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[Ned Flanders]

Not in a musical sense, but more in the tradition of being the newest group of extremely haggard looking, tackily adorned, glossy lipped, underfed and overdosed aging rock stars?

I can just see Joe Perry/Mick Jagger catching the video for "Fall to Pieces" and immediately going into red alert. Fishing around for eyeliner, overnighting some quality H from their agent, scouring chincy boutiques for yet another piecemeal gypsy getup, chain smoking unfiltered heaters, and reworking tired riffs into a bonus track/video for their 5th greatest hits album.

 

[AlphaSnake]

The video for 'Pieces' is so frigin dumb and overdone. Seriously...welcome to 1998, VR.

 

[Ill Saint]

They should all be strung up by their testicles for releasing such utterly dire music.

 

[Jim Bowie]

God, I hope not. Then they'd make more music.

 

[Ned Flanders]

"Hung By My Testes" would make a killer title for a new single..

 

[Diablos]

I'd even listen to Aerosmith over VR. They're just an awful band. What a disgrace to GnR fans that have been waiting for something good from Slash and co. all these years.

 

[Cool]

VELVET REVSUCKLOR LOL

 

[Diablos]

YEHHHA HERE COMES TEH WATAR!!1!11! OMG WTF

 

[Cool]

MAN THEY'LL HAVE TO BREAK UP CUZ THAT STONE TEMPLE PILOTS WILL GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW AGAIN. SLASH NOT IMPRESSED.