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[Banjo64]

Lmao the ‘OK OK’ as he’s getting hurled through the air like the little fucking twiglet he is. As if the guys is just going to stop piledriving him and just let him go. Actions have consequences my little hombre, and your lucky that guy didn’t break your stupid little neck.

 

[RPS37]

Little kid trying to carjack someone and little kid getting into a knife fight is not a fair comparison to make. Just saying.

 

[RoboFu]

He’s lucky there has been a run of teen car jackings in Rochester ny that one man was murdered.

 

[Azurro]

Lenient guy.

Kid should consider himself lucky. When I got into fist fights in school, I won almost all of them.

I was one of those guys who if winning a fight, would just keep bashing your face on the ground until some people watching would come in and tell me to chill out and call it quits.

I remember a guy pissing me off and I pushed a guy hard down an icy slope not giving a shit if he broke his neck or not. (Dont worry he lived).

Is this a new version of that Navi seal thing?

 

[bitbydeath]

Lenient guy.

Kid should consider himself lucky. When I got into fist fights in school, I won almost all of them.

I was one of those guys who if winning a fight, would just keep bashing your face on the ground until some people watching would come in and tell me to chill out and call it quits.

I remember a guy pissing me off and I pushed a guy hard down an icy slope not giving a shit if he broke his neck or not. (Dont worry he lived).

I don't know how much you know about bodyslam culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it.

 

[INC]

 

[Papacheeks]

I think this shows what happens when kids do t have great father figure in their lives. And how much social media has desensitized our next generation.

 

[Jaysen]

I think this shows what happens when kids do t have great father figure in their lives. And how much social media has desensitized our next generation.

Yep, if the guy who threw the kid grew up with a real dad, he would have had better form on the toss.

 

[Insane Metal]

Lenient guy.

Kid should consider himself lucky. When I got into fist fights in school, I won almost all of them.

I was one of those guys who if winning a fight, would just keep bashing your face on the ground until some people watching would come in and tell me to chill out and call it quits.

I remember a guy pissing me off and I pushed a guy hard down an icy slope not giving a shit if he broke his neck or not. (Dont worry he lived).

WOW y'all better watch out folks, we got a badass here!

 

[HawksWinStanley]

Well that was pretty cool.

 

[Punished Miku]

SAN LEANDRO, Calif. (KRON) – Home surveillance video captured intense moments when children tried to carjack a man outside of his San Leandro home on Pershing Drive.

San Leandro police say the suspects approached the victim with a gun, but the victim stopped them when he body-slammed one of the suspects to the ground.

Police say these two suspects were later involved in another attempted carjacking that got four children, ages 11-14, arrested last week.

One of the neighbors who spoke to KRON4’s Taylor Bisacky says they noticed something suspicious when the suspects parked their car in the middle of the road.

kron4.com

And here I thought all those martial arts movies where the criminal gets 6 inches in front of Steven Seagal with their gun so he can grab it were unrealistic.

 

[SafeOrAlone]

Cathartic as all hell.

 

[O-N-E]

Fucking boss.

The squeal is so satisfying.

 

[FunkMiller]

Reminded of this classic stunt from Friday The 13 Part 8: Jason kinda goes to Manhattan but only for a couple of minutes:

 

[ThatStupidLion]

tbh, thats ballsy to respond like that with a gun pointed at you

also, you gotta be really careful responding to (young) thugs like this. just cause you win the battle doesnt mean you won the war. One of my parents friends had something similar happen and the kids retaliated by burning the guys car and constant threats etc. The guy had to relocate his family and had tons of losing lawsuits going on due to it. turned out one of the main kids fathers was the police chief or something too. my parents friend's life got so fucked. I know im leaving out a lot of details of the story, but my point is it's not over till THEY say its over.

 

[JayK47]

Didn't learn anything since they went and tried again. Way too young for that shit. I was playing GI Joes at that age.

 

[CrankyJay™]

Didn't learn anything since they went and tried again. Way too young for that shit. I was playing GI Joes at that age.

Exactly, I'm not sure why the hell the guy let him go.

 

[DeepBreath87]

Should’ve put that kid in the hospital. He pulled a fucking gun on that man. Kid is lucky to be alive.

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Hopefully that blow to the head knocked some sense into the little shit before he meets somebody actually dangerous.

 

[Jaysen]

Should’ve put that kid in the hospital. He pulled a fucking gun on that man. Kid is lucky to be alive.

Guessing the guy was smart enough to recognize that it wasn’t actually a real gun. Either that or he’s brave as fuck. You can tell by the sound it makes when it hits the ground that it was plastic.

 

[Arimer]

I kind of think the parents should be held responsible. Chances are that kid will end up dead or in jail within the next few years and he'll just repeat the cycle.

 

[AmateurPong]

Damn lucky it ended as well as it did, especially with the gun flying onto the street within reach of the accomplice. Looks badass, but could have easily ended up being just one more homicide statistic.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[LordCBH]

That one asshole squealed like a stuck pig lol

 

[Can't decide]

Honestly don't know if I'm turning into an awful person, mostly likely I am, but I stopped thinking that countries who chopped your hand off for being a shitty criminal aren't so barbaric anymore.

