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[DMczaf]

Plot Summary: Vin Diesel redefines what it means to be an action hero in the heartwarming family action-comedy "The Pacifier." Diesel stars as Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe who, as an elite member of the world's fiercest and most highly trained force thought he was prepared to take on any duty no matter how perilous or impossible... until he tried baby-sitting. Assigned to protect the five out-of-control children of an assassinated scientist working on vital government secrets, Shane is suddenly faced with the juggling two outrageously incompatible jobs: fighting the bad guys while keeping house. Replacing his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons with diapers and juice boxes, Shane not only must battle a deceptive enemy but wrangle teen rebel Zoe (Brittany Snow), sullen 14 year-old Seth (Max Theriot), 8 year-old Ninja-wanna-be Lulu (Morgan York), as well as 3 year-old Peter and baby Tyler - not to mention their off-beat Romanian Nanny (Carol Kane). But while drop zones, demolitions and destroying enemy targets come naturally to Shane, he has no idea what tough really is until he pits his courage against diapering, den-mothering and driver's education. He's truly a SEAL out of water, and now it's up to this one-time lone warrior to take on the most important mission of his life: keeping a family together.

:lol :lol :lol

"Ask any babysitter, any real babysitter. It doesn't matter if they are 1 year old or 9; working's working."

Looks like Mr. Nanny has some competition!

 

[belgurdo]

"Stop thinking cloth and start thinking Pampers. Absorb shit!"

 

[XS+]

I live my life a soiled diaper at a time..

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

It's not a tumor!

 

[BigJonsson]

Just die already

 

[yoshifumi]

:lol:lol

 

[Tenguman]

I can't believe I just read that whole thing.

 

[Matlock]

He pooped fast, and if we have any choice about it, that's the way we all should do it. Don't you cry for Johns. Don't you dare.

 

[DarienA]

Just because your trying to be the next Arnold doesn't mean you have to rehash/tweak his scripts....

 

[MassiveAttack]

CAREER OVER.

 

[The Bookerman]

Remember this?

 

[FoneBone]

"It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful."

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I can tell my mom is going to love this movie

 

[Ronin]

I'll be there opening night. No lie.

 

[Dan]

It's written by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant. Take that for what you will, I love them on Reno 911 but well, they also wrote Taxi.

 

[Fifty]

With a summary like that, how could he have said no?

 

[Schmo Florez]

"Stop thinking cloth and start thinking Pampers. Absorb shit!"

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Laugh out loud funny!

 

[Lucky Forward]

Assigned to protect the five out-of-control children of an assassinated scientist...

"Bad news, kids. You're dad was just shot in the head six times...but we've got a wacky new babysitter for you!"

"YAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

It's the feel-good hit of the season!

 

[FoneBone]

Trailer now online. I doubt it will surprise anyone that it looks fucking terrible.

http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/thepacifierqt.html

 

[Spike Spiegel]

I, for one, cannot wait to see a pregnant Vin Diesel.

 

[Dan]

Wow, that does look pretty awful.

Damn you Disney! Make good movies, make my stock go up!

 

[StoOgE]

Why does he keep making bad movies.. he can be a good actor, he has it in him... all he needs is Tom Hanks, a massive budget and steven spielberg behind the camera. The guy loves movies and games so much its hard not to root for him to do well, but he keeps making it easier.

 

[belgurdo]

Why does he keep making bad movies.. he can be a good actor

:lol

 

[BobbyRobby]

Watch trailer to see Diesel get bit in the ear by a duck.

 

[Matlock]

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE

...:lol

 

[Matlock]

Watch trailer to see Diesel get bit in the ear by a duck.

 

[bishoptl]

:lol :lol :lol @ that duck clip

Anyways, the guy CAN emote, and gets a lot of shit thrown at him because of some crappy script decisions. I'll go see this opening night just for kicks, but I hope he has something better down the line...

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Ghost]

I like Vin Diesel, he seems like a really nice guy, shame all his roles so far have sucked, it might be interesting to see what he could do with an actual decent script.

 

[belgurdo]

"My image!"

 

[DarienA]

You know the trailer for this movie is pretty funny... the girl jumping to the ground and screaming LAND! after Diesel drives them to school is hilarious.

 

[Brannon]

GET BACK IN A GAME BASTARD YOU'RE GOOD AT IT.

 

[lexbubble]

I can tell my mom is going to love this movie

I am sure my mom and dad will be there opening weekend...

while i agree that it looks a lot like other films...i think it actually looks kinda funny and i am sure at some point i will check it out

this wrestling scene is funny:

http://movies.channel.aol.com/franchise/firstlook

 

[MIMIC]

"LAAAND!!"

:lol (corny, but funny )

 

[Archaix]

I like Vin Diesel, he seems like a really nice guy, shame all his roles so far have sucked, it might be interesting to see what he could do with an actual decent script.

I know it's an old thread and all, but since I'm not the one who bumped it...

Vin Diesel has been in Iron Giant, Boiler Room, Saving Private Ryan and Pitch Black. Not all of his roles have sucked. Just...most of them.

 

[Doth Togo]

:thumbsdown:

 

[LinesInTheSand]

I think it looks pretty funny and Vin Diesel rocks :beer

 

[Iceman]

Hey now, Kindergarten Cop is one of the greatest movies of our lifetimes. Respect.

I'm definitely watching The Pacifier.

 

[Lil' Dice]

Some of you are just being selfish, and want to hog up all of the Diesel.
Let the man broaden his target audience and make some cash in the meantime.

 

[lexbubble]

I know it's an old thread and all, but since I'm not the one who bumped it...

Vin Diesel has been in Iron Giant, Boiler Room, Saving Private Ryan and Pitch Black. Not all of his roles have sucked. Just...most of them.

Well i was looking through old threads and saw this so figured since i was interested in it i would talk here and not in a new thread

I really do think it looks funny though: