We have a cricket infestation at work is the apocalypse upon us?

That's weird I trapped a cricket to bring outside about a half hour ago. Right around the time you posted this.

Perhaps the apocalypse is upon us. Finally.
 
I'm genuinely terrified of them. Doesn't matter how small. They're the Putin of all insects. Vile, wicked and disgusting!

I think I would have to quit my job if we had them at work.

No no no, can't deal with them!
 
That doesn't sound too bad. Crack open the cider and enjoy the game.

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Dude, our simulation started crumbling the moment harambe died. I'm surprised we haven't gone full Revelations yet.
 
Why are Brits so weird?
It's the Tea. Rots their brains. Most countries have something similar imposed on them by the Illuminati world order to make them dumber and easier to control.


America experiences a similar effect with Mountain Dew. Australia has Vegemite. Ireland has alcohol. Italy has its damn hand gestures.


We are all doomed.
 
It's the Tea. Rots their brains. Most countries have something similar imposed on them by the Illuminati world order to make them dumber and easier to control.


America experiences a similar effect with Mountain Dew. Australia has Vegemite. Ireland has alcohol. Italy has its damn hand gestures.


We are all doomed.

When you realize that Mountain Dew was chiefly adopted by Xbox fans, things start to make sense.
 
I mean, when you compare Mountain Dew to energy drinks, the Dew is at least drinkable (from time to time).

I'll never understand what's wrong with water for thirst and coffee for caffeination.

Flavored sodas are a scourge of civilizations and only acceptable in a mixed drink.
 
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I'll never understand what's wrong with water for thirst and coffee for caffeination.

Flavored sodas are a scourge of civilizations and only acceptable in a mixed drink.
Dunno either. I am firmly in the "water is for thirst, coffee is for caffeine" faction. If I feel fancy I drink a cappuccino or latte macchiato.
 
So I talked to my lady friend who works for Orkin and she said the Apocalypse may very well be upon us also that "this breeding round is crazy" and that they're everywhere
 
Dude, our simulation started crumbling the moment harambe died. I'm surprised we haven't gone full Revelations yet.
We need a new Heroes (season 1) spin off for the modern age

"Save the gorilla, save the world"
 
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