VlaudTheImpaler
tl;dr
triplestation
Member
Eddie bravo is just a Mexican Joe Rogan
Captain Zyrain
Member
Hopefully peace and quiet!
CaptainVanHelsing
Banned
Elektro Demon
Banned
I got no plans. I'm gonna chill out, watch youtube and browse gaf.
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
A lot of self-loathing
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Stiflers Mom
Banned
I am going on a Tinder date with some 44 year old skank right now.
Wish me luck, bros..
Wish me luck, bros..
ThatStupidLion
Member
Getting a massage and sushi next weekend.
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BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
No, I think that's too personal to answer.
Halo is Back
Member
I got a date, so I guess I will see how it goes.
Elektro Demon
Banned
Good luck brah.
Skanks are the best.
Stilton Disco
Member
The wife and I are going to see the most romantic film of the year so far, Sonic the Hedgehog.
#Phonepunk#
Banned
nothing at all. ive been in a relationship for two V-Days in my entire life.
probably check out the butt thread later in the day...
probably check out the butt thread later in the day...
newtypepilot
Member
crawl up in my bed and cry....
Halo is Back
Member
Barnabot
Member
you can't win a war against animal human hybrids.
My girlfriend said we 'have to hangout' tonight.
She'll be visiting her parents this weekend though and I'll be driving her to the ferry and as soon as I get back I'm launching Greedfall, which I've heard good things about. If Greedfall doesn't do it for me then I'm going back to Red Dead 2 on the PC, which I've barely begun.
I just want to spend one entire weekend gaming like a kid again. It's been ages since that's happened.
Also, to those of you who are single, and are feeling sorry for yourselves - just don't. You have unimaginable freedoms. Once you're in the relationship it can be difficult to get out of. There's something truly beautiful about being able to do whatever the fuck you want. Only when I'm out in public amongst a lot of people do I not envy all the single people - it's just no fun being in public gatherings by yourself.
She'll be visiting her parents this weekend though and I'll be driving her to the ferry and as soon as I get back I'm launching Greedfall, which I've heard good things about. If Greedfall doesn't do it for me then I'm going back to Red Dead 2 on the PC, which I've barely begun.
I just want to spend one entire weekend gaming like a kid again. It's been ages since that's happened.
Also, to those of you who are single, and are feeling sorry for yourselves - just don't. You have unimaginable freedoms. Once you're in the relationship it can be difficult to get out of. There's something truly beautiful about being able to do whatever the fuck you want. Only when I'm out in public amongst a lot of people do I not envy all the single people - it's just no fun being in public gatherings by yourself.
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MastAndo
Member
This stuff is for the birds, so I'll probably just go to a local dive and toss a few back with my few remaining single friends (and those married long enough to not care any more). Though then again, who knows - perhaps that crippling loneliness and desperation that so many young ladies face on this special day will make me handsome for a night to someone who would otherwise immediately call the police on me.
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jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
Sounds like the gift that'll keep on giving
haxan7
Banned
I hear the male attachment for those is pretty nice.
888
Member
It came with some attachment for more precision work. And yes it will keep on giving, wall power ftw.
Fret Runner
Member
Enjoying the single life. Getting the most out of my racing car.
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lachesis
Member
Well, I will enjoy my 2nd post-divorce valentines day by not giving a damn! LOL
Then again, my mother and niece visited me from overseas last night for next couple of weeks - so I may do something nice for them.
My niece likes Magnolia bakery banana pudding, and mom with cold, hard, cash.
For my daughter - I already gave her so many stuff, and she asked for some Mochi-covered chocolates - so I may get them on the way home..
Then again, my mother and niece visited me from overseas last night for next couple of weeks - so I may do something nice for them.
My niece likes Magnolia bakery banana pudding, and mom with cold, hard, cash.
For my daughter - I already gave her so many stuff, and she asked for some Mochi-covered chocolates - so I may get them on the way home..
haxan7
Banned
There are sleeve attachments you can buy that turn it into a motorized fleshlight
cryptoadam
Banned
Another corporate made up holiday. Keep on playing the game suckers.
Will be celebrating on Saturday because fuck the rules Valentines day is when I say it is.
Gonna pick up some chocolates and perfume for the lady. Either go for dinner or cook her something (with Mash potatoes and GRAPEFRUITS you sardine eating fuckers). And then I will get down to my business socks because its BUSINESS TIME.
Will be celebrating on Saturday because fuck the rules Valentines day is when I say it is.
Gonna pick up some chocolates and perfume for the lady. Either go for dinner or cook her something (with Mash potatoes and GRAPEFRUITS you sardine eating fuckers). And then I will get down to my business socks because its BUSINESS TIME.
The Pleasure
Gold Member
Hope that bitch gots motion in da ocean.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
Update: we are a bit drunk and she is laughing about all of my shitty jokes..
CaptainVanHelsing
Banned
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
DESTROYA
Member
Don't forget the rubba bub!
Elektro Demon
Banned
She wants the D!