duckroll said:
They did, then but then Tri-ace said "Shit what's with these interesting characters?! You MUST make them all bland, boring and almost realistic in proportions!"
After leaving their offices disgusted, the Namco team then considered how every Tales game NOT on the GC sells twice that of any SO game and laughed.
Ha ha, you're just pissed 'cuz lots of people actually love Star Ocean 3 despite your admittedly noble attempts at preventing that from becoming so.
Don't worry though, those Tales guys are already certified experts when it comes to making bland ass games...they just need help with the technical side of things now (Another ultra blurry texture?! What is this, October 26th of the year 2000?).
*WARNING: possibly exagerated and also possibly lacking anything known as reason*
[Tales employee with oversized クレス hat] "Hey guys, wanna make a new game?"
[Tales employee wearing an FFX-2 tee] "Nah, let's just make the same game that we alreadymade last year!"
[Tales employee now wearing Xenosaga floaty devices]"Yeah, good idea! Isn't it awesome how we can make the same bullshit over and over again while good Namco games like Klonoa sell like shit and die off?"
*puts on "60 fps 4 life" hat*
What the f*ck did I just post?! Damn, I really need some breakfast!
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