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[The Sum of Zero]

Brave weasel, dealing a blow to the Organization.

Good job weasel. El. Psy. Congroo.

Operation Urld was a success; the Organization plan failed. But lets not forget the sacrifice of the weasel.

El Psy Congroo.

El Psy Congroo, my fellows.

 

[Linkark07]

Operation Urld was a success; the Organization plan failed. But lets not forget the sacrifice of the weasel.

El Psy Congroo.

 

[Zach]

 

[higemaru]

Marge, don't discourage the boy, control over the LHC is what separates us from the animals!

Spoiler

Except the weasel

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Best post.

 

[Byakuya769]

No one ran into it to save the weasel, get bit and become Weasel-(Wo)[m]an?

 

[spindashing]

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this post needs more love

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

That's not fair!

 

[tkscz]

Spoiler

Close enough.

Nor are the problems exclusive to the LHC: In 2006, raccoons conducted a "coordinated" attack on a particle accelerator in Illinois.

Spoiler

close enough

 

[MMarston]

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They need to investigate if a Baboon killed him first

 

[UnemployedVillain]

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I am weasel?

 

[Ithil]

Advances in science like the LHC are what separates us from the animals.

Except the weasel.

 

[vacantseas]

Probably did a lot of screeching.

Said weasel's name was Ben.

 

[Stinkles]

This is the greatest marvel origin story yet.

 

[Lhadatt]

Brave weasel, dealing a blow to the Organization.

El Psy Congroo, my fellows.

OFFICIAL CERN INCIDENT REPORT (Excerpt, page 480, paragraph 5):

Error. Weasel is Dead, mismatch.

 

[Nallen]

Here's a picture of the poor guy:

Crispy animal link

Source: I work at CERN, this came up in meetings today.

 

[Wag]

Here's a picture of the poor guy:

Crispy animal link

Source: I work at CERN, this came up in meetings today.

The hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

 

[Vital Tundra]

Wait now, what's this about the 2006 attack? It was "coordinated" by raccoons? The bastards.

 

[The Technomancer]

Here's a picture of the poor guy:

Crispy animal link

Source: I work at CERN, this came up in meetings today.

Holy shit

They weren't kidding when they said charred

 

[StrapOnFetus]

It may appear to be charred remains...but the weasel got sent back through time! He is now Dr Manhattan

 

[Sad Affleck]

 

[georly]

Here's a picture of the poor guy:

Crispy animal link

Source: I work at CERN, this came up in meetings today.

I'm gonna cry ;_;

 

[Almighty]

Something fishy is going on.

 

[cameron]

Here's a picture of the poor guy:

Crispy animal link

Source: I work at CERN, this came up in meetings today.

Oh, man. RIP, little guy. Added to OP.

 

[VariantX]

Here's a picture of the poor guy:

Crispy animal link

Source: I work at CERN, this came up in meetings today.

It just looks like a normal weasel, nothing to see he... *sees lower half of weasel* Oooooh... got to hope he didn't feel that in the end and died instantly.

 

[PeskyToaster]

good night sweet weasel. we shall fight on. we shall never surrender.

 

[Spring Drive]

Here's a picture of the poor guy:

Crispy animal link

Source: I work at CERN, this came up in meetings today.

Why does this make me cry?

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Sounds like they're just trying to weasel their way out of work.

 

[Shadax the wizard]

At least It wasn't a coconut

But African swallows aren't migratory.

 

[muteki]

a bird is believed to dropped a baguette onto critical electrical systems

I can't stop laughing....help.

 

[User1608]

Poor little guy. He knew, tried and perished in his attempt to save the world from such a device.

good night sweet weasel. we shall fight on. we shall never surrender.

Perfect.

 

[Bsigg12]

Here's a picture of the poor guy:

Crispy animal link

Source: I work at CERN, this came up in meetings today.

Poor little guy...

 

[RageWaffles]

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/726068810474741760

 

[TemplaerDude]

I can't wait for the wackos to come out and say it's god's way of saying stop.

 

[tauroxd]

I can't wait for the wackos to come out and say it's god's way of saying stop.

How can you not see it that way? It is very clear that God's hand was on this, gentleman, sir. I feel sorry for you and your lack of logical thinking.

Spoiler

I'm not serious.

 

[blamite]

Mismatch. Weasel is dead.

 

[DeviantBoi]

Funny... just like Destiny.

I hate it when I get Weasel errors.

 

[Seraph_Nicholas]

Well, glad to see all the failsafes worked properly!

 

[CTLance]

Poor little guy. Well, at least his last supper was a multi-billion-euro meal.

 

[WaterAstro]

Well, glad to see all the failsafes worked properly!

A weasel isn't a black hole though.

 

[Kysen]

How is it that its lower half is charred and not the head? Surely if it was biting a cable that is the part that would get burnt first.

 

[Chainsawkitten]

I like how they are not perfectly sure.

How can you be when the sample size is only 1?

 

[chuckddd]

Scurried too close to the sun.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

I was trying to figure out what was going on in the weasel pic. It looked like mold growing on concrete but I guess that's not the case aye :/

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/726068810474741760

lolol npr got jokes.

 

[Seraph_Nicholas]

A weasel isn't a black hole though.

I'm no physicist, but my thought is that the failsafes may well be why a weasel isn't a black hole.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

How is it that its lower half is charred and not the head? Surely if it was biting a cable that is the part that would get burnt first.

Was wondering this myself

 

[BADMAN]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sl-vAp9HOo

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

How is it that its lower half is charred and not the head? Surely if it was biting a cable that is the part that would get burnt first.

Grounding maybe?

I'm no electrician tho

 

[Keasar]

How can you be when the sample size is only 1?

The implication being:

Pffft... "Scientists"...

To be fair, the poor bastard probably got roasted to a chunk of black coal.

Cruel, but a little bit funny.

 

[Jazz573]

You sure it's not SERN?