for the booty

 

[RiskyChris]

I think that would give the wrong idea, In in it for the booty

I don't help people be jerks.

 

[whytemyke]

Ok dude. Chicks usually dig flowers, right? Here's what you do. Draw out a valentines day card with something cute and innocent on the inside like "Will you be my valentine?" with a card in there with a YES box and a NO box, with instructinos to drop it into your dorm mail box or whatever.

WITH THE CARD use construction paper and cut out a paper bouquet. I swear this shit is GOLD. This chick went and got me a gift one year at college and I was broke as a joke, so I did the card/paper flowers thing saying how I wish I had money to give her something she'd never forget. I wasn't even dating her and when I saw her like 2 months later she still had that stupid shit up on her wall.

I think that would give the wrong idea, In in it for the booty

You said you're a nerd, dude. Give up the ghost on being a chick magnet. you're gonna have to work for sex, brosef. sorry.

 

[RiskyChris]

WITH THE CARD use construction paper and cut out a paper bouquet. I swear this shit is GOLD. This chick went and got me a gift one year at college and I was broke as a joke, so I did the card/paper flowers thing saying how I wish I had money to give her something she'd never forget. I wasn't even dating her and when I saw her like 2 months later she still had that stupid shit up on her wall.

Thanks, I needed a cheesey idea for Thursday. This is amazing.

I owe you one, <3

 

[my name is ed]

I don't help people be jerks.

there's no deception in this; shell know exactly what she gets into. This she probably more pro hook up than I am

You said you're a nerd, dude. Give up the ghost on being a chick magnet. you're gonna have to work for sex, brosef. sorry.

You can't tell I'm a nerd. Most girls I've known never knew I was a nerdy guy by talking to me. They usually found out by someone else talking about how smart I was or something to that extent. I'm not socially inept. I'm not a chick magnet either.

Invite her over for shots then.

This could work actually. She loves to drink

 

[Karakand]

I think that would give the wrong idea, In in it for the booty

Invite her over for shots then.

 

[whytemyke]

Invite her over for shots then.

interesting how the mating rituals of college freshmen mirror the coping mechanisms of raiders fans

 

[Phoenix]

I think that would give the wrong idea, In in it for the booty

If you don't go after her the right way you and your hand will be having a great time on Thursday. I posted a thread about Valentines day at White Castle a few weeks back. If you take her there, I think she'll get the hint pretty quick.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Remember:

First you give the diamond necklace, and then you give the pearl necklace. DO NOT MESS WITH THE ORDER.

 

[my name is ed]

interesting how the mating rituals of college freshmen mirror the coping mechanisms of raiders fans

*cough* sophmore *cough*

Oh and no matter what happens my hand and I will be spending some quality time together.

 

[RiskyChris]

*cough* sophmore *cough*

What college do you go to? =/

 

[my name is ed]

What college do you go to? =/

university of texas in austin

 

[Karakand]

interesting how the mating rituals of college freshmen mirror the coping mechanisms of raiders fans

"better to reign in hell..."

 

[Bloodwake]

Hate to derail the thread, but fuck Valentine's Day. Stupid capitalist holiday that makes the majority of people feel miserable as a result.

That being said, good luck in your affairs. Just ask the girl out. Chances are she's not a bitch who's going to play on your emotions for three months.

 

[Tornado Condor]

Hate to derail the thread, but fuck Valentine's Day. Stupid capitalist holiday that makes the majority of people feel miserable as a result.

That being said, good luck in your affairs. Just ask the girl out. Chances are she's not a bitch who's going to play on your emotions for three months.

sound like someone needs a girlfriend!

Spoiler

I need a girlfriend =(

 

[Greatness Gone]

The best Valentine's Day gift is FHUTA.