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[Dilbert]

OK, I'm getting awfully suspicious. If you're a viral marketer, please post in here so that you can come clean with the forum. (This is a corrolary to the Loveline bogus call rule -- if it's bogus and you're called on it, you have to admit it.)

I'm expecting responses from monkeymagic, Matix, DopeyFish, and Johnny Nighttrain, but we'll see who else shows up!

 

[Archie]

If I'm a blind fanboy do I get half credit?

 

[M3wThr33]

I was paid to promote the Phantom.
Edit:
MrBob is definitely a bitch of Microsoft.

 

[IJoel]

You forgot to mention Izzy.

 

[koam]

Did you hear? The 360 is 360 bits.

 

[Archie]

Don't forget Gahiggidy.

 

[Jerkface]

I haven't condemned the latest Frame City Killer screenshots as being worse than an Atari ST game so I probably work for Namco.

 

[littlewig]

I was paid to negatively promote the DS.

I failed.

 

[koam]

Don't forget Gahiggidy.

Cult leaders count?

 

[Archie]

He does it out of a labor of love.

 

[Matlock]

I'm actually Alexander Offermann, producer of Psi-Ops.

 

[Dilbert]

I'm actually Alexander Offermann, producer of Psi-Ops.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Gahiggidy]

Does "getting paid under the table" count?

 

[Gahiggidy]

He does it out of a labor of love and free Happy Meals.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Fuzzy]

I'm pretty sure Drinky Crow is the best Nintendo DS viral marketer EVER!

 

[Ecrofirt]

Where's goodcow?

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

I was thinking of Goodcow with his constant Amazon.com postings.

Enjoy Bell Woods for SFA.

Sonycowboy/Bumpkin (sp?) for NPD Funworld.

Lemurnator for GAF.

Drinky For Nintendo.

Oh, And Prine. How could I forget?

 

[Excelion]

there's Izzy,
and the guy claiming he works for Ubisoft but always bash their games ... i guess he works for EA.

 

[PhatSaqs]

Izzy (horribly) takes the cake. Ugh....

 

[Suikoguy]

I was thinking of Goodcow with his constant Amazon.com postings.

Someone made a compilation list of all his amazon.com posts :lol
I thought everybody was crazy till I saw that

 

[Musashi Wins!]

you've seen me bemoaning the lack of interest in good ngage titles right? that's not just a gripe...that's a job interview.

 

[Funky Papa]

Hey, wazz'up.

 

[Blimblim]

*waves*
If there is still any doubt I'm a viral marketer for MS, you'll have your definitive proof soon enough I'm not

 

[Luckett_X]

I'm pretty sure soundwave05 is guilty as charged. also maybe Maestro was paid a couple of quid for his sterling Triple Whopper impressions from the OT forum!

 

[IJoel]

*waves*
If there is still any doubt I'm a viral marketer for MS, you'll have your definitive proof soon enough I'm not

zOMG He's jumping ship!

ps3xyde.com? ps3pio.com?

What will it be?!

 

[trmas]

I don't like MS as a company, does that count? That shouldn't be any secret though - I work with the losers on a daily basis for my job.

 

[Blimblim]

zOMG He's jumping ship!

ps3xyde.com? ps3pio.com?

What will it be?!

Jumping? Nope.
One foot in each ship would be a better definition

 

[Dilbert]

I started this thread since I'm hoping to get discovered and hired by a big company. I'm thinking that I can make $1 million by selling off individual characters in my posts...

 

[jedimike]

All this work I've done on here over the years and not even an honarable mention... no wonder I got canned.

 

[trmas]

Blim is the only person keeping me from completely abandoning the 360. If Mistwalker actually pans out I'm gonna have to bite my pride and get a 360 - and it will ALL be Blims fault for his excellent coverage.

 

[TheOMan]

So how does one become a viral marketer? Is the pay good? I'm interested.

 

[Razoric]

Jumping? Nope.
One foot in each ship would be a better definition

Best thing to come out of this thread.

 

[trmas]

It would be excellent to get paid extra for dissing MS on a daily basis. That would be my dream job.

 

[TekunoRobby]

I'm Yuji Horii, buy my game you assholes.

 

[ToxicAdam]

I think Prine's uncle is Steve Ballmer.

 

[User 406]

BUY DROPSHIP AND HEROES OF THE PACIFIC!

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Matix may well be-- though he provides more info than propaganda, and for that I am grateful.

 

[SKOPE]

Zapages is still at it. He's no longer allowed to post, but it hasn't stopped him from sending private messages asking others to do his dirty work for him.

 

[chespace]

Go read 1UP.com!

 

[Tarazet]

Buy Psychonauts! And Monster Rancher Advance 2!

 

[Borys]

GAF's official PC Lamer.

Though I'd like to work (code) for MS/ Sony/ 'tendo etc.

 

[Fuzzy]

Go read 1UP.com!

There's no 1UP show this week so we don't care about you.

 

[APF]

Oh hi! Wanna join me for a GAMEBOY MICRO?

Or maybe you'd prefer a cool, refreshing NINTENDO DS!

Because NINTENDO makes the night come alive--with freshness!

 

[Archie]

Why has no one mentioned demi? ADVENT RISING AAAAA

 

[DMczaf]

Did I mention MVP Baseball 06 ships January 17th?!

 

[Tony HoTT]

Hi, I'm just checkin to make sure everyone has pre-ordered their Nokia N-gages. I just got back from pre-ordering mine. I can't wait to check out it's portable phone and mp3 functions. I also can't wait to play some block buster games like Tomb Raider and Red Faction.

 

[Mejilan]

Zapages? I-Love-Ubi-Soft?

 

[Stinkles]

Isamu works for Logitech and Gek is paid by the frame per second. I am here to promote the idea that Halo 2 > Halo 1. Firez is paid by UnBungie to promote the reverse of that idea.

 

[inpHilltr8r]

I can get you a great deal on Viruses. Doing a special on Flu at the moment.

 

[Mario]

Not sure if I count. I scour the internet looking for commentary about our games to compile centralised feedback, answer questions on the games where I can, provide information/links where possible, post press releases etc (all this actually led me to GAF in the first place. Well, that and the NPD numbers).

I don't really pimp our games directly - gamers like kaching on here do that so effectively I actually wonder if he is a rogue sleeper viral marketing cell that we have trained and forgotten about