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(WATCH) -- "Touch Generations" conference report. (J-MILF inside)

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My aunt & uncle run a Mom & Pop store, "The Gamecube Hut", and sold 80k WiiU within minutes of opening.
Nintendo:President Satoshi Iwata. "DS ..velocity.. ..real.. sells and exceeds five million. "
"Touch Generations" new CM:Mr. Saisai Matsushima Co.

Announcement on December 26
【 DS training of adult that strengthens brain more 】
Sale on December 29

Price: 2,800 yen

【 not good at English adult DS training "English pickle" 】
Sale on January 26, 2006

Price: 3,800 yen

Nintendo Ltd. announced that they had a press conference in Tokyo on the 26th, announced new software of "Touch Generations" series, and appointed actress's Mr. Saisai Matsushima Co to new CM.

Mr. Saisai Matsushima Co appears in the press conference room. As for CM, Mr./Ms. Matsushima plays "DS training of the adult that strengthens the Prof. Tacashift Tohoku University futuristic science and technology joint research center Kawashima supervision brain" put on the market on December 29. It is own Tsccomi in the flipped age of the brain ..laugh by Mr./Ms. Matsushima.. , saying that "Is it 52?". However, it is mortifying or it becomes a serious face, and challenges again , saying that "".

Mr./Ms. Matsushima comments, "The game was played well" about the game. 'Tetris' When it is Game Boy or it is a school child, I ..".. feel a favorite game ..'Game & watch' and" it.. because he or she loved. There might be ..concentrative.. one side of seeming take care not to do by saying waiting at about seven hours of six hours when beginning to do once.

"DS training of the adult that strengthens the brain more" is analyzed to suit me , saying that "Because it was important to do this DS even for a short time every day (Fit in), it was thought that it was fit in me". Here, to the question of "Does the age of the brain usually worry?"「The age of the brain has not been so considered though the age of the skin and the age of the scalp are heard. Because it is possible to think of the dialog, 52 years old though it had pride that the brain was used ……. 」With seeming shock it. However, it was mortifying or" "Though it has the knack for a moment, and the second became in one's thirties and follows it voluntarily.

Mr./Ms. Matsushima says that it is especially good at "Masterpiece reading" though says while training by "DS training of the adult that strengthens the brain" now. Mr./Ms. Matsushima「Is will new soft one done at waiting time, and 'Chinese character synthesis. '?Be difficult ..that.., and ..there is a knack for a moment... I want to have advanced toward new soft one by all means. 」With the comment. The age of the brain that aims with new software is to say, Zbari "It is 20".

It is said that CM put the appearance tried for the first time as it was. This is an expression that is the same as the method where it adopts it by CM of NINTENDO DS that appoints Hikaru Utada, obedient. "It was told to actually play a game, and there was a near part in the source for a moment, too" and Mr./Ms. Matsushima stated one's impressions on the site. It was taking a picture happy by "It is a real expression because it must shift position to the system it to was easy play a game while playing the game from the cameraman though it was a place to which the poster taking a picture also sat on the sofa".

Mr./Ms. Matsushima from whom next year's ambition was requested「The new work seems to come out early next year, and I want to strengthen its brain more. I already want to have polished the part of the sensibility for a moment when playing by the use of a right brain. 」It commented and it finished it off solving.

It makes introductory remarks, "Many people come also in media different from always this time" in the symposium, up to now, President and Representative Director Satoshi Iwata who stood on the platform in advance of the appearance of Co Matsushima has appealed for the directionality of "NINTENDO DS" based on the latest data though does the content and repetition in management policy briefing and "Tokyo game show 2005" by the keynote address.

Mr. Iwata assumes that the domination of "NINTENDO DS" is recited, and it succeeded in digging up a new group of users of senior layer in woman, "DS training of the adult that strengthens the brain", and "Cram school" in "nintendogs". It was announced with great confidence, "It ..NINTENDO DS.. ..real.. sold and five million was exceeded when announcing here by the achievement of room enough having it" as the latest data though refused , saying that "The Christmas sales battle might have just still started and this week's data have the error margin at the news flash level".

The period that hung to achievement is about one year, and this is said that it achieved five million at the fastest speed in "All game machines put on the market in Japan" according to this company. By the way, the current earliness says that the following are 17 months of the PlayStation 2 that the Sony computer entertainment put on the market in 2000 by 14 months or more of the Game Boy Advance put on the market in 2001.

It was analyzed that it was possible to appeal from the registered user data of the club NINTENDO to a woman and a senior layer by saying that it was because it was possible to appeal also excluding a past game user to spread rapidly in the so much.

Moreover, it was announced that four titles had achieved the million seller in "NINTENDO DS". "Touch Generations ..1.08 million "nintendogs".." 1.08 million"Cram school" 1.38 million"DS training of the adult that strengthens the Prof. Tacashift Tohoku University futuristic science and technology joint research center Kawashima supervision brain" achievement shows marvelous "It is and a forest ..the strike very.." though it is not a series with 1.27 million sales. This company says that there is still a title where it refrains from Mirion though it doesn't understand because data other than the software of Nintendo are not made public, and the attempt of Nintendo for the time being will be able to be said that it will have succeeded. By the way, "nintendogs" is said that it will achieve Mirion respectively in Europe and America.

Mr. Iwata announces "Pointing at conversation notebook DS of travel" as the latest work of "Touch Generations" series at the end though "DS training of the adult that strengthens the Prof. Tacashift Tohoku University futuristic science and technology joint research center Kawashima supervision brain" of the announcement and "The DS training not good at English adult 'English pickle'" had already been centered as for the software announced this time. Having applied this to the interface of NINTENDO DS well though this is a book to which clearing house Publications Service is publishing the origin becomes this software. Development is advanced by the joint development of clearing house Publications Service and Torse.

To do intuitively by the interface indicated with the touch screen, this book that goes on a trip, pierces the translated word by the finger, and shows it to the other party is transplanted well in NINTENDO DS. Moreover, the screen where the doubles is shown to the other party because it is clean is assumed to be "NINTENDO DS and compatibility are good (Mr. Iwata)" because it exists separately. It is said that the function of pronouncing strengthening and the voice of the retrieval function as a function only of NINTENDO DS will be installed. Five titles corresponding to each South Korea when being developing now, Thailand, China, Germany, and United States national language. The sale schedules March, 2006.
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Pics of J-MILF. (f'ing virus ruining my theread!) >:(



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Aparantly Nintendo is making a new game where you get to chart DS sales. (GAF-GOTY material?)
 
Her outfit is terrible. Second picture is cute. Third picture something seems off. Overall: Not worth infecting yourself or your computer over.

Gameplay 2
Graphics 5
Sound 1
Value 3
Tilt (I had originally typed "Slant" but then I checked GameSpot's review structure and realised "Tilt" is what they use, plus "Slant" could be misconstrued as being racist given the nationality of the alleged MILF in question): 4/10.
 
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