 

[Krappadizzle]

 

[Halcyon]

I can't see any info about it, but I'd like to know if that was an airsoft gun or something and the guy recognized it and decided that he was going to slam this kid into the phantom zone. Or if it was an actual gun and the guy still did not give a shit and slammed him into the phantom zone.

 

[BadBurger]

When I was a teenager I spent my time getting addicted to video games and Warhammer though I guess you could argue that is just another form of throwing your life away to be honest.

A life well wasted if you ask me.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Guessing the guy was smart enough to recognize that it wasn’t actually a real gun. Either that or he’s brave as fuck. You can tell by the sound it makes when it hits the ground that it was plastic.

Sounds like a polymer handgun to me. Which is what makes up most Glocks, XDs, Sig, HK, etc, now.

 

[Vicetrailia]

That was hilarious.

 

[Alebrije]

The bright side is that the kid reformed and got a job after that day

 

[IFireflyl]

I should make his squeal my ringtone.

And when people ask about it casually reply, "It's just one of my victims." Then answer the phone and walk away.

 

[StormCell]

There's an age when childhood ends and something new begins. Children don't hijack cars and hold the driver at gunpoint.

 

[poppabk]

Holy shit the squealing. Like one part of me wants to laugh and then the other part of me is kind of sad because that really does just sound like a child in distress.



This looks like a case where some kids fucked around and found out what happens to people who fuck around.

If that's a real gun though, this could have easily turned deadly. Even a kid can kill a fully grown man in seconds with a gun.

 

[stn]

Well deserved and quite frankly much better than what could have happened to the kid. Unfortunately the kid probably won't learn any better.

 

[poppabk]

Well deserved and quite frankly much better than what could have happened to the kid. Unfortunately the kid probably won't learn any better.

They literally didn't.
"Police say these two suspects were later involved in another attempted carjacking that got four children, ages 11-14, arrested last week."

 

[Prison Mike]

Lenient guy.

Kid should consider himself lucky. When I got into fist fights in school, I won almost all of them.

I was one of those guys who if winning a fight, would just keep bashing your face on the ground until some people watching would come in and tell me to chill out and call it quits.

I remember a guy pissing me off and I pushed a guy hard down an icy slope not giving a shit if he broke his neck or not. (Dont worry he lived).

 

[Kenpachii]

Found his son.

 

[Zangiefy360]

Watch the hero get arrested for injuring a child.

 

[nkarafo]

Police say these two suspects were later involved in another attempted carjacking that got four children, ages 11-14, arrested last week.

So, after all that bodyslamming and squealing, he was still on it.

 

[Elginer]

So, after all that bodyslamming and squealing, he was still on it.

Some mofos never learn

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Found his son.

Zangief kid!



Harold and Kumar had the best approach to racism if you ask me. Everyone gets mocked.

 

[StormCell]

Watch the hero get arrested for injuring a child.

Would be better if we stopped letting the media direct our narrative that these were children.

Not adults, yes. Minors, yes. Juveniles, yes. Kids, no. Children, no.

Old enough for a can of grown up whoop ass, definitely. They got off easy here.

 

[Hatemachine]

I find it disappointing that he didn't beat the shit out of the kid more after body slamming him

 

[SlimySnake]

When I was a teenager I spent my time getting addicted to video games and Warhammer though I guess you could argue that is just another form of throwing your life away to be honest.

When I was a teenager i used Netscape Navigator to stream porn. Wasted a lot of sperm and future carjackers.

 

[MrS]

Shoulda stomped on his fucking head too.

When I got into fist fights in school, I won almost all of them.

I was one of those guys who if winning a fight, would just keep bashing your face on the ground until some people watching would come in and tell me to chill out and call it quits.

I remember a guy pissing me off and I pushed a guy hard down an icy slope not giving a shit if he broke his neck or not. (Dont worry he lived).

this reads like some revisionist history, Walter Mitty-esque fanfic.

 

[Hatemachine]

When I was a teenager i used Netscape Navigator to stream porn. Wasted a lot of sperm and future carjackers.

Streaming porn was around in the Netscape Navigator days?

 

[SlimySnake]

Streaming porn was around in the Netscape Navigator days?

nope. thats why Netscape was so revolutionary. Everywhere else you had to download the files and wait for them to finish. Netscape streamed them in the browser. And you didnt even have to wait for it to fully download to your temp files.

 

[HellforLeather]

I had to watch this on mute. Im going to assume that Hulk Hogan is asking this kid "Now what have we learned?"

 

[jason10mm]

nope. thats why Netscape was so revolutionary. Everywhere else you had to download the files and wait for them to finish. Netscape streamed them in the browser. And you didnt even have to wait for it to fully download to your temp files.

And it created a wonderful new game of "Gotcha!!" as the gif filled in the bottom half of the lady you were just fapping to